Intolerant Jokes

• Short Intolerant Jokes
• Intolerant One Liners
• Lactose Intolerant Jokes
• Dairy Intolerant Jokes
• Gluten Intolerant Jokes
• More Intolerant Jokes

Funniest Intolerant Short Jokes

Short intolerant jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The intolerant humour may include short insensitive jokes also.

1. I got frostbite and had part of my foot amputated. Then my girlfriend left me. She was lack-toes intolerant.
2. I have a lactose intolerant friend who sells ice cream for a living. He can't take it, but he can dish it out.
3. My daughter painted her toenails black for winter formal tonight... I told her "I hope you don't run into anyone who's black-toes intolerant."
4. My new girlfriend dumped me when she found out I was missing a toe Apparently she's lactose intolerant.
5. My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant
6. Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
   Dad's lack-toes-intolerant.
7. The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines to find it was full of oil and all the fish were dead.
8. My friend keeps the toaster on the lowest setting I suspect he's got black toast intolerance
9. Lost three toes in a wood-chopping accident and my girlfriend dumped me Said she's lack-toes intolerant
10. I had to break up with my girlfriend after I ran over her feet with a lawnmower... I'm lactose intolerant.

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Intolerant One Liners

Which intolerant one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intolerant? I can suggest the ones about tolerance and resistant.

1. I like my women like I like my milkshake Not at all. I'm lactose intolerant and gay
2. I dislike people who are missing toes… You could say I'm lack-toes-intolerant!
3. What do you call someone who hates people who are missing toes? Lactose intolerant
4. What do you call someone allergic to galaxies? Galactose intolerant.
5. Why did the dyslexic refuse to wear a polo shirt? Because he was Lacoste intolerant.
6. Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way? He was galactose intolerant.
7. What do you call someone who only likes people with 10 toes? Lack toes intolerant.
8. What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant!? Non buy dairy.
9. I sure hope Pennywise isn't lactose intolerant... He seems to eat a lot of Derry
10. My girlfriend lost a toe and i dumped her I'm lack-toes intolerant
11. When my toaster broke, my wife left me. I guess she was lack toast intolerant
12. They say life is like a box of chocolates... And I'm lactose intolerant.
13. What's a racists favorite type of bread? Gluten Free, because they are intolerant.
14. I can't wear preppy clothes... I'm Lacoste Intolerant.
15. Was my last joke too cheesy for y'all? Or are y'all just laugh-tose intolerant?

Lactose Intolerant Jokes

Here is a list of funny lactose intolerant jokes and even better lactose intolerant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air
• I used to date a girl who was lactose intolerant. We broke up because she couldn't stomach my cheesy jokes.
• What do lactose intolerant people call a collection of meat and cheese? A shart tootery board
• Pickup line : hello, are you lactose intolerant? Just wanted to make sure, my pickup line is very chessy. .
  I used that once...she laughed...her husband laughed i walked away...true story btw
• I discriminate against people who lose digits on their feet to frostbite. I guess you could say I am lactose intolerant.
• I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife But they're all too cheesy
• What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
• I'm glad my wife is lactose intolerant. We don't have to pose for pictures.
• What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist? Post Provolone
• I'm not doing anything cheesy for my girlfriend on valentines day... She's lactose intolerant.

Dairy Intolerant Jokes

Here is a list of funny dairy intolerant jokes and even better dairy intolerant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do they call the side effects of lactose intolerance in France? Smelly derriere (dairy air)
• What do you call a lactose-intolerant person's farts? Their dairy-air
• The Outsiders: Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant? He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.
• what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air
• Here in Wisconsin, we're known as the Dairy State Or for the lactose intolerant among us, the Diarrhea State
• Did you hear about the gay guy who was lactose intolerant? They call him the Non Dairy Queen
• A random stranger laughed at how I was lactose intolerant How dairy
• Everyone keeps talking about racial intolerance. It's time we address lactose intolerance. can't believe this is still a problem in 2018. Justice for dairy products
• I was gonna crack a joke about dairy products But everyone around here is laughtose intolerant
• I can't condone the consumption of dairy. I was raised lactose intolerant.

Gluten Intolerant Jokes

Here is a list of funny gluten intolerant jokes and even better gluten intolerant puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A Vegan who is also gluten intolerant walks up to you. What is the first thing they say to you? "I crossfit"
• What do you call a gluten intolerant duck? Coeliquack
• What phrase freaks out a gluten intolerant Soviet the most? Gluten Tag.
• I'm a Panetheist And if you don't respect my beliefs you're gluten intolerant
• When I was a kid I was diagnosed as gluten intolerant. When I misbehaved my mom would make me eat a bunch of white bread. A gluten for punishment kind of thing.
• I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people
• What do you call a h**... with a gluten intolerance A pasta-toot
• Horses are s**... I don't like horses because I'm gluten intolerant.

Hilarious Intolerant Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about intolerant you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stubborn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make intolerant pranks.