The Best 19 Investigated Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Investigated jokes. There are some investigated fbi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these investigated investigate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Investigated Jokes and Puns

Someone broke into my house and stole my toilet.

Local police investigated the crime scene, but had nothing to go on.

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.

[NSFW] Russian cam models are currently being investigated.

They're accused of meddling in U.S. erections.

Investigated joke, [NSFW] Russian cam models are currently being investigated.

An investigation was carried out by a foundry...

since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it.

(fyi I don't know anything about metalworks or smelting at all. If I used any of these terms incorrectly, sorry.)

Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated?

Police on the case say he has a sketchy past.


One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"

Why did the police catch the murder of the geometry teacher?

They investigated it from all angles

Investigated joke, Why did the police catch the murder of the geometry teacher?

An owl was investigated as a suspect in the serial murders of eight random individuals in under a year

But the case went cold after repeatedly insisting it didn't know the victims' names.

Why was Santa forced to shut his grotto?

He was being investigated by the Elf and Safety Executive.

Only 341 days 'til Christmas!

What do Marie Curies Notebooks and a defected KGB agent have in common?

They both won't be investigated very closely.

A piano player is being investigated for assault

Good thing he is only A Minor and is able to B Sharp enough to escape the cops.

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People are freaking out because the Orlando shooter was investigated by the FBI and was able to buy a rifle.

But you can also run for president.

You *know* you have a drinking problem...

When even the American Bar Association suggests you should be investigated by the FBI...

What do you get if you breed a shark with a dog?

Investigated by several animal welfare agencies.

Did you hear about the reporter who investigated the ice cream company owner for fraud?

He had the inside scoop

Neil DeGrasse Tyson is now being investigated for sexual misconduct.

But is it really all that surprising that an astrophysicist pulled a Spacey?

Investigated joke, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is now being investigated for sexual misconduct.

Elizabeth Warren just said that she also got a bomb in the mail.

The FBI investigated and said it was a firecracker.

Elizabeth Warren now claims it was 1/1024th of a bomb.

Why doesn't Trump care that the stress from being investigated is making him lose his hair? (OC)

Because he is so over Comey.

You won't be hearing from me for a while. I'm being investigated for stealing swimming pool inflatables....

I gotta lilo.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the investigated fugitive jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working investigated trials piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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