Interviewee Jokes
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Interviewer: so what can you bring to the company?
Interviewee: my biggest weakness is probably not being able to listen properly.
How to get a job...
Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes"
Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"
Interviewee: "I never make any"
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of manager of a large division...
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two".
The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it."
The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and came up with an answer "somewhere between 3.999 and 4.001."
Next came an attorney. He stated that "in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four."
Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant. When he asked him what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back and sat down. Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
A guy goes into a job interview...
The interviewer tells the interviewee at the end of the interview that if he answers this riddle, he will get the job.
"You have two chickens and a fox you need to get across a river. You can only take one animal in the rowboat at a time. If you leave a chicken alone with the fox the chicken will be eaten. What do you do?"
The interviewee thinks about this for a moment. After a brief awkward silence, he gives his answer.
"Well, first I'd buy livestock insurance, then barbecue the the chickens and blame the fox for it."
The interviewer is amazed.
"When can you start?"
A business man was interviewing applicants
...for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two? "
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was "Twenty-two. "
The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm glad we had time to discuss this important question. "
The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.
The next person was a lawyer. He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four.
The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, "How much is two and two? "
The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be? "
He got the job."
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