Intervention Jokes
20 intervention jokes and hilarious intervention puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about intervention that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious divine intervention jokes that have been making worriers chuckle for decades. From funny stories of the Russians to sick chicken puns, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.
Funniest Intervention Short Jokes
Short intervention jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The intervention humour may include short treatment jokes also.
- I came home to an intervention put on by my ex-lovers, my mom and my dad. And this is why we need the oxford comma.
- American intervention is kind of like my cooking... It always involves a lot of oil... I steam in without really knowing what I'm doing... and lots of people die.
- I dont know why my family is just now holding a drug intervention. I have been telling them for years that I work for coke.
- A concerned friend asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. I told him "about 30 minutes".
They're talking about doing an intervention, what do I do? - My family tried to stage an intervention for my so called "Disney obsession". I tried not to let them in, but they wouldn't let it go.
- What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends? Change for a buck.
- One shudders to think how much worse the Bowling Green Massacre would have been... ... If it weren't for the heroic intervention by Frederick Douglass.
- What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? "Define intervention."
Came up with this today at work. - Dad joke I had an uncle Joey who used to drink brake fluid. When we tried to stage an intervention, he said "Nonsense, I can stop any time."
- What do you call an economic system based around corn with little intervention from the government? Maize-ez faire capitalism
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Intervention One Liners
Which intervention one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intervention? I can suggest the ones about prevention and interfere.
- What do you call it when a cow saves your life? Bovine intervention.
- A cow once saved my life. I guess you could call it Bovine Intervention.
- I had a dream my family surprised me with an intervention. It was a good wake-up call.
- Why did the house have an intervention? Because it has an attic.
- What do you do when a God becomes an alcoholic? Divine intervention.
Cheerful Fun Intervention Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about intervention you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean assistance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make intervention pranks.
A priest, a lawyer and an engineer are to be guillotined.
The priest puts his head on the block, the rope is pulled but nothing happens. He claims he has been saved by divine intervention and is released.
The lawyer puts his head on the block, but again, nothing happens, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and is set free.
The engineer places his head under the guillotine. He looks up at the release mechanism and says:
'Wait a minute, I see your problem...'
During the French Revolution a doctor, a lawyer, and an engineer were facing execution on the guillotine.
The doctor was first, but the blade jammed and the doctor was set free due to Divine Intervention.
The lawyer was next, again the blade jammed, and was also set free.
As the engineer was being led to his doom, he glanced up at the blade and said Wait a minute! I think I see the problem…
The priest, laywer, and engineer
By chance, a priest, a laywer, and an engineer find themselves in line to be guillotined. They demand that the priest steps up, and he reluctantly does so. They put his head in the guillotine and pull the rope, but to everyone's surprise, nothing happens. The priest declares that he was saved by divine intervention, and they let him go.
They then make the lawyer step up to the guillotine. They pull the rope and again, nothing happens. The lawyer reminds them that he cannot be executed twice for the same crime, and so they reluctantly let him go.
Then they make the engineer step up, and they put his head in the guillotine. The engineer says, "Oh wait, *here's* your problem.."
A man walks into his house and there are many family members in his living room
He says If I where a betting man I would say that y'all are here to stop me from doing something and a relative speaks up and says you are a betting man. This is your intervention .
A priest, a drunkard, and an engineer are taken to the guillotine...
On a beautiful Sunday afternoon in the midst of the French Revolution the revolting citizens led a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his fate. The priest says he would like to face up so he will be looking towards heaven when he dies. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest.
The drunkard comes to the guillotine next. He also decides to die face up, hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest. They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it. It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. Again, the authorities take this as a sign of divine intervention, and they release the drunkard as well.
Next is the engineer. He, too, decides to die facing up. As they slowly raise the blade of the guillotine, the engineer suddenly says, "Hey, I see what your problem is ..."
