iphone Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious iphone puns

CAN THE ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY MAN. HE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HIMSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HIS JUNK. HE IS OFFERING UP AN IPHONE X IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 8 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.

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How do you milk sheep?

Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.

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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans...

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

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What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common?

They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs.

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Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway!

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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So the iPhone 7 gets arrested...

He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".

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My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7.

I wish I had an iPhone 7.

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Why did the Storm Trooper decide to buy an Iphone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night

To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.

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The CEO of Apple came out gay...

Now we know why the iPhone 6 can't stay straight

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What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold?

An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.

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Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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I just got the new iPhone for my wife

All things considered a pretty good trade.

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The next iPhone won't be a failure

In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.

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Hi, I'm black, and I can't stand it when people assume we're all criminals

-Sent from your iPhone.

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If apple released iphone 8 and 10 this year

Would it release nine eleven next year

Edit : my first 24 hours top 10 thanks all

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You know Apple is run by men...

when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.

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How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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Husband on second day of marriage :-

He went to the makeup artist who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her a beautifully packed iphone X box.

Make up artist opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said "same feeling I had when I saw my wife this morning"

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Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X

We'll probably get to see 9/11 next year

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Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung:

They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.

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I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x

He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket

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What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common?

The end has no Jack.

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Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men?

Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, "six plus"

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A drunk guy calls a radio station...

...and tells the RJ,"I found this purse outside Raven's club. It has 1500 dollars in cash, a credit card, an iPhone 6s, and a driving license with Rebecca's name on it."
The RJ asks in an impressed tone,"It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Rebecca."

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The iPhone X removes the home button.

Meaning you'll be homeless on several different levels.

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I got a free iPad and iPhone today.

It's like... this gun is magic!!!

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My wife is so ugly...

she walked past the walrus enclosure at Sea World, and her iPhone X unlocked itself.

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If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission..

They should just call U2 and ask how they did it

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I just got an iPhone 7S for my wife

I thought that was a good trade

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I recently bought a 256GB iPhone X, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyway, I'm doing a giveaway.

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not very tall.

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Have you seen the new iPhone card trick?

It's the one where all the jacks dissappear

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What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space.

Successful

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Spotting Idiots Online

I wish there was some way to identify idiots online.

Sent from my iPhone

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What are the most funny Iphone jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Iphone? Well, here are the best Iphone dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Iphone pick up lines to share with friends.

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