Interviewee Jokes
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Job interviewer: So, how do you wish to explain this four year gap on your resume?
Interviewee: That is because I went to Yale
Job interviewer: Oh, that is impressive! You are hired!
Interviewee: Thanks! I really needed this Yob
Me as an interviewee
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: I'd rather not, I really need this job!
Interviewer: so what can you bring to the company?
Interviewee: my biggest weakness is probably not being able to listen properly.
Does your mom count?
Interviewee: Do you have any experience with heavy machinery?
Me: Does your mom count?
How to get a job...
Interviewer: "What's your biggest weakness?"
Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes"
Interviewer: "Oh, why's that?"
Interviewee: "I never make any"
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of manager of a large division...
He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate. He simply asked each applicant this question, "What is two plus two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was, "Twenty-two".
The second was a social worker. She said, "I don't know the answer but I'm very glad that we had the opportunity to discuss it."
The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and came up with an answer "somewhere between 3.999 and 4.001."
Next came an attorney. He stated that "in the case of Jenkins vs. the Department of the Treasury, two plus two was proven to be four."
Finally, the businessman interviewed an accountant. When he asked him what two plus two was, the accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door, closed it, came back and sat down. Leaning across the desk, he said in a low voice, "How much do you want it to be?"
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