Interrupting Knock Knock Jokes
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Funniest Interrupting Knock Knock Short Jokes
Short interrupting knock knock jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interrupting knock knock humour may include short couple knock knock jokes also.
- My 4 year old actually got me with this one 4 y/o: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
4 y/o: "Interrupting cow goes"
Me: "Interrupting cow go-"
4 y/o: "MOOOOOOOO!" - My six year old's current favorite joke: Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting pirate.
Me: Interrupting pira...
Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!! - Knock Knock Who's there?
Interrupting Fox.
Interrupting Fox who?
.............................
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Interrupting Knock Knock One Liners
Which interrupting knock knock one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interrupting knock knock? I can suggest the ones about work knock knock and long knock knock.
- Knock knock! Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrup….
MOOOOOO! - Knock, knock. Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrupting doc…
You have cancer.
Comical Interrupting Knock Knock Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
What funny jokes about interrupting knock knock you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fall knock knock jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interrupting knock knock pranks.
George and the Dragon
A poor vagabond, travelling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a roadside inn with a sign reading: "George and the Dragon." He knocked.
The innkeeper's wife stuck her head out a window. "Could ye spare some food?" he asked.
The woman glanced at his shabby clothes and obviously poor condition.
"No!" she said rather sternly.
"Could I have a pint of ale?"
"No!" she snapped again.
"Could I at least sleep in your stable?"
"No!"
By this time, she was fairly shouting.
The vagabond tried again: "Might I please...?"
"What now?" the woman interrupted impatiently.
"Do you suppose I might have a word with George instead?"
A woman staying in a hotel was taking a shower after a long days work when she heard a knock on her door.
She went to the door, looked through the door-hole and saw it was her friend Steve. She wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
"I finally got my racing licence!" exclaimed Steve.
"Good for you." the woman said, and closed the door, left the towel by the door and got back in the shower. A second knock came, and she saw it was John, another friend of hers. Again she wrapped the towel around her and opened the door.
"I won the lottery!" John said, and the woman congratulated him and went back to her shower. for the third time, a knock on the door came. she looked through the peephole and saw it was Tom, her blind friend. she didn't bother putting on a towel.
"What is it Tom?! This is the third time I have been interrupted while showering!"
Tom gleefully replied:
"I can see!"
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chicken b**... joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
...chicken b**...!
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My kids favorite knock knock joke
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting C..**MOO!!**
.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
Interrupting Chicken.
*sigh* Interrupting Ch **BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!!**
.
Knock Knock
*sigh* Whose there?
Interrupting Fish.
*ponders* Interrupting F.. *SLAP! SLAP!* OW!!!
my math teacher's joke she told us
so, in math class my teacher told us a joke that goes like this: knock knock who's there? interrupting starfish interrup-(places hand on other person's face) we laughed so hard at the teacher's reaction.
My six year old son told me a joke at dinner tonight and I absolutely loved it.
Son: "Knock, knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
Son: "A chicken"
Me: " "A chicken who?"
Son *interrupting*: "Pew pew pew pew pew!"
Me: .................?
Him: "Get it?! Like it's shooting eggs at you!"
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Knock Knock
Him: Knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting s**... harassment
Her: Interrupti-
Him: *Grabs her breast*
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Not so funny on the internet, but try these on your friends.
These are 2 options for knock knock jokes that only really work in person.
**1:**
* You: Knock knock!
* Them: Who's there?
* You: Interrupting cow.
* Them: Interrupting-
* You: MOOO!!
(Make sure you interrupt them)
**2:**
* You: I have a great knock knock joke for you.
* Them: Okay.
* You: Okay so you start it.
* Them: Knock knock!
* You: Who's there?
* Them: ....uhh
Enjoy!