Intruder Jokes
9 intruder jokes and hilarious intruder puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about intruder that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Do you suffer from anxiety that an intruder may be hiding in your room?
You're not alone.
I always keep a gun on my night stand in case of an intruder
so I can shoot myself instead of meeting new people
The warning sign
There was a watermelon plantation which had been constantly spoiled by night thieves who were trespassing to steal melons. The owner came with an idea to repel the intruders: he put a warning sign on the plantation's fence: "Beware! Steal on your own risk! One melon below this fence is poisoned!"
The next day, there were no more missing melons and a short text added on the warning sign: "Now there are two".
A happily married couple
There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"My name is Elizabeth, but my friends call me Liz," the woman replied.The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?""My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth."
I have a gun by my bed.
So in the event of an intruder, I can shoot myself to avoid having to interact with a human being.
How does somebody you don't know get into your house?
Intruder window
I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder
So I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people
How did the thief get in?
Intruder window.
Do you have a phobia of intruders sneaking into your home?
You're not alone.
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