Invisibility Jokes

Funniest Invisibility Short Jokes

Short invisibility jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invisibility humour may include short invisible jokes also.

1. Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
2. I now identify as invisible Although I was born visible, I am now trans-parent. My pronouns are who/where
3. Why is free Wi-Fi never seen in churches? Because no church wants to be challenged by an invisible power that actually works.
4. My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years
5. I keep imagining I'm holding an invisible pack of cards No one knows what I'm dealing with.
6. If I had the power of invisibility, I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"
7. My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
8. They all laughed when I told them that one day I'd discover the secret to invisibility If only they could see me now
9. A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ..."there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"
   Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
10. Invisible man Invisible man goes to the doctor.
    Doctor says "I can't see you right now."
    -Christ Novacelic, Reading 1992

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Invisibility One Liners

Which invisibility one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invisibility? I can suggest the ones about blindness and darkness.

1. As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
2. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
3. I told my therapist I feel like I'm invisible My therapist replied, "who said that?"
4. An invisible man marries an invisible woman... The kids weren't much to look at!
5. I was going to buy an invisible sword... But I don't see the point.
6. They made a book about my dad It's called The Invisible Man
7. What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit Farts
8. Why buy an invisible knife? I don't see the point
9. "Doctor I'm invisible!" "I'm sorry sir. I can't see you right now"
10. The Invisible Masturbator strikes again! Nobody saw him coming
11. Today I tried to pick up a girl by telling her I was invisible. She saw right through me.
12. I used to have an invisible pencil I really didn't see the point of it.
13. I have an invisible boyfriend... My friends don't know what I see in him.
14. I've never understood the idea of invisible planes. I just can't see them taking off.
15. I taught a class on invisibility once Nobody showed up.

Invisibility Cloak Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisibility cloak jokes and even better invisibility cloak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan She always wears an invisibility cloak.
• Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts They never saw him coming.
• To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak... You can't run but you can hide
• I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself clear.
• Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where
• I just bought a half-price cloak of invisibility. The seller wanted to charge me full price.
  I got it for refraction.
• What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
• My friends and I were arguing about which of the Deathly Hallows was best: Cloak, Elder Wand or Resurrection Stone. Upvote for invisibility.
• The Wizarding World is real! Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.
• "You don't seem to understand, I'm really putting on a cloak of invisibility!" "Have I made myself completely clear?"

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What funny jokes about invisibility you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean invisible man jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invisibility pranks.