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23 ipatch jokes and hilarious ipatch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ipatch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Ipatch Short Jokes

Short ipatch jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ipatch humour may include short accessories jokes also.

  1. Apple started their own clothing line for pirates... Their best seller so far is the iPatch.
  2. Apple just released a new iOS update to help protect against piraters It's called the iPatch.
  3. Did you hear about the software update Apple released specifically for pirates? They called it an iPatch.

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Ipatch One Liners

Which ipatch one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ipatch? I can suggest the ones about laptop and matey.

  1. What do you call an Apple update you don't see coming? An iPatch... I'm sorry...
  2. Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch
  3. What did Apple release to help blind people? An iPatch
  4. What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple? iPatch
  5. I think Apple is run by trendy pirates. They're always updating to a new iPatch.
  6. What slick new device did the pirate get from the Apple Store? The ipatch.
  7. What would Pirate Steve Jobs wear? An iPatch! Yarrrr.
  8. What shop did the pirate go to in order to get his broken iPhone fixed? iPatch.
  9. Apple has now turned to medical accessories!! their first product is the Ipatch!
  10. How can you tell when a pirate has been to the Apple store? He's wearing an iPatch.
  11. What did Apple name its new digital monocle? The iPatch
  12. Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical? Because they all involve iPatches.

Ipatch joke, Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

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What funny jokes about ipatch you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean update jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ipatch pranks.

What do you call when a Pirate updates their iPhone?

an iPatch.

Story:
I went to a Pirate dinner show and they were giving away bandanas and eyepatches and I thought of this joke.
Hate it, love it... I don't care :)

Ipatch joke, What shop did the pirate go to in order to get his broken iPhone fixed?