Interstellar Jokes

Funniest Interstellar Short Jokes

Short interstellar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interstellar humour may include short extraterrestrial jokes also.

1. What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar? "The girls get older, but he stays the same age"
   -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
2. The winner of tonight's election is... the Voyager space probe which is currently traveling at 62,137 km per hour away from the Earth into interstellar space.
3. I like the way that the main actress in *Interstellar* delivered her lines She just Hathaway with words
4. Why does the interstellar traveler always leave home way too early? Because the early bird gets the wormhole.
5. Why did NASA hire so many artists for its interstellar projects? Because the artists were well versed in deep space
6. Yo mama so fat... She auditioned for Gargantua in the movie Interstellar but got rejected for being too fat
7. What was Matthew McConaughey's least favourite part of Interstellar? When the girl gets older, and he stays the same age.
8. Interstellar: What did Matthew McConaughey (Cooper) say when he arrived back on Earth? They grew older, I stayed the same age
9. Cooper at the end of Interstellar "You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."

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Interstellar One Liners

Which interstellar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interstellar? I can suggest the ones about astronaut and galaxy.

1. If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar... He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf.
2. What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts
3. What does interstellar space travel smell like ? Elon Musk
4. What do you call an interstellar pig? HAM SOLO
5. I finally watched Interstellar. It's about time.
6. I saw Interstellar yesterday... It was alright alright alright.
7. If I get the script of Interstellar And a month to study, I can pass any exam any day.
8. In INTERSTELLAR, why does Tom's voice get higher when he's older? Answer: thedust
9. Why are there no Arabs in Interstellar? Becuase it's set in the future.
10. Alternate Title for Interstellar [Spoiler] Ghost Dad
11. Wife finally asked if i wanna go see Interstellar... I replied "It's about time."
12. The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it
13. After watching Interstellar, I really want to buy a Lincoln.

Howlingly Hilarious Interstellar Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

What funny jokes about interstellar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaceship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interstellar pranks.