Intoxication Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Intoxication jokes. There are some intoxication alcoholism jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these intoxication espionage puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comedy Intoxication Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

A drunk is thrown in jail for public intoxication ...

... The next day he's brought into court and the judge says, "My good man, you've been brought here for drinking." He says, "Alright, judge, let's get started."

Two drunks are looking to get laid

After a hard night drinking so they make their way to a nearby brothel. The madam, noticing the extent of their intoxication, puts them up in two attic rooms with a couple of blow up dolls. When they meet again afterwards, one says to the other " I think my woman was dead beause she just did not move and was stone cold." The other one said " I think mine was a witch... as soon as I bit her nipple, shelets out a big fart and flies out of the window"

A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store

A man was arrested for public intoxication at the wine store.

At court he explains to the Judge that it was a case of a simple misunderstanding.

Judge: I don't see how this can be a misunderstanding. You were arrested for drinking straight out of the wine bottle at the register!

Man: I can explain that. I was exhausted that day after working 11 hours at the warehouse. I was zoning out and in hindsight, I should have known what the cashier meant when she said I could "start loading up now"...

in the U.S there are 50 states, and in Ireland, they only have one state

Intoxication

There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman.

How long does a carbon monoxide intoxication last?

Longer than you think.

My friend with cerebral palsy joked that if he took enough quaaludes - he would discover a whole new phase of intoxication: The Stephen Hawking Phase

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the intoxication phase puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working intoxication drunkard piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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