Iphone Jokes

Funniest Iphone Short Jokes

Short iphone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iphone humour may include short smartphone jokes also.

1. To whoever lost an iPhone 14 Pro Max outside the train station yesterday Can you please stop calling my new phone?
2. Why do chinese people love IPhones and Apple products? Because the greatest gifts are the ones your children made.
   (inspired by u/lorenzomofo 's comment on a
   r/nextfuckinglevel post)
3. Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
4. Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
5. So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares "sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones".
6. What's the difference between an iPhone X and one ounce of gold? An ounce of gold will still be worth a grand next year.
7. Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown.
8. If apple released iphone 8 and 10 this year Would it release nine eleven next year
   Edit : my first 24 hours top 10 thanks all
9. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
10. I just gave a homeless guy 530 dollars and my new iPhone x He was so happy he even put his knife back in his pocket

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Iphone One Liners

Which iphone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iphone? I can suggest the ones about droid and iphone 5.

1. How do you milk sheep? Bring out a new iPhone and charge $1000 for it.
2. My girlfriend is like an iPhone 7. I wish I had an iPhone 7.
3. I accidentally clicked on a "You've won an iPhone"-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus.
4. I just got the new iPhone for my wife All things considered a pretty good trade.
5. The next iPhone won't be a failure In fact, it'll be a huge 6S.
6. You know Apple is run by men... when they call it an iPhone 6+ and it's only 5.5 inches.
7. Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X We'll probably get to see 9/11 next year
8. What does an iPhone 7 and The titanic have in common? The end has no Jack.
9. I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!
10. Why do children in China all have iPhones and wear Nike? Employee discounts
11. There's iPod, iMac, iPhone... and Apple watch, because iWatch sounds way too creepy.
12. Have you seen the new iPhone card trick? It's the one where all the jacks dissappear
13. What do you call an iPhone 6S that ran out memory space. Successful
14. I hate being poor Sent from my iPhone
15. iPhone Found Dead Later charged with battery

Apple Iphone Jokes

Here is a list of funny apple iphone jokes and even better apple iphone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• An Apple Store in Minneapolis reported losing $200,000 in inventory to riot-related theft. 'Thankfully the looters took nothing but two iPhones' the store's associate manager said.
• Apple is advertising the new iPhone as "The most powerful four inches ever." I can't believe they stole my slogan.
• When is an Iphone not an Apple? When there's two of them. Then it's a pear.
• Apple's new iphone sold over 13M units this past weekend I guess you can say it was a 6S
• What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs.
• Did you hear that Apple is coming out with YET ANOTHER new iPhone model? Critics are calling it the iPhone Xs.
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• I asked my kids, "Why isn't an iPhone charger...?" "...called Apple Juice?!"
• Why didn't Adam buy Eve the new iPhone? Because Apple products are really expensive.
• iPhone's from the future. 2016: iPhone 7=no headphone jack
  2017: iPhone 8=no battery
  2018: iPhone 9=no screen
  2019: iPhone 10=no phone at all, just pay Apple $1000
• Recent studies have shown that Apple is trailing behind Samsung in innovation Experts predict that it will take at least another two years for iPhones to bring explosive features to the market.

Iphone 6s Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone 6s jokes and even better iphone 6s puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The iPhone 6S+ has been doing really well so far... It seems to be a huge 6S
• I read the new iPhone was a commercial failure. This surprised me, because I thought it was going to be a 6S.
• If the next iPhone is a 6s... Does that mean the one after that will be a failure?
• What kind of iPhone does Borat have? A great 6S!
• The iPhone 6 was the most sold iPhone ever. I guess you could call it a 6S.
• Apple have talked about their most recent iPhone recently, The sales team seems to think it was a huge 6s
• Have you heard about the new iPhone Plus? I reckon it's gonna be a huge 6s...
  Get it ;)
• The next Iphone I'm sure the next Iphone will be a big 6s.
• This new iPhone isn't anything new To me it's not really a huge 6S
• I did an impression of Borat using my iPhone today It was a great 6S

Iphone Users Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone users jokes and even better iphone users puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an angry mob of sheep? Users with an old iPhone
• What is the most common question asked by iPhone users? "Does anyone have a charger I could use?"
• iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
• With the increasing price and size of Iphones…… If you want to be an iPhone user in 10 years, you'll need to have deep pockets.
  ( first time here, I hope is not too bad)
• If iPhone user started getting on your nerves Just ignore them by plugging your earbuds into the 3.5 mm jack of your phone.
• What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common? They both really hate Androids.
• Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot.
• Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal? Apple Jacks
• What do iPhone users hate the most?
• 1st of Jan. is the only time of the year when iPhone users can say that the battery lasted more than a day. It lasted a year.

Iphone Android Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone android jokes and even better iphone android puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones? Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
• Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.
• How do you trigger an Android fanboy? Sent from my iPhone
• TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone. He prefers Androids!
• Man buys an iPhone X. A man was devastated after purchasing an Iphone X with Android features ...
  Well, you could say that was uneXpected. I mean, he expected apple but IOno
• Apple is copying Android and using food names for iPhone software updates... Unveiled just today, the latest update is called \*\*Ketchup\*\*.
• Sigourney Weaver uses iPhone Because she hates Android.
• What do you call a person who sends messages on both an Android and an iPhone? Bitextual
• android fanboys hating on iPhone and its users for years Blew up in their face.
  (GALAXY NOTE 7 JOKE)
• Seven Why was iPhone 7 afraid of Android 7 ?
  Android 7 exploded...

Iphone 13 Jokes

Here is a list of funny iphone 13 jokes and even better iphone 13 puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I feel sorry for the guy who lost his iPhone 13 Pro on the bus yesterday, I really do… …but I wish he'd stop calling me on my new cell.
• I won an Iphone 13 in a race The other two competitors are: the owner of the phone and police officers

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