Ip Address Jokes
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What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
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Sincerely,
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The Internet Provider
I asked my dad what our IP Address was...
He just pointed at the toilet.
A hacker once told me my full name and IP address
Jokes on him, I already knew both of those things
So a guy living in Afhganistan was arrested for constantly rebuilding a statue of St. Peter after people kept breaking it down.
He's a re-Pete offender
this was an original joke and please don't track my IP address I value my life
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Do golden-shower and watersports f**... sites have URLs?
Nope, they just have IP addresses
Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
When you talk about IP addresses of an iPad
Do you call it iPaddress?
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What is h**...'s IP address?
holocalhost
You've Been Programming Too Long When...
When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".
When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.
When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page.
When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets"
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.
When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want.
When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your {network address} faster than your postal one.
When you go to balance your checkbook and discover that you're doing the math in octal.
When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.
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