Ipad Jokes
83 ipad jokes and hilarious ipad puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ipad that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Ipad Short Jokes
Short ipad jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ipad humour may include short device jokes also.
- I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper... She told me that newspaper are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad.
That fly didn't stand a chance. - I asked my wife for a newspaper. She said not to be daft and to borrow her iPad. That spider didn't know what hit it.
- Whoever said technology would replace all paper obviously hasn't tried wiping their but with an IPad.
- I asked my girlfriend if she could get me a newspaper "Don`t be silly", she replied, "you can borrow my ipad".
That fly never knew what hit it. - My Chinese roommate and I decided to give each other homemade christmas gifts this year! I'm hoping for an iPad!
- From my 8 year old... What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an IPad? A pineapple.
Don't ban me please. - Son: "Mom! The computer is full of viruses!" Mom: "Screw the computer! I just won 2 free iPads and a free trip to Paris!"
- iPad Apple will be unveiling a larger iPad.
Proctor & Gamble is set to file suit over trademark infringements over Apple's new Max iPad. - Apparently 30 percent of under-6's in the U.S know how to use an iPad. Whereas 100 percent of under-6's in China know how to make one.
- My friend told me that paper is useless since he carries an ipad When he asked for toilet paper i gave him his ipad
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Ipad One Liners
Which ipad one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ipad? I can suggest the ones about smartphone and macs.
- I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!
- I got a free iPad and iPhone today. It's like... this gun is magic!!!
- My girlfriend is like my iPad i don't have an iPad.
- I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini.. Apparently, it runs faster.
- What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad? A pineapple
- Why did the blonde throw her iPad into the ocean? So she could get it to sync!
- Why did the blonde put her iPad in the blender? She wanted apple juice.
- It's that time of the month for robots iPads
- What do you call your lost iPad? iHad
- What do you call the opposite of an iPad mini? A maxipad.
- 13 blackberries and 5 iPads walk into a bar... They leave hammered
- Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point.
- My doctor told me I have an unhealthy obsession with iPads. So he gave me some tablets.
- Why did the iPAD go to the dentist? Because he had Bluetooth
- What did the lady robot use when she got her period? An iPad.
Iphone Ipad Jokes
Here is a list of funny iphone ipad jokes and even better iphone ipad puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac.
- I asked a young girl, "How do you get all these expensive things? New iMac, iPad, iPhone?!" She smiled and said, "iSwallow."
- What are iPhones? No less iPads
Witty Ipad Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about ipad you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean homemade jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ipad pranks.
I'd rather have a laptop than an iPad.
At least you can slam it shut when your lady walks in.
To all new iPad owners...
There is no app for loneliness.
Did you hear about new product out from Tampax?
The iPad.
There has been some controversy regarding priests delivering sermons using an iPad instead of the traditional bible.
I think its perfectly fine. After all, Moses delivered the ten commandments using two tablets.
The only thing better than iPad...
...is an iTampon.
We had a outage at my place this morning...
We had a outage at my place this morning and my PC, laptop,
TV, DVD, iPad & my new surround sound music system were all shut down.
Then I discovered that my iPhone battery was flat and to top it off it
was raining outside, so I couldn't play golf.
I went into the kitchen to make coffee and then I remembered that this
also needs power, so I talked with my wife for a few hours.
She seems like a nice person.
Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store....
and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows.
Santa Claus is reading letters from kids
Santa opens first letter: Oh Peter from USA needs new iPad.
Santa opens second letter: Oh Naomi from Japan needs new Samsung phone.
Santa opens third letter: Oh Isa Ahmed from Nigeria wants me to help him to get 32 million dollars out of the country.
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that friggin' fly never knew what hit it ...
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Obsolete Technologies
A man is sitting in a recliner watching television when he asks his wife to pass the newspaper.
She starts barking at him,"Why don't you learn how to use this iPad? You're never going to get better at technology if you don't start using it for some of the simple things."
Considering his lovely angel's request, the man shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, why not."
A second later... SMASH!!!
That f**...' spider never even saw it coming.
props to /u/mongreloid , with minor editing from myself
My golf game is a lot like my iPad,
I don't have an iPad.
What was wrong with the homeless guy's IPad
It was missing a home button!
