Iphone Android Jokes
27 iphone android jokes and hilarious iphone android puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iphone android that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Iphone Android Short Jokes
Short iphone android jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iphone android humour may include short android phone jokes also.
- Why do thieves prefer to steal Android phones over iPhones? Because they like to Hangout and not FaceTime.
- Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan.
- Why do Stormtroopers only have iPhones? Because they couldn't find the Androids they were looking for!
- iPhone users, don't bother sending the Meteor emoji to your Android friends... ...It won't have the same impact.
- Man buys an iPhone X. A man was devastated after purchasing an Iphone X with Android features ...
Well, you could say that was uneXpected. I mean, he expected apple but IOno - Apple is copying Android and using food names for iPhone software updates... Unveiled just today, the latest update is called \*\*Ketchup\*\*.
- android fanboys hating on iPhone and its users for years Blew up in their face.
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Iphone Android One Liners
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- How do you trigger an Android fanboy? Sent from my iPhone
- What do iPhone users and Future Trunks have in common? They both really hate Androids.
- TIL Sir Patrick Stewart refuses to own an iPhone. He prefers Androids!
- Sigourney Weaver uses iPhone Because she hates Android.
- What do you call a person who sends messages on both an Android and an iPhone? Bitextual
- Seven Why was iPhone 7 afraid of Android 7 ?
Android 7 exploded... - How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
- What did the Android call the iPhone 7 after being insulted by him? A j**...
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What funny jokes about iphone android you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean apple device jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iphone android pranks.
A journalist asked Tim Cook why iPhones are so expensive
"Well", said Tim Cook, "that's because the iPhone replaces a whole bunch of devices. A phone, a camera, a watch, a music player, a video player, a PDA, a voice recorder, a GPS navigator, a flashlight, a calculator, a portable gaming console, and many other things. Surely, a high price is worth paying to replace so many devices!"
"Then why are Androids so much cheaper?", asked the journalist.
"Because," said Tim Cook, "an Android replaces just one device. The iPhone."
I want it my way
I told my wife she can only get an iPhone, but if she isn't going to get one then I'm just getting her a cheap Android phone. She tried to argue with me, but I wouldn't have it.
I said, "Baby... it's my way or the Huawei."
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I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...
And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a c**... low end android.
She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.