Invisible Jokes

• Short Invisible Jokes
• Invisible One Liners
• Invisible Man Jokes
• Invisible Woman Jokes
• Invisible Ink Jokes
• Invisible Girlfriend Jokes
• Invisible Hand Jokes
• More Invisible Jokes

Funniest Invisible Short Jokes

Short invisible jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invisible humour may include short hidden jokes also.

1. Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
2. I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
3. Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
4. My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years
5. I keep imagining I'm holding an invisible pack of cards No one knows what I'm dealing with.
6. If I had the power of invisibility, I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
7. My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
8. Why do churches ban Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
9. They all laughed when I told them that one day I'd discover the secret to invisibility If only they could see me now
10. A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ..."there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"
    Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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Invisible One Liners

Which invisible one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invisible? I can suggest the ones about illusion and blind.

1. As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
2. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
3. If I was invisible for a day... I'd kick a mime artist to death.
4. An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at
5. I told my therapist I feel like I'm invisible My therapist replied, "who said that?"
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!
7. I was going to buy an invisible sword... But I don't see the point.
8. They made a book about my dad It's called The Invisible Man
9. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts
10. Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point
11. "Doctor I'm invisible!" "I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"
12. The Invisible Masturbator strikes again! Nobody saw him coming
13. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
14. Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me.
15. I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it.

Invisible Man Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisible man jokes and even better invisible man puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Nurse pops her head into the doctor's office..... Nurse: 'Doctor, there's an invisible man in the waiting room.'
  Doctor: 'Tell him I can't see him.'
• Invisible man Invisible man goes to the doctor.
  Doctor says "I can't see you right now."
  -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992
• An invisible man was in the waiting room. "Your patient is here, doctor," the nurse said.
  The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
• Why is the Invisible Man the worst lawyer? He can never appear in court.
• I think everyone's dad is like a superhero to them. Mine was the Invisible Man.
• Invisible Man A nurse says, "Doctor, the invisible man is here for his three o'clock."
  The doctor says, "Well, tell him I can't see him."
• Nurse comes in from the waiting room and says, "Dr., there's a man out there who claims to be invisible. What should I tell him?" Dr. replies, "tell him I can't see him today".
• How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children? Because he's not apparent.
• Invisible couple An invisible man married an invisible woman. I don't know what they saw in each other. Also, their kids aren't much to look at.
• When a woman is dating the Invisible Man, can she really say she's seeing someone?

Invisible Woman Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisible woman jokes and even better invisible woman puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the blond girl became the Invisible Woman? Because she has to be dense enough for light to bend around her
• What do you call an invisible non-cisgender woman who has two kids? Trans-parent
• Did you hear about the invisible woman? She didn't show up at work today.
• Did you hear? The invisible man and the invisible woman just had a son. In all honesty, he's not much to look at
• Three guys were in a bar Three guys were in a bar, then a drunk walks in and say:
  "Aww beautiful, the Fantastic Four"
  "But man, we are only 3"
  "Because the woman is invisible".
• I'm dating an invisible woman... ...She isn't much to look at.
• I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl.
• What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible.
• What's the Invisible Woman's bra size? A you-can't-C-cup.

Invisible Ink Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisible ink jokes and even better invisible ink puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Went to the hospital after accidentally drinking invisible ink It took forever before the doctor could see me
• They say invisible ink is making a comeback I can't see it happening
• Yesterday, I drank a bottle of invisible ink. I was in the hospital all night waiting to be seen
• I accidentally had a jar of invisible ink I'm now at the hospital waiting to be seen
• I drank a bottle of invisible ink. I'm at the hospital waiting to be seen.
• I'm in the Emergency Dept at the hospital because I swallowed invisible ink. I'm waiting for someone to see me.
• My son today accidentally drank invisible ink. I'm sat with him in the emergency room waiting to be seen.
• Did you hear about the author who writes using invisible ink? Here's a list of his books:
• How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? When your writing becomes visible.

Invisible Girlfriend Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisible girlfriend jokes and even better invisible girlfriend puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan She always wears an invisibility cloak.
• An invisible man broke up with his invisible girlfriend... He didn't think they should see each other anymore.
• My love life I have found that invisible girlfriends are the way to go... Because then you know no one else is seeing her....
• My girlfriend is like an angel... ...she's invisible:(
• My girlfriend is invisible... She's great, but there's not much to look at.
• I wanted to go as the invisible man for Halloween this year. But my Girlfriend made me put my clothes back on.
• My girlfriend replaced all her p**... with invisible ones, because they're fashionable. But now she can't find them anywhere, leaving her no choice but to go commando everyday.

Invisible Hand Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisible hand jokes and even better invisible hand puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why will you never see an economist m**...? Because they always use an invisible hand

Amusing Invisible Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends

What funny jokes about invisible you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean transparent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invisible pranks.