Introduction Jokes

15 introduction jokes and hilarious introduction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about introduction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make a lasting impression at weddings, corporate events, and award ceremonies with one of these expertly crafted introduction jokes! Our comprehensive guide will help you find the perfect speech opening, whether you're a best man, wedding MC, or introducing yourself to a class. Dive in and find examples of the best introduction jokes to start your speech off with a chuckle.

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Funniest Introduction Short Jokes

Short introduction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The introduction humour may include short introduce jokes also.

  1. I went to my first Fight Club meeting last night Unfortunately I arrived 10 minutes late so I missed the introductions but I must say I had a fantastic time I'd recommend it to everyone.
  2. Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page...
  3. If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word.
  4. Why is it so easy to write a eulogy? You only need the introduction and the conclusion.
    The body is already there.
  5. I just found out a friend of mine had their appendix removed... ... so I asked what the surgical team had decided to do with the forward, introduction, contents, glossary and index?
  6. What do you call a very brief introduction to a Microsoft program? A 4 word forward for Word.
  7. I've decided to become mature and enter the dating scene. My first move is an introduction. 'Hi my name is Eric' Eric-tiledisfunction
  8. Columbus Day is a really sore subject for me. It's so hard for me to honor the holiday while ignoring one of the biggest crimes in human history... The introduction of Tobacco into western society.
  9. Went to my first fight night yesterday! I arrived late, so I missed the introduction. All the do's and don'ts. But still had a great time. Very brilliant! Highly recommend!
  10. Why are there no clowns in the Lord of the Rings books? The author considered it, but realized that the introduction of such a character would be only a Tolkein Jester.

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Introduction One Liners

Which introduction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with introduction? I can suggest the ones about presentation opening and introduce yourself.

  1. What's the best way to start an underwear presentation? Start with a brief introduction.
  2. What do owls say when they're introduced? Howl do you do?
  3. Introduction - Nationality?
    - Russian
    - Occupation?
    - No, just visiting.
  4. Apple has a huge news announcement tomorrow... The introduction of the headphone jack.

Introduction joke, Apple has a huge news announcement tomorrow...

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What funny jokes about introduction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean entrance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make introduction pranks.

A couple's young daughter went to college.

After 6 months she happily let them know she was engaged to a student who is studying to be a pastor, and is bringing him home for the holidays.
And after the introductions the father and the boy sat and the father asked: " How old are you?"
Father: "And where are you going to live?"
Fiance: "God will provide."
Father: "And where are you going to get money?"
Fiance: "God will provide."
Later that night the mother asked the father: "What do you think of him?"
And the father: "He seems to be a nice guy, he thinks I am God."

Leading entomologists experimenting with ant larvae have reported that while the introduction of milk-born disaccharides increased their height by 31%, it also inhibited tarsus growth by 47%.

The study concluded that the resulting specimens lack toes in taller ants.

Is anyone else terrible at remembering names?

I tried a new strategy with a guy I met recently. I was told to repeat someones name 3 times during introduction. He introduced himself to me with Hi my names Jathon. I reply. Hey Jathon. That's a really interesting name. Jathon. Where did your parents come up with Jathon? He says No need to be thuch an ath hole

I'm trying to build interest for my new children's book

It's about a v**... whose tail hurts, and each page after the introduction is a new animal trying to help her heal or deal with the pain. Sadly, every publisher I've contacted has rejected the manuscript outright.
I'm not giving up, though. "For Fox' ache" will find it's audience someday.

In a circus full of people the entertainer walks onto the stage

"Ladies and gentlemen! Up next is our brand new act. Welcome to the stage - the boy with a phenomenal memory".
Following the entertainers introduction, a boy comes out from behind the stage, starting to unzip his pants.
"Now the said boy is going to urinate on everyone in the front row!", - announced the entertainer.
People in the front are confused and terrified, they start to hussle, trying to leave their seats, when the entertainer exclaims:
"There's no use in running, ladies and gentlemen! The boy has a phenomenal memory!"

Introduction joke, What do owls say when they're introduced?