Iodine Jokes

23 iodine jokes and hilarious iodine puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about iodine that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Iodine Short Jokes

Short iodine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The iodine humour may include short iron jokes also.

  1. What does a chemist say when he comes out of the closet for being bisexual? Iodine, Americium, Bismuth.
  2. How many periodic elements does it take to turn on a light? Sulfur, Tungsten, Iodine, Technetium, and Hydrogen.
  3. Iodine accidentally killed Xenon Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
  4. Nerdy pickup line. Hey baby, Are you uranium because I'm Iodine and if it was up to me I would rearrange the periodic table around and put U and I together. ;)
  5. I ordered some pure Iodine-131 online a month ago. They must have messed up, because I received mostly Xenon today.
  6. This should be a standard response to chemistry jokes Flourine Uranium Carbon Potassium
    Yttrium Oxygen Uranium
    Arsenic Sulphur Tungsten Iodine Phosphorus Einsteinium
  7. What kind of comics are most common among smart perverts? Helium-Nitrogen-Tantalum-Iodine comics
  8. Did you hear about the w**... supremacists chemist? He was so radon carbon iodine thorium he joined the potassium potassium potassium.

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Iodine One Liners

Which iodine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with iodine? I can suggest the ones about chlorine and lithium.

  1. I tried to give iodine a full electron shell... ...but iodide.
  2. What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died? Well, I guess we better Barium.
  3. What did the Cobalt Tungsten say to the farmer? Iodine Molybdate
  4. What is cesium and iodine's favorite TV show? CSI.
  5. What did.... What did iodine-131 say to carbon-14?
    I'm already tracer
  6. Scandium, Iodine, neon, corium. What is it? It's Science.
    UPDATE: I'm an idiot
  7. Hydrogen and iodine combine HI
  8. Don't you just love helium nitrogen tantalum and iodine
  9. Hey girl, are you made of Thorium, Iodine and Carbon? Cause babe, you're ThICC.

Iodine joke, Hey girl, are you made of Thorium, Iodine and Carbon?

Silly Iodine Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about iodine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean uranium jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make iodine pranks.

Iodine wanted to bond with Uranium...

But Uranium wanted to bond with Helium ; helium was noble and didn't want to bond with Uranium. When Iodine found out about this, he said.....
"I know I can treat U better than He can..."

I saw a burglar on the CCTV of my elements shop. He was taking gold, iodine, carbon, uranium, platinum, and three bottles of nitric oxide. I said over the tannoy....

'Au, I C U! NO NO NO!'
I didn't mention the Fifth Element because it was so overpriced and overhyped.

Iodine joke, Hydrogen and iodine combine