Invasion Day Jokes
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What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion?
86% chance of heil
Before the Russian invasion of Ukraine. The Kremlin decides to try and intimidate Ukraine.
Before the Russian invasion of Ukraine.
The Kremlin decides to try and intimidate Ukraine.
They send a few truckloads of wheat with the note: "That's how many of us are coming!"
A few days later the trucks return full of flour with the note: "And this is how they will be sent back to you"
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The Great Ovarian Revolution
One day all the eggs in a woman's body decide to fight off incoming s**.... Knowing the woman has s**... every Friday night then set up a blockade and wait till Friday. Once Friday night comes the eggs bravely get ready to stop the invasion. They wait all night but no s**... enter. The eggs stand confused until another egg comes rushing towards them out of breath. The other eggs start asking why he's out of breath. The egg catches his breath and says, "THEY CAME IN THE REAR!"
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