Invented Jokes
163 invented jokes and hilarious invented puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about invented that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article looks into the comedic invention of who actually invented the "joke." We explore the origins of comedic invention, from the teethbrush, fottle and lozenge to more modern sources. Read on to find out who truly invented the joke and how it has evolved over time.
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Funniest Invented Short Jokes
Short invented jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invented humour may include short inventor jokes also.
- I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
- Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
- The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
- Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a chinese guy? Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh
- I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you. - TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
- Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat. - Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind" - You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
- It wasn't easy for the guy who invented the microphone in the beginning. He got some really bad feedback.
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Invented One Liners
Which invented one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invented? I can suggest the ones about devised and discovered.
- Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
- What's the most common operation in a lego hospital? Plastic surgery.
[Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke] - COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
- i invented a new word! its called plagiarism
- The man who invented the "VELCRO" died today.... ...RIP.
- I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent... It goes without saying
- Dear the person who invented 0, thanks for nothing
- Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
- The man who invented the umbrella was going to call it brella. When asked, he hesitated.
- The contact lens is mans greatest invention At least in my eyes
- If 2 wrongs DID make a right... You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.
- If Chuck Norris hadn't existed... chuck norris would have invented him.
- Who invented the circle? Sir Cumfrence
- My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off.
- What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution
Who Invented Knock Knock Jokes
Here is a list of funny who invented knock knock jokes and even better who invented knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
- the person who invented knock knock jokes ... deserves a Nobel prize
- Did you hear about the french woman that invented the knock knock joke? She won the No Belle prize
- My son accidentally invented the end-all-be-all of kid jokes Knock knock
\-- Who's there?
Chicken
\-- Chicken who?
Chicken from across the road
Invented Patented Jokes
Here is a list of funny invented patented jokes and even better invented patented puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
- How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions? They used phonographic evidence.
- Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?
A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
Who Invented Yo Mama Jokes
Here is a list of funny who invented yo mama jokes and even better who invented yo mama puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's
Invented Calculus Jokes
Here is a list of funny invented calculus jokes and even better invented calculus puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Apparently Newton wasn't the first to invent calculus, it was Leibniz. So Newton's work was merely derivative
- Why did Newton invent calculus? He wanted to test his limits.
Who Invented Jokes
Here is a list of funny who invented jokes and even better who invented puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.
- I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener Makes scents when you think about it.
- My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
- I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying." - The first joke I invented all on my own (age ~5-6) Why don't pirates like playing cards?
There's always someone walking across the deck. - Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, "six plus"
- You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
- My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
- I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice. - Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman? His name was Philippe Filoppe.

Howlingly Hilarious Invented Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about invented you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new invention jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make invented pranks.
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how many Indians does it take to fix a lightbulb?
Two. One to do the task and other to explain how lightbulbs were actually invented in ancient India.
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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting p**....
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The guy who invented t**... lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the f**...
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Having invented a time machine I'm going to do the art world a favor
I'm going to make sure Adolf h**... never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.
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To the guy who invented zero,
Thanks for nothing.
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An Italian and a Greek get in a fight over s**...
Greek: the Greeks invented s**... centuries before the Italians!
Italians: maybe so but we improved on it by introducing it to women!
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Imagine the guy who invented maple syrup...
Hey this tree tastes way better than the last 10 trees I s**...!
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I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in
Hello!
I invented silent tennis...
It's like regular tennis but without the racket.
Did you hear the department of transportation is laying off thousands of workers?
They invented a shovel that stands up by itself.
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Just invented a new drink. v**..., cranberry juice, lime, and rohypnol.
Its called the Cosbypolitan
Wouldn't it have been amazing if John Lennon had invented that device that you put in your front door to secretly see who's on the other side...
I mean, imagine all the peepholes.
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What kind of m**... invented the fire blanket
Surely fire is warm enough already?
When they buried the man who invented Tetris
...the whole cemetery disappeared.
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Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any s**... with a Y chromosome.
