The Best 5 Intestinal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Intestinal jokes. There are some intestinal stomach jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these intestinal constipation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Intestinal Jokes and Puns

Things I hate intestinal tumors, colostomy bags, chemotherapy

What did the English major have after getting intestinal surgery?

A semicolon

Problems of Bein a non-native English speaker

The problem with being a non native English speaker is, that your brain sometimes just sucks up random words and you then use them later without really having a proper intestinal lining of said words. You just hope you used them correctly.

Why are there no arteries or veins going to intestinal stem cells?

Because the bloods hate the crypts.

Two intestinal bacteria get flushed down the toilet, one says to the other: "Started from the bottom now we here"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the intestinal gut jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working intestinal testes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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