Iphone Siri Jokes
23 iphone siri jokes and hilarious iphone siri puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iphone siri that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Iphone Siri Short Jokes
Short iphone siri jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iphone siri humour may include short hey siri jokes also.
- Asked my iPhone, Surely I don't need an umbrella today? . Siri replied Yes, and don't call me Shirley . Turns out I left Airplane mode on.
- *My iPhone on Airplane mode* Me: Siri, surely it must rain today
Siri: It won't and don't call me Shirley - Enough with the Iphone jokes I'm Siri-us! :P (prob been done before, but I find it funny)
- New phone My sister got an Iphone 5c. I asked if I could C it she said "No" so I said SIRI ously
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Iphone Siri One Liners
Which iphone siri one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iphone siri? I can suggest the ones about apple iphone and iphone user.
- Why didn't the Chinese man have an iPhone? He thought they were siri.
- What do you call an endless line of iPhones? An infinite Siris
- Hey Siri, teach me Kung Fu! Neo, you need to unlock your iPhone first.
- I started dating my iPhone app the other day... But it's nothing *Siri*ous.
- I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are.
- What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous. - Don't ignore the talking iPhone, I mean it, it's very siri-ous.
- Iphone user: Hey Siri, where do you come from? Syria
Iphone Siri Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about iphone siri you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean iphone users jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iphone siri pranks.
I screamed hey Siri to my iPhone not thinking it would work but to my surprise she heard me. I had nothing to say, however, and I felt bad because...
I know I would hate it if someone turned ME on accidentally and did nothing about it.
Me using the Siri app on my iPhone:
Me: "
Siri, call my wife."
Siri: "Samantha McLaughlin is not in your contacts."
Me: "Samantha Gibbs is my wife."
Siri: "I've added Samantha Gibbs as your wife."
Me: "Call my wife."
Siri: "Which wife?"
Late last night I was trying to summon a d**....
After many hours in my basement drawing pentagrams, chanting voodoo and performing spiritual dance I had failed to conjure any demons from the dark depths of Hades.
Defeat was in my mind and I had no choice but to admit the ways of old no longer held any sway with the dark lord. I reluctantly slid the Iphone from my bathrobe's inner pocket and activated the voice command:
"Siri, would you please summon me the darkest, most malevolent d**... that Satan himself would be pleased with."
Siri:"Ok, Contacting Comcast Customer Support"