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- Zelensky: Why did you invade Iraq? United States: Because we "suspected" nuclear weapons.
Zelensky: So why not attack Russia now?
United States: Because we know that Russia has nuclear weapons. - George W. Bush couldn't decide what country to invade next... He says, "It seems we're stuck between iraq and a hard place.."
- What's the fastest way to become a Millionaire? Be a Billionaire and invade Ukraine.
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>\-84.96 (-92.43%)past month - I think the Russian invasion of Ukraine was caused by a translation error. The Russian military invading Ukraine all have Z's, and the Ukrainians fighting back are the "Not Z's".
- I heard Russia ordered 1,000 septic tanks from Belarus Once they figure out how to drive them, they'll invade Moldova
- What would happen if Hungary invaded and conquered Turkey? A new kingdom would be formed known as full.
- I can't believe all these viruses and bacteria invade my body without permission Makes me sick
- Me: Mom, you're invading my personal space Mom: Well, you came out of my personal space, so that makes us even.
- When I successfully invade Canada and they offer me lands in a peace treaty... I'll take Nunavut.
- My psychiatrist says I invade other people's privacy because I'm "insecure". Says the guy whose home WiFi password is "password123".
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- If Russia invaded turkey from the rear, Do you think Greece would help?
- My face is so oily The US wants to invade it.
- What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading? Crimea River.
- Why did Germany invade Hungary in WW2 They were jealous of the Hung-Aryans
- My skin is so oily that I'm afraid that one day America may invade it!
- If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]
- My car leaks so much oil that the U.S Army just invaded my driveway.
- If two rights make a wrong, what about a third right? Invades Poland.
- What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
- Why did the United States invade Panama? Just cause.
- How do Soviets invade a country? They Russian.
- I told my mum she was invading my privacy She told me I came out her privacy
- If Luxembourg invaded another nation, then they'd probably be hit with a Luxembargo.
- Why us it not good to have an oily face? The US might invade it.
- How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way.
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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
A teenager went to United Nations for help...
The UN judge asks, "Want are you afraid of?"
He replies,"My face is so oily, I'm afraid the US would invade me."
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A U. S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a row boat rowing towards California...
The captain gets on the loud-hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and replies, "We are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s."
The entire crew of the destroyer doubled-over in laughter. When the captain was finally able to catch his breath, he gets back on the loud-hailer and asks, "Just the four of you?"
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The rest are already there!"
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Polish Tanks
Question: Did you know that Poland just bought 10,000 Septic Tanks?
Answer: As soon as they learn how to drive 'em, they are going to invade Russia.
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How do you make a Swiss Roll?
Push him down a hill.
BONUS: How do you make French Wine?
Invade.
On the one hand I feel bad that Jeniffer Lawrence privacy was invaded, but on the other hand
...well that hand is busy.
I just finished a straight 8.5 hour binge of Dan Carlin's Wrath of the Khans podcast. I know one thing for sure:
You can't invade Russia in the winter. But Genghis certainly Khan.
Geogrophy
If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Grease would help?
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Putin decides to invade Poland
Putin decides to invade Poland. But first, he wants to check the future situation in his country by visiting a fortuneteller.
Putin: Hello! I'd like to ask how much would a 0,7l bottle of v**... in Moscow 2016 cost.
Fortuneteller: Hmmm... it seems about twenty.
Putin: Rubles?!?
Fortuneteller: No, PLN.
What's Hitlers favorite video game?
Space Invaders
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What did the french say to the n**... when they invaded ?
Table for 50,000?
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Well done Turkey on shooting down a Russian warplane.
Now proceed to level two where you have to destroy fifty Russian warplanes and fight off an invading ground force.
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Why did h**... invade Hungary?
Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)
When the Greeks invaded Troy, why did their plot use an equine model instead of a bovine one?
Because if it was bovine, their plan would be in sham-bulls.
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Regarding Canada
If they ever invade the States, I move we rename them the US-Eh
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I figured out how to invade Russia
You destroy all of the v**... then they'll be to sober to shoot straight.
You know Stalin tried to invade Scandinavia
But he just couldn't finnish
Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?
Because they're not garbage collectors.
Maybe Russia is in a huge marathon that ends with, invading Finland.
And crossing the finish line.
Why did Hannibal invade Rome?
Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.
President Obama is doubling down on fighting global warming
He's already sent three battalions of Marines to invade the Sun.
Why did Genghis invade China?
Because he khan.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?
First, invade ze kitchen...
Alien Race Accidentally Invades Earth!
Ooops, wrong sun
Why was Hadrian so popular?
Because he built a huge wall to keep the invaders out.
