Introverted Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I went to a party last night...

..and everyone was watching a movie on the TV. I being introverted, hadn't talked with anyone and was watching movie by myself. When the movie ended, everyone was debating on what to watch next.


I decided to put on the movie I had brought from home. It was pretty funny and had Jim Carrey in it.


Everyone really like it. People started talking to me and thanking me for the movie. No one cared who I was until I put on The Mask.

You think you are introverted?

Wait until you never meet me.

What do you call introverted hobbits?

Shyer folk

I'm in a band called The Introverted Pessimists

You've probably never heard of us, but that's fine.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you.

Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

how do you tell the difference between an extroverted engineer and an introverted engineer?

the extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers?

They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers.

What do you call an introverted feminist?

An Antisocial Justice Warrior

What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder?

Shy Le Buff

I'll show myself out.

There was a group of introverted midgets

It was said that there was no small talk...just small people

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

I'm so introverted I won't even talk to myself.

What's the difference between an introverted vegan and an extraverted vegan?

It doesn't matter; you're gonna find out either way.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

A friend asked me if I had an introverted or extroverted personality...

I'm actually perverted.

People often say I'm introverted and shy. They never seem to say that when I draw

Guessing it's probably the barrel they're suddenly looking into.

My introverted father passed away recently having just invented the inhaler.

As an ode to his dream, there was no coffin at his funeral.

What do you call an introverted slug?

A snail.

What are the funniest introverted jokes of all time?

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