Inuit Jokes
67 inuit jokes and hilarious inuit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about inuit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Inuit Short Jokes
Short inuit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inuit humour may include short icebreaker jokes also.
- Two Inuits marry and consummate that night. The next morning, the bride discovers that she is six months pregnant.
- I can't eat whale blubber. I've tried it, I'm just not Inuit.
-my beloved nerd of a husband - There's a new cosmetic surgery that makes you look like an Eskimo. You might wanna look Inuit.
- Canada was like, "This is all part of the Northwest Territories," but the Inuit were having Nunavut.
- What did the suspicious husband say after he caught his wife cheating inside an igloo? Inuit!
- I said Canada was made up of ten provinces and two territories But the Inuits were having Nunavut.
- When I was a young man, I almost hooked up with an Eskimo girl once... Turns out, she wasn't really Inuit
- My dad keeps trying to teach us... My dad keeps trying to teach us about our partially Eskimo heritage, but I don't care.
I'm just not Inuit. - It's a little known fact that the inuit people always know when someone is willing to kiss. They have a good nose for it.
- Why didn't the Eskimo rub noses with his non-Eskimo girlfriend? She just wasn't Inuit.
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Inuit One Liners
Which inuit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with inuit? I can suggest the ones about igloo and ranch.
- I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut
- What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut.
- I tried to take a girl out to hunt seals for a first date. But she wasn't really Inuit.
- What did the Eskimo say to his wife when he caught her cheating on him? Inuit
- How do eskimos always know where to find the best Seals? They use their inuition
- Tried to eskimo kiss my girl last night... but she wasn't inuit.
- I thought I was going to sleep with an Eskimo-girl But, she wasn't Inuit.
- What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone? It was counter-inuitive.
- Eskimo lottery You've got to be Inuit to win it
- What do you call a house warming party for an Inuit? Eviction
- I just tried to play the online Eskimo lottery. But you have to be Inuit to win it.
- How do eskimos get into their igloos? They just walk right inuit.
- I tried being an Eskimo but it didn't work out I just wasn't Inuit
- 'Hey, you wanna be Eskimo Brothers?' ''Na, I'm really not Inuit.'
- I tried to tell this joke to an Eskimo but.. Inuit
Charming Humor Inuit Jokes with Loads of Fun
What funny jokes about inuit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean arctic jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make inuit pranks.
How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?
Cold and calculating.
What did the Eskimo say to his wife when she suggested a t**...?
"I'm Inuit."
Credit goes to R. Ebeltoft.
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak...
Two Inuits are out fishing on a kayak. They've been out all day, and the sun's setting. As the temperature drops, they decide to light a campfire on the watercraft, which, unsurprisingly sinks. This just goes to prove that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What's the worst part about getting r**... by an eskimo?
Being forced Inuit.
I went on a date with a woman from Alaska...
Things were going pretty well, and we sincerely enjoyed each others company. Then at the end of the night, I tried to give her an Eskimo kiss, but I guess she wasn't really Inuit.
i was turned down by an eskimo girl
she wasn't Inuit and had a hundred words for no
So I paid good money for an Eskimo e**..., but I think I got ripped off...
I could tell she wasn't Inuit.
I met this cute Inuit girl but I didn't know what to say, so I just said something funny.
It was an icebreaker joke.
What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?
*"I'm just not that Inuit."*
I asked a Canadian friend of mine if he was interested in learning about his ancestral lineage
He replied, "I don't know, I guess I'm Inuit."
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
How does an eskimo have s**...?
He goes inuit, outuit, inuit, outuit.
Tried to persuade my Eskimo girlfriend into some new s**... stuff but she was reluctant
I played it off like, "Yeah, I was just trying to see if you were Inuit."
What did the eskimo say when he found out that his pet seal had been stealing from his fish reserve?
"Inuit!"
I tried to s**... my Eskimo friend
She wasn't very Inuit.
I have a f**... for indigenous girls. Wanted to have s**... with this girl in Alaska, but, unfortunately...
... She wasn't inuit.
I thought this girl was an Eskimo...
...so, I invited her to be in an Eskimo t**....
Turns out, she wasn't Inuit.
How do you know an Alaskan girl is enjoying s**...?
She's really Inuit.
So I came home from work, and my roommate had cooked dinner for us. She made whale blubber. She was like "I hope you like whale blubber!" I told her "Well I mean that just sounds terrible!"
She said "You never know, you might be Inuit."
Credit to my roommate for this one
Met a native Alaskan girl the other day. I asked her if all that stuff you see on the nature shows about Alaska is true How they hunt seals and eat whale blubber. She said yeah some ppl do that stuff. I asked her why she didn't
She said she's just not that Inuit.
I thought I was gonna have s**... with an Eskimo one time...
But it turns out she wasn't Inuit.
I tried reading a book on eskimos
I just couldn't get Inuit
Historically, the Inuit are one of the few groups of people who never lose their temper. After decades of research, scientists were able to figure out why...
They're nomads.
I asked the half-Eskimo kid why he wanted to leave Alaska...
He said he just wasn't that Inuit.
Snow job
So an Eskimo ( Inuit if you live in Can ) took his broken snowmobile into the garage for some repairs. The mechanic checked it out then looked up at the fellow and said. "I think you blew a seal." The Eskimo quickly wiped his face. " No, no that's just frost!" he replied.
What did the Cherokee say when the Aztec turned out to be lying?
Inuit.
I'm not sure my wife understands role-play.
I asked her to be my s**... little Eskimo but she said she isn't Inuit.
How did the Eskimo get into his igloo?
He just walked right Inuit
I tried to have a t**... with two Eskimo girls
But they just weren't Inuit.
Inuit and American tourist walks near far-north village.
Suddenly the polar bear starts chasing them. American starts crying, Inuit starts to warm up and takes running position.
American - What are you doing? Don't you know, that polar bear runs faster than any human? We can not outrun polar bear!
Inuit - I don't need to outrun the polar bear, I need to outrun you
A Canadian and an Inuit representative were arguing over land rights...
The Canadian representative insisted on having all of northern Canada to themselves, but the Inuit representative immediately cut them off, saying they were having Nunavut.