Grandma's Password
My 100 year old grandma asked me to set up a security camera, so she could see who was stealing her clothes at her assisted living facility, so I brought over a wireless camera and started to install an app on her IPAD for monitoring.
I needed her Apple ID to download the app, so I asked her what her password was.
She poked around in her notebook, and said "required".
It was the wrong password, so I told her, and she looked up at me and said, 'I know that it is right. I remember it said, "Your password is required."'
Sad iPad
Why was the iPad sad?
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
My daughter wants an iPad for Christmas.
I said the only pad you're getting is a Kotex.
ilove my family...
For his birthday, I gave my son an iPhone.
My daughter received an iPod for hers.
For my birthday, I was pleased to receive an iPad.
My mother was given an iMac for her birthday.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon. And that's when the fight started…
I bought my Dad a samsung tablet for his birthday.
Thanks for the ipad son.
Got an IPad from my black friend...
And it runs faster.
My three year old had a nightmare last night
He lost his ipad
I met a famous pirate the other day...
He was an iPad Pro
I have a blender, I have an IPad...
UH! Apple Juice.
Recently I visited my daughter. When I asked her newspaper, she said:
Dad, this is the 21st century, take my IPad. What can I say ... this fly did not know what killed her.
What does a Russian call an ipad?
Tablyat.
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Sunny day with my gf.
I ask honey if I could borrow a newspaper.
"This is the 21st century," she said. We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad."
She is right, I kill the son of b* in one shot.
I can tell you this. That fly never knew what hit him.
What Asian meal is the most popular in the Apple-nerd community?
iPad Thai.
Holding the new iPad Mini is like holding your newborn son...
Except I drop it a lot less.
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When a musician's fingers move really fast across a piano, they're considered a prodigy and a genius.
But when i go even faster on full-screen rhythm games on my iPad, I'm "lazy", "going to get carpal tunnel syndrome", "unproductive", and "ruining the f**..., Emily".
A lot of parents don't know that there is another way to entertain children rather than by giving them an iPad.
By giving them an Android tablet!
A scollop is on his ipad sitting next to his dad.
The dad scollap nudges the son scollap and says
" stop looking at prawn"
What's Frog's Favorite Electronic Device ?
iPad.
A guy was drinking coffee in a coffee shop
He had no laptop, no smartphone, no Ipad. Doing nothing but just enjoying a coffee.. what a psychopath.
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It's amazing how slow it takes to charge your iPad when your power is out and you actually need it.
#changemymind
My great grandfather got me an IPad for my birthday.
My so-so grandfather got me a pair of socks.
An iPad Pun
These new iPads cost an 'ARM' and a Leg!
Get it? Hope it made your day!
Bought a new battery pack for my phone today...
It's the new iPad Pro with usb c.
I have Apple appliances in every room of my home.
In addition everyone in my household owns an iPhone, iPad or both. We are pretty diligent about keeping all of the devices synchronized with each other. All, except for some reason, the kitchen.
I guess you could say, everything but the kitchen's synch'd.
My daughter just asked me to call her iPad….
My 7 year old daughter was getting ready for bed and was looking for her iPad. Dad, can you call my iPad? She asked me. I was ready for this moment. Without hesitation I replied what do you want me to call it? She looked at me blankly. No…call my iPad she protested. I cupped my hand to my mouth and bellowed Emily's iPad over and over. She finally caught on and we shared a laugh. I called her iPad on my phone, it rang in the other room.
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Keeping up with the times
I went round to my sons' house and whilst we were sitting having a cup of tea, I said: "Son, can I borrow your newspaper?"
"Dad, this is the 21st Century", he replied, "We save money by not buying newspapers. But if you like you can have my iPad."
I'll tell you, that spider got squished real good...
AN old man asks to borrow his son's newspaper
The son points out that this is the 21st century, and nobody wastes money on newspapers anymore. He lends his dad his iPad instead.
That spider never knew what hit him.
Hoping to find some appreciation for my impressive wit here, since I got zero when I offered it up earlier.
My kids were at the lake making movies on their iPad with their cousins. I saw they were all doing some silly dances, and I asked if they were making a scary movie. They said no, it's a family movie. I responded with, oh, I just thought since your dance moves were so killer. Crickets. No respect.
