Invention Jokes

Funniest Invention Short Jokes

Short invention jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invention humour may include short inventor jokes also.

1. I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
2. Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
3. The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
4. Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a chinese guy? Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh
5. I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
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   EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.
6. TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
7. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
   1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
8. Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
   Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"
9. You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
10. It wasn't easy for the guy who invented the microphone in the beginning. He got some really bad feedback.

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Invention One Liners

Which invention one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invention? I can suggest the ones about patent and gadget.

1. Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
2. What's the most common operation in a lego hospital? Plastic surgery.
   [Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
3. COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
4. i invented a new word! its called plagiarism
5. The man who invented the "VELCRO" died today.... ...RIP.
6. I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent... It goes without saying
7. Dear the person who invented 0, thanks for nothing
8. Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
9. The man who invented the umbrella was going to call it brella. When asked, he hesitated.
10. The contact lens is mans greatest invention At least in my eyes
11. If 2 wrongs DID make a right... You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.
12. If Chuck Norris hadn't existed... chuck norris would have invented him.
13. Who invented the circle? Sir Cumfrence
14. My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off.
15. What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution

New Invention Jokes

Here is a list of funny new invention jokes and even better new invention puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
  My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
  Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
• Britain has invented a new missile It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
• My new invention has made me rich!!! exploding prayer mats, prophets are going through the roof
• Did you hear? They invented a new shovel! It's ground breaking!
• I heard they're inventing a new kind of bed... ...but most of the theories I've heard are bunk.
• Heard a vintage 2011 today. The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
  
• My friend invented a machine that can take a disc out of a console, then put a new one in It's a game changer
• I've invented a new soft drink that floats out the can It breaks the laws of fizzicks
• So I invented a new beef and vegetable recipe, but it wasn't so great... It was meaty-okra.
• I invented a new word: *Zygorepostalgia*
  It's the feeling you get when you see the same joke reposted more than once in the same day and realize it wasn't funny the first time either.

Invention Telephone Jokes

Here is a list of funny invention telephone jokes and even better invention telephone puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What was more important than the invention of the first telephone? The second telephone.
• What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke? My Favorite,
  When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
• Alexander Graham Bell is always given a huge amount of praise for inventing the first telephone The credit should really go to whomever invented the SECOND telephone.
• What was one of the greatest inventions of all time, yet was completely useless when it was first made? The telephone, who r u gonna call?
• Russian Ministry of Communication announces proof that Putin invented the telephone. Played recording of three messages on answering machine left by Alexander Graham Bell.
• Who invented the first telephone? Does it ring any bells?
• TIL that immediately after Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he learned that he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
• My daughter is making a documentary on the invention of the telephone, for a school project. I remember the time I did that, in middle school.
  Rings A Bell.
• When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
  calls.
• Before telephones were invented, fighting couples would actually make up over telegraph. But first they had to learn re-Morse code.

Better Invention Jokes

Here is a list of funny better invention jokes and even better better invention puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's a good thing the popular sports drink was invented at Florida instead of Florida State... Because Gatorade is a much better name than Seminole Fluid .
• I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back.
• Indians are better with computers because they are the 1's who invented 0's
• A new and better nail clipper was invented today What a cutting-edge technology it is

Patented Invention Jokes

Here is a list of funny patented invention jokes and even better patented invention puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
• How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions? They used phonographic evidence.
• Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?
  A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.

Irish Invention Jokes

Here is a list of funny irish invention jokes and even better irish invention puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• No matter how improbable, there's a parallel universe with anything you can think of. Even one where the Irish invented rap. It's how the universe achieves Homie O'Stasis
• Who do you guys think invented dancing? It was a big Irish family with just one toilet.
• What's the latest Irish invention? A helicopter ejector seat

Fun-Filled Invention Jokes to Boost Your Mood

What funny jokes about invention you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean discovery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invention pranks.