Invisible Woman Jokes
29 invisible woman jokes and hilarious invisible woman puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about invisible woman that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Invisible Woman Short Jokes
Short invisible woman jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invisible woman humour may include short invisible man jokes also.
- Why did the blond girl became the Invisible Woman? Because she has to be dense enough for light to bend around her
- Invisible couple An invisible man married an invisible woman. I don't know what they saw in each other. Also, their kids aren't much to look at.
- Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at
- Three guys were in a bar Three guys were in a bar, then a drunk walks in and say:
"Aww beautiful, the Fantastic Four"
"But man, we are only 3"
"Because the woman is invisible". - I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl.
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Invisible Woman One Liners
Which invisible woman one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invisible woman? I can suggest the ones about wonder woman and old woman.
- An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!
- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
- When a woman is dating the Invisible Man, can she really say she's seeing someone?
- What do you call an invisible non-cisgender woman who has two kids? Trans-parent
- Did you hear about the invisible woman? She didn't show up at work today.
- I'm dating an invisible woman... ...She isn't much to look at.
- What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible.
- What's the Invisible Woman's bra size? A you-can't-C-cup.
Invisible Woman Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about invisible woman you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ugly woman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invisible woman pranks.
When I was in high school I wished that could be invisible so that I could sneak in the girls locker room.
Now I'm married And a beautiful woman takes her clothes off in front me and pretends I'm invisible every day!
Superman is flying around the city when he sees Wonder Woman lying n**... and spread eagle atop a skyscraper
He thinks to himself I can fly over there, have super sonic fast s**... with her, and fly away before she even notices…
He zips over, pumps away with a speed that induces time dilation in his nether region, and flies away before Wonder Woman can tell what happened.
Startled, Wonder Woman exclaims, What the h**... was that???
The Invisible Man replies, I have no idea but my a**... hurts like h**...!
Wonder Woman
Batman is talking to the Flash. "Hey, Flash, did you hear about Wonder Woman? She was lying on the roof of her building n**... moving her hips in a suggestive manner. Superman was flying by and saw her. He took off his clothes, flew down and landed right on top."
Flash says, "Boy, I bet Wonder Woman was surprised."
Batman answers, "Not nearly as surprised as the invisible man!"
Fantastic Fourplay
So I found a picture of the Invisible Woman performing suggestive acts on someone. I showed it to The Thing and he said he couldn't see her doing that. When I asked him if it was Mr. Fantastic she was with, Thing said he thought he was a stetch.
"What about the The Human Torch?" I proposed.
"Nah," he said. "When he's turned on, he's totally flaming."
"Well, is it you then??" I asked.
"No way man!" He exclaimed. "I can't even get my rocks off!"
Superman was cruising the stratosphere
...when he spied Wonder Woman apparently sunbathing n**..., lying on her back on a remote beach. Admiring her stunning beauty, he thought to himself, "I bet I could fly down and with my super speed, have my way with her and be gone before she noticed a thing." So he flew down and 10 milliseconds later was gone. Wonder Woman opened her eyes, raised her head a little and said, "What the h**... was that?"
The Invisible Man said, "I don't know but it sure tore up my a**...."
So a man finds a dirty lamp on the ground...
and he starts to clean it, because he thinks it may be valuable! After a while of rubbing it a genie comes out, and says "Hey! I'm a genie and normally i'd grant you 3 wishes but today i'm really tired, so I can only grant you one."
So after a while of thinking, the man says "Alright, I've always loved Hawaii. I want a bridge that goes from my backyard to there."
The genie snorts. "That's probably the dumbest wish I've ever heard! Make a different one."
So after another long while of thinking, the man says "I want to be able to know what any woman is thinking."
The genie then replies "So do you want this bridge to be invisible from other people or....