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She's lactose intolerant.
People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
It turns out I'm galactose intolerant.
He was galactose intolerant.
I've grown a fetish where I love to lick milk off white women's feet, I've been labelled a racist though... it's not my fault I'm black toes intolerant.
Thank you, thank you very much *hangs head in shame*
I'm Lacoste Intolerant.
He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
You can say I'm lack toast intolerant
I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out
Because they are lactoes intolerant. Told to me by my 12 year old.
I'm lack toes intolerant.
Turns out I'm lack toes intolerant.
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I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
Said she's lack-toes intolerant
Lack-toes intolerant
I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am.
...but they were lictose intolerant.
please excuse my dairy air
Please excuse my dairy air
I'm lack toes intolerant
I guess she was lack toast intolerant
Turns out I'm lack-toes intolerant..
Black toast intolerant.
Had to throw away my toaster because it kept burning my toast. I guess you could say I'm black toast intolerant.
She was lack-toes intolerant.
Whoops, wrong sub.
But tell them I'm racist and they all flip out.
Lack toes intolerant.
"I crossfit"
I guess the first guy was lack toes intolerant.
People who are laughtose intolerant.
He seems to eat a lot of Derry
Can't stand 'em.
She said she was lack toes intolerant.
We don't have to pose for pictures.
I guess you could say that I'm lack toes intolerant.
I'm Lacoste intolerant.
I'm very lacktoast intolerant.
...the bartender looks at the man's feet and says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here."
The man is confused. He asks a nearby customer what the bartender is talking about. The customer responds:
"He's 'lack-toes' intolerant."
No whey Jose
Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
Turns out he was lack toes intolerant.
You might even say I'm...lack toes intolerant.
(Is this a dad joke? The gf is pretty baby crazy lately and i dont know if im ready yet)
I didn't know he was lack toes intolerant.
I told her before we started dating that I'm *lack-toes intolerant*.
You could say I'm lack-toes intolerant.
I guess you could say that he's Blacktoes intolerant.
(Credit to my father for this original joke)
Is that I left my girlfriend after she lost her foot in an accident. I am just lack toes intolerant.
I said "Sorry, I'm lack-toes intolerant."
Not at all. I'm lactose intolerant and gay
I had to end the friendship because I'm lack-toes intolerant
But they're all too cheesy
I'm lack-toes intolerant.
I dated a girl until she showed me her right foot. She lost 3 toes in an accident as a child, so I had to run away. What else could I do? I am lack toes intolerant.
.....I guess she was lack toes intolerant.
We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
Turned out she was lack toes intolerant.
Unfortunately, everyone I know is laughtose intolerant.
He can't take it, but he can dish it out.
Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw
When you're lactose intolerant all cheese is spray cheese
I told him he shouldn't be lack toes intolerant.
We aren't friends any more, I'm extremely lack toes intolerant.
I guess I'm black toast intolerant.
... he's Lacoste intolerant
Apparently he was lack-toes intolerant.
I'm lack toes intolerant
Toaster is broken and I'm pissed. I'm lack toast intolerant.
Lack toes intolerant.
Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?
That's the end of the joke, I'm lactose intolerant.
Coeliquack
Lack-Toast Intolerant
I think I might be lack toast intolerant.
A shart tootery board
Apparently all the girls I talk to are lactose intolerant.
Couldn't figure out what the hell was causing it.
Then I started keeping track. I realized it was only happening when I would wear those polo shirts with the little alligator stitched on them.
Turns out I'm Lacoste intolerant.
He was lack toes intolerant
You have allercheese.
Lactose intolerant
Black toes intolerant
Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
I'm lack-toes intolerant
I'm lack-toes intolerant.
I told her "I hope you don't run into anyone who's black-toes intolerant."
He was lack-toast intolerant.
Factos intolerant.
Lack toes intolerant
Gluten Free, because they are intolerant.
Some might say I'm lack toes intolerant.
She was lack toes intolerant.
Lack toast intolerant
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