Invented Jokes

Funniest Invented Short Jokes

Short invented jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The invented humour may include short inventor jokes also.

1. I invented a new golf ball that'll automatically go in the hole if it gets within four inches. Do NOT carry them in your back pocket.
2. Of all the inventions of the last 100 years... the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
3. The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking, but the invention of the broom swept the nation.
4. Did you know the magnifying glass was invented by a chinese guy? Yeah, his name was Tzu Minh
5. I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
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   EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you.
6. TIL that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia... otherwise it would have been called the teethbrush.
7. Condoms 1272AD - arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats.
   1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat.
8. Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, "that's the greatest invention since bread"
   Inventor, "well I'm about to blow your mind"
9. You guys know how the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because if it was invented in the north, it would've been called a teethbrush.
10. It wasn't easy for the guy who invented the microphone in the beginning. He got some really bad feedback.

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Invented One Liners

Which invented one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with invented? I can suggest the ones about devised and discovered.

1. Whosoever invented "dentures" missed out on calling them ... "Substitooths".
2. What's the most common operation in a lego hospital? Plastic surgery.
   [Credits: My 11yo son invented this joke]
3. COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
4. i invented a new word! its called plagiarism
5. The man who invented the "VELCRO" died today.... ...RIP.
6. I invented a car that moves only when the driver is silent... It goes without saying
7. Dear the person who invented 0, thanks for nothing
8. Before crowbars were invented...... ...most crows drank at home by themselves.
9. The man who invented the umbrella was going to call it brella. When asked, he hesitated.
10. The contact lens is mans greatest invention At least in my eyes
11. If 2 wrongs DID make a right... You'd need 4 wrongs to invent an airplane.
12. If Chuck Norris hadn't existed... chuck norris would have invented him.
13. Who invented the circle? Sir Cumfrence
14. My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off.
15. What happened after the wheel was invented a revolution

Who Invented Knock Knock Jokes

Here is a list of funny who invented knock knock jokes and even better who invented knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the no-bell prize.
• the person who invented knock knock jokes ... deserves a Nobel prize
• Did you hear about the french woman that invented the knock knock joke? She won the No Belle prize
• My son accidentally invented the end-all-be-all of kid jokes Knock knock
  \-- Who's there?
  Chicken
  \-- Chicken who?
  Chicken from across the road

Invented Patented Jokes

Here is a list of funny invented patented jokes and even better invented patented puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I've invented a biro with a bell attachment. Patent pen ding.
• How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions? They used phonographic evidence.
• Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?
  A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.

Who Invented Yo Mama Jokes

Here is a list of funny who invented yo mama jokes and even better who invented yo mama puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I invented a new maple syrup! It's called Ain't Yo Mama's

Invented Calculus Jokes

Here is a list of funny invented calculus jokes and even better invented calculus puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Apparently Newton wasn't the first to invent calculus, it was Leibniz. So Newton's work was merely derivative
• Why did Newton invent calculus? He wanted to test his limits.

Who Invented Jokes

Here is a list of funny who invented jokes and even better who invented puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth ... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.
• I've just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener Makes scents when you think about it.
• My friend went bankrupt after inventing a sandal for people with only one leg. It was a flop.
• I invented a new type of car... Me: "I invented a new car. It's powered by silence!"
  My friend: "Wow, this is going to revolutionize the industry!"
  Me: "Yeah, it goes without saying."
• The first joke I invented all on my own (age ~5-6) Why don't pirates like playing cards?
  There's always someone walking across the deck.
• Know how the iPhone 6+ was invented by men? Only men would call something that measures 5.5 inches, "six plus"
• You can tell the toothbrush was invented in Alabama if it was invented anywhere else, it would've been called the teeth brush.
• My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
• I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
  I asked my 26 siblings for advice.
• Did you know that sandals were invented by a Frenchman? His name was Philippe Filoppe.

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