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I haven't seen a team blow a win this bad...
Since h**... invaded Russia
What did Harry Potter say when he invaded Afghanistan?
Expected petroleum.
The generals thought US soil would never be vulnerable to a naval attack ...
The year: 2025. Russia invades an Alaskan archipelago. Needless to say, the US government is stripped of its Aleutians.
I heard Russia is invading Ukraine again...
...Crimea river!
My girlfriend said I don't know how to be romantic
So I yelled "DEUS VULT!" and invaded Gaul. Proved her wrong
If USA invaded Canada, Russia would save them...
Because they've got poutine!
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Sean Taylor really took being a r**... to heart.
His home got invaded & he got shot.
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I'll be so demoralised if North Korea decides to invade South Korea...
It'd be Seoul destroying
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What do you call it when the church of Latter Day Saints invades an area?
The m**... conquest.
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Two Mexicans are making an attempt to cross the U.S. border.
A border patrol agent spots them and yells out, "HEY, what do you think you're doing??"
One responds, "We're invading America!"
The agent says, "Just the two of you???"
"No, we're the last two. The rest are already there!"
-Props to John Cleese
Kevin Spacey has now announced a new partnership with Atari, rebooting an old classic
They're calling it "Spacey Invaders".
The girl I'm dating is half Polish and half German.
I asked her if she ever got the urge to invade herself.
Would you say Kevin Spacey was a Trekkie?
Or more a Space Invader?
When the Mexicans finally invade and take over Los Angeles, what will the city be renamed to?
El Eyyyy
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What will the Sith call the earth when they invade and take command?
The Force r**...
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What did Invader Zim say to the bottle of Sodium Hydroxide that had "Bleach" written on it?
No, You Lye. YOU LYYYYYYYYYYYE!!!
If the U.S. ever discovered Time Travel
It would go back in time and invade itself for oil.
Say what you will about George W Bush, but he wouldn't have stood for North Korean aggression...
He'd have invaded New Zealand by now...
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The president of the Greek football club PAOK invaded the pitch with a gun yesterday, what a fool..
Only the goalkeeper is allowed to use his arms..
My girlfriend said to me that she would break up with me for invading her privacy
Or at least that's what it said in her diary.
When Japan invaded China in World War II...
...imagine how many people died from friendly fire.
Why did the Mexican . . .
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
- For Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican Army invade the Alamo with only 5,000 troops?
- Because they only had two vans
Why did the Mexican train driver kill all his passengers?
- No one knows! He must have had a locomotive
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?
- Tequila
What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East?
Expecto Petroleum
I just took a dump so vile
That the US is invading my house and accusing me of using chemical weapons
Why did the Persians invade ancient Greece?
They were looking for weapons of math destruction.
I'll see myself out.
Imagine a world where nobody is starving
A world where everybody is happy. Everybody is friendly. A world with no conflict. No wars. No weapons.
Now imagine invading that world because they would never see it coming.
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Why does russia want to invade Ukraine
Because they want to make it an Ourkraine.
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What do you call it when rodents invade a b**... colony?
Hamsterdam
During WW1 Switzerland had 250 000 soldiers
The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: "What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?"
The ambassador replied: "Shoot twice and go home."
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Yo momma so fat..
h**... wanted to invade her for Lebensraum
This criminal invaded my house and turned my phone book upside down without me realising.
Instead of the cops there's some angry guy with a pitchfork on my doorstep.
Germany is said to be breaking under the strain of polish immigrants
Well there's an unexpected headline: Poland invades Germany
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Why should you take regular showers?
Because you might get so oily, America invades you.
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What did h**... say to the driver when he got lost trying to invade France?
"take the third r**..."
Did you guys watch the movie about aliens invading America?
I think it was called "Pocahontas"
I've made a horrible mistake.
-Everyone who has invaded Russia during the winter.
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TIL h**... was a bee...
That's why he invaded Poland
Russia really want to invade Finland so they can rest
As they would cross the Finnish line.
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The Russian winter...
...helped the Russian people defeat h**... during WW2 and Napoleon before him. This year it invaded the USA on its own.
After Peter Jackson's successful launch of World War 1 documentary They Will Not Grow, George Lucas has announced he is making a documentary of World War 2 with remastered footage.
Spoiler: France invades first.
Bet you can't guess how I got out of Iraq
I invaded Kuwait
With the space force being created, one thing is clear.
Trump was confused by which aliens are invading.
So germany said they won't invade Czechoslovakia, they still invaded it.
You can say Deutschlandlied
Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south
Yemen: Yeah man!
Oman: Oh man
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Why doesn't anyone have to worry about the Chinese invading
Because general tso is a chicken.