Invertebrate Jokes
4 invertebrate jokes and hilarious invertebrate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about invertebrate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Invertebrate Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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If you had to spend the rest of your (human) lifespan as an invertebrate, which would you be?
Me, a politician.
What do you can an aquatic invertebrate that works for the government?
Anemone of the state.
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What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?
Always thought you was a bit spineless.
The metamorphosis
One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"
Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transformed into a giant beetle, six legs and antenna and all. She cries "Oh papa, papa. Come look at what has happened to our dear boy"
The father comes into the room. Takes a look at his only son. Runs to open a window, grabs his son's aquarium full of his favorite sea invertebrates and throws the whole thing out the window. "Papa!" his daughter asks "Why did you do that?"
He replies "With Franz like this, who needs anemones?"
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