Inventor Jokes
109 inventor jokes and hilarious inventor puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inventor that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Inventor Short Jokes
Short inventor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inventor humour may include short invention jokes also.
- When the inventor of the USB dies... they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.
- The inventor of the wind chill factor died this week. He was 86 but felt more like he was 64.
- Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind" - The inventor of the USB died. They lowered his coffin, raised it back out, flipped it over, lowered it again, raised it back out, flipped it over again, then lowered him again.
- Sad to report that the inventor of predictive text has passed away His funfair will be held next Monkey
- The inventor of inappropriate innuendo jokes died suddenly yesterday. His wife is taking it really hard.
- The inventor of autocorrect has died... The inventor of autocorrect has died. I didn't even know he was I'll
- The inventor of the ballet skirt was struggling for a name for his invention. Finally he put tu and tu together.
- The inventor of the chicken tikka masala has died Just before he passed he slipped into a korma
- The inventor of Tetris died recently and the casket was buried vertically... And then the entire graveyard disappeared
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Inventor One Liners
Which inventor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inventor? I can suggest the ones about credited inventing and new invention.
- The inventor of autocorrect died The funnel will be held tomato.
- The inventor of autocorrect died today His funfair will be hello on sundial
- Sad news from Australia The inventor of the boomerang grenade died today.
- The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial.
- Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards
- The inventor of autocorrect walks into a bar. He asks for a bear
- The inventor of auto-correct has died His funfair will be next monkey.
- Did you hear about the inventor of the knock-knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
- The inventor of wax strips has just died. RIP
- The inventor of dog treats died earlier today... He was a good boy, yes he was...
- I met the inventor of the trampoline. He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.
- What did the inventor of the shovel say about it? "This is Groundbreaking!"
- Is it true that the inventor of fractions was... ...Louis the 1/16th?
- I once dated the inventor of the stopwatch. That was my 15.535 seconds of fame.
- The inventor of the clockwork radio has died. It's true, it's not a wind up!
Inventor Telephone Jokes
Here is a list of funny inventor telephone jokes and even better inventor telephone puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- We all remember Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone... But no one ever remembers Alexander Graham Kowalczyk, the first telephone pole.
- Alexander Graham Kowolczyk... The inventor of the telephone pole.
- What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!
Entertaining Inventor Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about inventor you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean scientist and engineer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inventor pranks.
What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?
A casket
What did people say when the inventor of the Dry Erase Board showed off his new invention.
That's Remarkable!
Terrible joke, came to me on the toilet early, but I had to say it. And it's also likely be told in some form before.
The Inventor of Stereo
steps back to admire his work and says "Let's see how this pans out."
Alfred Nobel is considered the inventor of dynamite
...because all the others could not be positively identified.
How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?
He said it goes without a hitch!
This one has always tickled me!
My father is the inventor of the rear view mirror. He means a great deal to me but looking back we're not as close as we seem!
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The inventor of the dissapointing punchline has died
His f**... will be held on Thursday at 2pm.
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The inventor if the anti-virus software has been charged with m**....
They expect the trial to last 30 days
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Why did the inventor of t**... lozenges choose to be cremated?
So there wouldn't be any coffin.
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The inventor of the air conditioner has died
Thousands of fans are attending his f**...
If a South African inventor wanted to make a French-sounding cologne, what would he call his new fragrance?
Elan! Musk
I met the inventor of the crossword last week.
Can't remember his name. P something T something R.
A Russian told me this one.
"The Matryoshkas inventor is rolling in his grave, in his grave, in his grave..."
The inventor of large scholarly books showed me his factory.
He said, "Make yourself a tome."
What does a poor inventor have?
No idea
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The inventor of the snooze button has passed away.
His f**... will take place tomorrow at 8:00, 8:06, 8:11, 8:13, and 8:14.
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The inventor of AutoCorrect...
...is a s**... mass hole. He can fake right off.
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How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
The inventor of the Big Mac died the other day....
His family ordered the most lavish coffin they could find in the brochure, but were extremely disappointed when it turned out to be nothing like the picture.
