Investi Jokes
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What happens to investigative journalists in Russia?
They're Putin jail
Investigating Hillary Clinton is like fishing on Discovery Channel
... you catch them, you show them, and you let them go.
An investigation was carried out by a foundry...
since somehow people were getting a hold of their new ingots before they started selling them publicly. They investigated the entire foundry and found out that the man in charge of working the furnace was selling the ingots illegally, under the table. This only proves that he who smelt it, dealt it.
(fyi I don't know anything about metalworks or smelting at all. If I used any of these terms incorrectly, sorry.)
After some investigation, I discovered some cracks in the hearth of my fireplace
In other words, it's having a mantle breakdown
Investigation finds rise in complaints regarding worker incompetence at Quiznos locations
> "Whoops, wrong sub"
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Investing in Bitcoin is like s**... without a c**...
Everyone's pushing you to do it and it feels good once it's rising, but not withdrawing in time can be costly.
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What did investigators find in Jeffrey d**...'s shower?
Head & Shoulders
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Investigator to trainee helicopter pilot: "So you survived the c**.... How did it happen?" Pilot: "Flying too high. I was shivering. Too cold." "Then what?"
"Then (pointing to the rotor) I switched off the fan."
The Investigation into Elon Musk's False Advertising Scandal Enters the Fifth Week.
Elongate is really drawn out.
Investing in balloons just isn't as profitable as it used to be.
I blame inflation.
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Investing in an assisted s**... centre has its pros and cons
The service is non-refundable but there are no repeat customers
I was investing in Monopoly games
Until I realized that there is no real money in them
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Investigation of the m**... found all the victims were deaf, dumb or blind.
These were senseless killings.
Investigation underway after all public toilets mysteriously disappear...
Police say they have nothing to go on.
How did the investigators discover that a serial killer had dandruff?
They found head & shoulders in his bathroom.
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I went to investigate a nearby bank that was recently robbed by the workers there...
They basically sold out a bunch of suckers.
An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital.
FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.
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Everyone investing in m**... these days...
I guess it's true. If you can't beat em, joint em
Well you know what they say about investing in the stock market
Watch all of your money go *huawei*
How come investigators never get constipated?
They're always de-duecing
How did the investigators know the vegan was killed?
They found his charred remains.
How did the investigator solve the crime?
He used his FBIs
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Investi One Liners
Which investi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with investi? I can suggest the ones about detective and explore.
- What's the most observant reptile? An investi-gator
- That detective must be from Florida Because he's an investi-gator
- What do you call an aquatic reptile that solves crimes? An investi-gator.
