Iodinized Jokes
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Funniest Iodinized Short Jokes
Short iodinized jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iodinized humour may include short jokes also.
- What does a chemist say when he comes out of the closet for being bisexual? Iodine, Americium, Bismuth.
- How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light? Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.
- Iodine accidentally killed Xenon Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium - Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
- I ordered some pure Iodine-131 online a month ago. They must have messed up, because I received mostly Xenon today.
- This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium
:) - What kind of comics are most common among smart perverts? Helium-Nitrogen-Tantalum-Iodine comics
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- I tried to give iodine a full electron shell... ...but iodide.
- What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium.
- What did the Cobalt Tungsten say to the farmer? Iodine Molybdate
- What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show? CSI.
- What did.... What did iodine-131 say to carbon-14?
I'm already tracer - Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science.
UPDATE: I'm an idiot - Hydrogen and iodine combine HI
- Don't you just love helium nitrogen tantalum and iodine
- Hey girl, are you made of Thorium, Iodine and Carbon? Cause babe, you're ThICC.
Iodinized Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about iodinized you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iodinized pranks.
Iodine wanted to bond with Uranium...
But Uranium wanted to bond with Helium ; helium was noble and didn't want to bond with Uranium. When Iodine found out about this, he said.....
"I know I can treat U better than He can..."
I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....
'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.
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Inspector in a hospital is interviewing a room full of patients
He asks the first one
- What are you in here with?
- Gonorrhea
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- No
So he moves to the next one
- What are you in here with?
- Hemorhoids
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- No
He moves to the next one
- What are you in here with?
- Sore t**...
- How are they treating you?
- Swab it with iodine
- Any questions or complaints?
- Yes. Tell them to either change the swab or to swab me first.