Invention Telephone Jokes
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Funniest Invention Telephone Short Jokes
Short invention telephone jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invention telephone humour may include short telephone jokes also.
- What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris. - Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
- What was one of the greatest inventions of all time, yet was completely useless when it was first made? The telephone, who r u gonna call?
- Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
- TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
- My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school.
Rings A Bell. - Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph. But first they had to learn re-Morse code.
- Apparently, a Spanish Dictator invented a type of telephone back in the 1940s. But no one in his home country could understand the words that came through it; Because it was a Francophone.
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Invention Telephone One Liners
Which invention telephone one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invention telephone? I can suggest the ones about new invention and cellphone.
- What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone.
- Who invented the first telephone? Does it ring any bells?
- When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
Hilarious Fun Invention Telephone Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about invention telephone you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean telephone call jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invention telephone pranks.
In honor of Mother's Day ... sort of
A woman goes into labor and her husband is her birthing coach. In the delivery room, a doctor shows the two a brand new invention that allows the father to share some of the labor pains, which takes some of the pressure off of the mother. The man agrees. He begins at 20%. "No problem," he tells the doctor, so they turn it up to 40%. The man says "I don't see what the big deal is! Crank it up!" Finally they put him at 80%. The mother has a much easier labor and a gives birth to a baby boy.
Later that day, the man gets a telephone call from one of his neighbors. "It's the damndest thing," the neighbor says. "The mailman just dropped dead on your front doorstep this morning."
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american , Japanese, Indian travelling together
**American :** Know what when we dug up our ancient cites we found these thick cables...U know what this means?
**Indian & Japanese** : NO.. tell us.
**American :** This means Telegraph was 1st used here
**Japanese not to be outdone :** When we dug our ancient cities we found these thin wires ... know what this means
**American & Indian :** ... no .. tell us
**Japanese: means we invented the telephone
*Both The ame**rican and the Japanese now look at the Indian with a smile*
**Indian :** Well we dug and found nothing ... know what that means
**The other 2:** no ... tell us
**Indian : **Who do you think invented wireless