It's called sonblock.
First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.
Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes...
... they are calling them "parallelograms".
I've invented a machine that prints money.
I programmed it to make coins, but for some reason it keeps printing dollar bills....
It makes no cents.
I've just invented a perfume made from holy water.
Eau my God
I invented a SJW alarm clock.
It not only tells you the time, it reminds you what year it is, too.
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To the person who invented the zero....
...thanks for nothing.
Britain has invented a new missile
It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work and it can't be fired.
To the genius who invented 1ply toilet paper....
I wanna shake your hand.
The man who invented the crossword also died today
He was buried 6 down and 5 across.
Americans may be ignorant of other cultures...
But at least we invented the hamburger
Did you know the first condoms were invented by the Welsh out of sheep's intestines?
The English improved on the invention by taking the intestines out of the sheep before using them.
To the person that invented 0
Thanks for nothing
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The man who invented distorted mirrors has died.
His f**... will be held in asymmetry.
To the person who invented infinity
Thanks for everything
How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Indiana?
Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush.
(Hoosier here)
The man who invented toaster settings has died.
He'll be cremated at 6.
An architect, a lawyer, and a hunter were sitting at a bar.
The three men were having a debate about whose job was the oldest.
"Obviously it's my job," bragged the hunter. "Cavemen got their food by hunting, which makes my job older than civilization."
"Yes," the architect replied, "but if you read the Bible, it says God created the universe out of darkness and chaos. This technically makes God the architect of the universe."
The lawyer simply smirked. "True, but who do you think invented darkness and chaos?"
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Greeks invented s**...
The italians added women to it
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I invented time travel and killed my grandfather to see if I wouldn't be born
It's the worst way to get to know I'm adopted..
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves, so they took it out to different countries for a test. In USA, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves,
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves,
Spain in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves :
Nigeria in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves,
Uganda in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves,
Then they brought it to South Africa , in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
What do cannibals put in their soup?
Ramen!
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Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
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To whoever invented the mini skirt, you are a good person, thank you.
My b**... have never felt so free.
TIL the tooth brush was invented in Kentucky...
Anywhere else and it would be called a teeth brush.
The man who invented the remote control has sadly died.
His body was found down the back of the sofa.
A joke I just invented (I think!)
I think lying face down in the middle of a herd of cows deserves a pat on the back.
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I Went To The Patent Office.
I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out. She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay. What do you call it?"
"A Fottle."
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She s**... and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds kind of crude."
I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.
Did you hear? They invented a new shovel!
It's ground breaking!
In china, they invented a machine that can capture thieves
They tested out the machine in china for a week and they caught 2 thieves. The following week the russians decided to test this machine in Moscow, they caught 10 thieves. Seeing the machine's success, the Mexican government wanted to try this in the City of Mexico, they caught 400 thieves. Then the Americans caught interest and decided to test the machine in Detroit... They stole the machine
What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?
My Favorite,
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Where were thr first gas cars invented?
In Africa, they Madagascar.
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The Greatest s**... Culture . . .
A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture.
Over coffee, the Greek says, "Well, we built the Parthenon."
The Italian replies, "We built the Coliseum.
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to mathematics."
The Italian, nodding, says, "But we built the Roman Empire ".
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented s**...!"
The Italian replies, "That may be true, but it was the Italians who included women."
You know why the 2 piece bathing suit was invented?
To separate the dairy section from meat section...
I invented a war game called "Adam and Eve".
It's a first person shooter.
The government is reported to have invented a mind-control air freshener.
It makes scents if you think about it.
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It's a black guy that invented the triathlon.....
He ran to the pool and came back with a bike
A son asks his dad
Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?
Dad: Of course!
Son: Who invented the light bulb?
Dad: Thomas Edison.
Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?
Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!
Why was the accordion invented? So the musician could both play and dance at the same time.
What an Idea..!!!
My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.
Why didn't I think of that?
DNA editing was invented by Gene Hackman
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