Intuition Jokes
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Funniest Intuition Short Jokes
Short intuition jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The intuition humour may include short jokes also.
- I was going to do my taxes today, but I gave up though, because I just couldn't get Intuit.
- They say to always follow your gut Your mom must be pretty intuitive, her gut is always 2 steps ahead of her
- My wife's female intuition is so finely tuned... ...she knows I'm wrong before I even open my mouth.
- My friend told me I should try TurboTax At first I was skeptical, but now I'm getting intuit
- I am so frustrated about banks telling me to use their financial software But I really don't want to get Intuit
- Tax season She said she wants me to do her like I do my taxes. I replied, sorry I'm not intuit...
- Digital Marketing Companion-digital marketing courses Digital Marketing is an intuitive concept and indeed a fantastic way to tap the market intelligently with the strategic analysis of the same.
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Intuition One Liners
Which intuition one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intuition? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I never use TurboTax to file my taxes. I'm just not Intuit.
- My wife asked if I wanted to do the taxes this year. I told her, I'm not Intuit .
- I tried getting my girlfriend to do my taxes... But she really wasn't Intuit.
- I was going to go to Psychic School... ...But I couldn't afford the intuition fee.
- I didn't do my taxes this year I just wasn't intuit
- Only the best kitchen designs ...Are counter intuitive
- Why are American Tax forms so annoying to complete? I guess the IRS isn't INTUIT
- What's the deal with Native Americans? I guess some people are just Intuit.
Intuition Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about intuition you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make intuition pranks.
A high school senior visits a psychic...
"I've applied to 10 different colleges," the student said. "Which ones will accept me? Which one will I attend?"
"That is hard to say," said the psychic. "But you will spend an absurd sum of money."
"How do you know this?" the student asked.
The psychic replied,
"It's mostly intuition."
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Tom Swift's best moments.
"German sausage jokes are the wurst," Tom said frankly.
"I got cut in half," Tom said intuitively.
"I will never read Shakespeare," Tom said unwillingly.
"I lost my legs right under the ankles," Tom said defeatedly.
"Who turned out the lights?" Tom asked dimly.
"I don't know the words to this song," Tom said humbly.
"I lost my wrists," Tom said offhandedly.
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It's kinda embarrassing, but I have a f**... for business software. So today I booted up my computer and started the dirty talk.
... unfortunately, it wasn't Intuit.
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning," the engineer confesses.
"How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult.
All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
You must be single...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly."
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket.
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"
A woman shopping at her local mart where....................
................................she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk
a carton of eggs
a quart of orange juice
a head of romaine lettuce
a 2 lb. can of coffee
a 1 lb. package of bacon
As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her was watching.
While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped of the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on Earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "'Cuz you're ugly"
Never question a drunk!
A 37 year old woman at the super market says: NEVER, EVER, QUESTION A DRUNK . . . . I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found "Mr. Right." I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.....
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.