The Best 67 Ipad Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ipad jokes. There are some ipad macs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ipad ipod puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ipad Jokes and Puns

I was visiting my granddaughter the other day and asked to borrow a newspaper.

It's 2019, we don't buy newspapers anymore. Here's my iPad.

I'll tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.


I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad.

At least you can slam it shut when your lady walks in.

iPad

Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad.

Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad.

Ipad joke, iPad

I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini..

Apparently, it runs faster.

There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.

I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.


What is the opposite of an iPad Mini?

A Maxi Pad

I asked my husband for the newspaper. "Don't be silly," he said. "Use my iPad."

That spider never knew what hit it.

Ipad joke, I asked my husband for the newspaper. "Don't be silly," he said. "Use my iPad."

I asked my gf to get the paper for me...

...She said "Don't be silly, borrow my iPad". That spider never knew what hit it.

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround sound music system were all shut down.

Then I discovered that my phone battery was flat and I couldn't charge it.To top it off it was snowing outside. So I couldn't play golf and I couldn't fish. I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this also needs power. So does the microwave. So popcorn won't happen.

So I talked with my wife for a few hours. She seems like such a nice person.

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.

She seems like a nice person.

Newspaper and IPAD

I told my girlfriend to get me a newspaper. "Don't be silly", she replied. "Borrow my iPad." .... That spider didn't knew what f***ing hit it.

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I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper

"Don`t be silly", she replied, "you can borrow my ipad".

That fly never knew what hit it.

Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store....

and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows.

Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.

Santa Claus is reading letters from kids

Santa opens first letter: Oh Peter from USA needs new iPad.

Santa opens second letter: Oh Naomi from Japan needs new Samsung phone.

Santa opens third letter: Oh Isa Ahmed from Nigeria wants me to help him to get 32 million dollars out of the country.

21st Century

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."

I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...

Ipad joke, 21st Century

My golf game is a lot like my iPad,

I don't have an iPad.

Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro.

There is no point.

My girlfriend is like my iPad

i don't have an iPad.


Your Mom is so fat...

That when she sat on a Iphone it turned into a Ipad.

What do you call your lost iPad?

iHad

ilove my family...

For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.

My daughter received an iPod for hers.

For my birthday, I was pleased to receive an iPad.

My mother was given an iMac for her birthday.

Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon. And that's when the fight started…

I got a free iPad and iPhone today.

It's like... this gun is magic!!!

Got an IPad from my black friend...

And it runs faster.

I asked my wife for the newspaper

I said to my wife, "Get me a newspaper."

"Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad."

The spider didn't see that coming.

I was visiting my daughter last night and asked if I could borrow the newspaper...

"This is the 21st Century". She said

"We don't waste money on newspapers, here use this iPad."

All I can tell you is this.

That fly never knew what hit him.

I asked my girlfriend to get me a newspaper...

She said, "Nobody uses newspapers anymore use my iPad" and she was right, that spider died in one swing!

I got an iPad from my chinese friend...

I love homemade gifts!

I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts....

So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac.

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

I got an iPad for my birthday from my Chinese friend.

Nothing beats a homemade present!

What does a Russian call an ipad?

Tablyat.

Sunny day with my gf.

I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.

"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."

She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.

I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.

Yo' mama is so fat...

...She sat on my iPod and turned it into an iPad, and then asked Steve Jobs to market it.

Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender?

She wanted apple juice.

I just named my iPad "The Titanic"

...so when it syncs, iTunes tells me "The Titanic is syncing."

What Asian meal is the most popular in the Apple-nerd community?

iPad Thai.

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper...

She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.

That fly didn't stand a chance.

What did the lady robot use when she got her period?

An iPad.

Holding the new iPad Mini is like holding your newborn son...

Except I drop it a lot less.

Yo mama's so fat

She sat on an iPod and invented the iPad

When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.

But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the funeral, Emily".ο»Ώ

I asked my daughter to bring me my newspaper

She told me that newspapers are oldschool. She said me that people nowadays use tablets and handed me her iPad

That fly didn't stand a chance

A lot of parents don't know that there is another way to entertain children rather than by giving them an iPad.

By giving them an Android tablet!

I asked a young girl, "How do you get all these expensive things? New iMac, iPad, iPhone?!"

She smiled and said, "iSwallow."

I asked my dad to borrow a newspaper. "We don't waste paper in the 21st century, here use my iPad" he said

I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him...

A scollop is on his ipad sitting next to his dad.

The dad scollap nudges the son scollap and says

" stop looking at prawn"

I asked my wife for a newspaper. She said not to be daft and to borrow her iPad.

That spider didn't know what hit it.

My Chinese roommate and I decided to give each other homemade christmas gifts this year!

I'm hoping for an iPad!

Apparently 30 percent of under-6's in the U.S know how to use an iPad.

Whereas 100 percent of under-6's in China know how to make one.

What's Frog's Favorite Electronic Device ?

iPad.

A guy was drinking coffee in a coffee shop

He had no laptop, no smartphone, no Ipad. Doing nothing but just enjoying a coffee.. what a psychopath.

My friend told me that paper is useless since he carries an ipad

When he asked for toilet paper i gave him his ipad

Why did the iPAD go to the dentist?

Because he had Bluetooth

Things that didn't exist the last time England were in the semis

iPhone

Facebook

Google

Amazon

Android

Twitter

Instagram

iPod

Yahoo

YouTube

Snapchat

Spotify

Tesla

Skype

Uber

Airbnb

Bitcoin

Fitbit

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It's amazing how slow it takes to charge your iPad when your power is out and you actually need it.

#changemymind

Yo mama so fat...

when she sat on her iPhone, she created the iPad!

My great grandfather got me an IPad for my birthday.

My so-so grandfather got me a pair of socks.

An iPad Pun

These new iPads cost an 'ARM' and a Leg!

Get it? Hope it made your day!

Bought a new battery pack for my phone today...

It's the new iPad Pro with usb c.

I asked my dad to hand me a newspaper

He said "oh, just use my iPad."

Poor fly didn't know what hit him.

Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean?

So she could get it to sync!

I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.

In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.

I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.

Whoever said technology will replace paper

..has obviously never tried to wipe their ass with an iPad!

I read that Apple has been leaking images of a new device marketed towards women.

They're calling it the Max iPad

From my 8 year old...

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.

Don't ban me please.

I asked my Granddaughter to give me the newspaper. She said that newspapers are so out of date, and that people now use tablets, so she handed me her iPad.

That Fly didn't stand a chance.

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