Henry Heimlich, inventor of the Heimlich maneuver, died today at 96.
Now I'm getting all choked up and it can't be helped.
The inventor of the Red Solo Cup had died.
His body was found under the sofa in the living room three days after his death.
The inventor of the Oxford Comma has died.
Tributes have been lead by JK Rowling, his wife and the Queen of England.
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I just heard the inventor of autocorrect died...
...may his sole restaurant in pieces.
What do you call it when the inventor of the ceramic knee replacement gets a metal knee replacement?
Iron-knee
Don't let the naysayers get you down, even the inventor of toilet paper had his critics...
"this is tearable" they said at first.
The inventor of the computer mouse has died.
They should have right clicked and saved him.
TIL the inventor of Nachos was a notorious cheese thief.
His friends often remarked, "Hey, that's not yo cheese."
They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mind
But I like to think he had posterior motives.
I met the inventor of the bobble head
His name is Robert Bullhead. His friends call him Bob
Captain Picard meets Jethro Tull, the inventor (not the band) and says
"Make it sew, number one"
why couldn't they get the inventor of the hokey pokey into his coffin when he died?
they put his right foot in, they put the right foot out
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TIL that Melvil Dewey, inventor of the Dewey Decimal system for organizing library collections, was known to be a serial s**... harasser.
Someone really should've put him in his place.
The inventor of the butcher knife probably thought very highly of himself
To be fair, it was a very cleaver idea
What did the inventors of the dry erase board say when they reflected on their creation?
That's remarkable!
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle died yesterday.
The inventor of Twister has died...
...Police say "foul play cannot be ruled out".
The inventor of the crystal ball has died.
He never saw it coming.
The inventor of the light bulb has recently been diagnosed with depression.
I wonder how many people it took to change him.
What did the homicidal inventor say to his last victim?
Time to DIY
Why did some film critics hate the movie about Alexander Fleming, the inventor of Penicillin?
They were anti-biopics.
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A message to the inventor of autocorrect...
You can duck right off, you s**... ask hole.
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Was reading about the inventor of MadLibs this morning...
Apparently when he died, he was was seventy-s**... years crack pipe.
The inventor of the TASER gun recently died.
Both friends and enemies
were stunned!
You think the inventor of the shoehorn...
ever tries to bring it up in conversation?
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The inventor of the 'anagram' died today
May he 'erect a p**...'
I'd like to congratulate the inventor of the wobbly table
He must be successful with them being in every restaurant and cafe
Did you hear about the inventor with erectile dysfunction?
All his ideas were half cocked.
The inventor of ibuprofen, Stewart Adams, died today at 95 years old.
The priest got up to present the eulogy NSAID he was a lovely bloke.
The inventor of the jigsaw puzzle has died today...
...his wife is said to be in 1500 pieces!
Almost a Knock-Knock joke
In 1967, Joe Wallace, the inventor of the Knock-Knock joke, was awarded a ...No Bell prize.
Ancient China should be credited for inventing toilet paper.
The inventor was Wai Ping.
An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.
A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.
BREAKING NEWS
The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident.
He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.
There was a very hungry inventor
Thomas Ate His Son
A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer
A Scientist, Inventor, and Engineer are tasked with solving a major world problem. The Scientist does the research and makes a discovery that the Inventor then uses to invent the thing that will solve the problem. The engineer refines the invention until it is ready for operation. Their solution is a huge success and very profitable. Who makes all the money?
The businessman.
The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week...
But his memory will never be erased.
It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.
the inventor of the revolving door looked at a perfectly normal door and boldly asked "what if i added social anxiety?"
if i go too slow? surely everyone behind me hates me.
too fast? everyone behind me is in danger.
perfect invention.
let's put them in the busiest buildings.
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Did you hear the inventor of spell check died?
May he rust in p**....
The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the inventor of the merry-go-round
They moved in different circles.
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Netflix is releasing a movie about the inventor of the t**...
It's a period piece
Sir John Harrington, inventor of the modern flush toilet is well remembered for two reasons:
Number 1 and Number 2
