The Best 5 Invader Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Invader jokes. There are some invader lye jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these invader anton puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Invader Jokes and Puns

home invader

A home invader breaks into a house and finds a couple in the bedroom and holds them at gunpoint.
The owner points to the woman and says, "You have to let her go right now.
You can have all the money and jewelry in the house, you can have my credit card and car keys.
You can even shoot me but you have to let her go right now." The gunman says,
"You must really love your wife."

"Yes and she will be home in 20 minutes."

Would you say Kevin Spacey was a Trekkie?

Or more a Space Invader?

What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it?

No, You Lye. YOU LYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!

What do you call someone who tops Darth Vader during sex?

An Invader.

What did the invader say when he got to northern Canada?

I'll have Nunavut.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the invader lobotomy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working invader parroty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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