Interrupting Jokes
41 interrupting jokes and hilarious interrupting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interrupting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A look at the phenomenon of "interrupting jokes", when people cut off the punchline of a joke before it can be finished. Learn why it's important to let a joke run its course and how it can lead to awkward and uncomfortable situations. Discover how to regulate your own impulses and better manners when it comes to joke-telling, as well as how to build trust with those around you.
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Funniest Interrupting Short Jokes
Short interrupting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interrupting humour may include short interrupted jokes also.
- My 4 year old actually got me with this one 4 y/o: "Knock knock"
Me: "Who's there?"
4 y/o: "Interrupting cow goes"
Me: "Interrupting cow go-"
4 y/o: "MOOOOOOOO!" - A guy dies, goes to the gates of heaven, and starts telling Saint Peter a joke. 8 hours later, Peter finally gets impatient, interrupts him and says, "We don't have forever, Norm."
- My six year old's current favorite joke: Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting pirate.
Me: Interrupting pira...
Him: Arrrrrrgggh!!! - Take my advice - Do not interrupt your wife while she's trying to tell you a joke. You'll never hear the end of it.
- My wife said, Why don't you ever have anything to say to me? I replied, I don't like to interrupt.
- Sven: I haven't talked to my wife for 3 days. Olaf: Well whys that?
sven: I don't like to interrupt. - A man says to his friend: "I have not spoken to my wife in 18 months... Friend says: "Why is that?"
Man replies: "I don't like to interrupt her." - My fiancee keeps yelling at me because Alexa is interrupting her game on the Kindle. I can't help it. My voice turns her on.
- Man: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. Friend: "Why not?"
Man: I don't like to interrupt her. - A father looks at his son after losing his first tooth. Now that you've lost your first tooth, son, what have you learned? Never interrupt you again while you're talking
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Interrupting One Liners
Which interrupting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interrupting? I can suggest the ones about stopping and shutting.
- Why is 6.9 the worst number？ It's a 69 interrupted by a period
- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly a year. I don't like to interrupt her.
- I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months I don't like to interrupt her.
- 6.9 A good time interrupted by a period
- I haven't spoke to my wife in 3 Days. I don't want to interrupt her.
- I haven't spoken a word to my wife in years. She hates to be interrupted.
- I haven't talk to my wife in 2 years Not my fault, I just wouldn't interrupt her.
- What's a 6.9? A good time interrupted by a period.
- I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months... I didn't want to interrupt
- I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months. I don't want to interrupt her.
- I haven't talked to my wife in 7 years. I just don't want to interrupt her.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks... I didn't want to interrupt her.
- I haven't talked to my wife in 3 years I don't like to interrupt people
- I haven't spoken to my wife in over two years I hate to interrupt her.
- Knock knock! Who's there?
The Interrupting Cow.
The Interrup….
MOOOOOO!
Interrupting Knock Knock Jokes
Here is a list of funny interrupting knock knock jokes and even better interrupting knock knock puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Knock, knock. Who's there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrupting doc…
You have cancer. - Knock Knock Who's there?
Interrupting Fox.
Interrupting Fox who?
............................. - chicken b**... joke Knock knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting cow who?
...chicken b**...! - Knock Knock Him: Knock knock
Her: Who's there?
Him: Interrupting s**... harassment
Her: Interrupti-
Him: *Grabs her breast*
Interrupting Cow Jokes
Here is a list of funny interrupting cow jokes and even better interrupting cow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why did the interrupting cow cross the road? MOOOOOO!!!!
- What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
- [Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a m**... field? The steaks are too high.
![Interrupting joke, [Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a m**... field?](/images/jokes/interrupting-jokes-why-do-sperm-cells-look-like-commas-and-apostrophe.jpg "Interrupting joke, [Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a m**... field?")
![Interrupting joke, [Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a m**... field?](/images/jokes/interrupting-jokes-i-havent-spoken-to-my-wife-in-nearly-a-yearn-n-i-d.jpg "Interrupting joke, [Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a m**... field?")
Cheeky Interrupting Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about interrupting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean annoying jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interrupting pranks.
A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.
They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"
"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.
"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"
A man called the hotel manager...
He said "Come up quickly, I fought with my wife and now she wants to throw herself out the window!". The manager replied "Sir this is a personal matter and we can't get involved. I can call sec..." The man interrupted "No! This is a maintenance issue. The window won't open!".
The best in town!
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best s**... in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk.
i'm not german, but this is a little jokie joke
Overheard at the White House:
Trump to Vice-President Mike Pence: "the less immigrants we let in the better."
Pence to trump: "The FEWER.."
Trump interrupts Pence and says: "don't call me that in public".
Why do s**... cells look like commas and apostrophes?
They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.
A daughter and mother are talking.
"You're dating John, the neighbor?!", asks the mother. "He is 30 years older than you, it's-"
"But I love him!", she interrupts.
"What do you mean you love him, he could be your father!"
"I don't care about his age, he loves me too!"
"I think you misunderstood me."
The Millenium Falcon is taking off...
Han Solo asks C3PO to give him a countdown, and C3PO says..
"10....8.....6.....4"
Han interrupts him and asks what the heck he's doing.
C3 says "You told me to never tell you the odds"
Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten
As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence
"A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop" the teacher interrupts "thats not right BB there is only one C"
BB looks at her as if she's an idiot
"WRONG" he retorts "THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*"
So, an infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...
The first mathematician orders a pint. The second orders half a pint. The third orders a quarter, the fourth orders an eighth, and the fifth orders a sixteenth. The sixth mathematician is about to speak up when the bartender interrupts him and puts two pints on the bar, saying "You guys don't know your limits."
A woman was trying to breastfeed her son in a bus
The kid throws a tantrum and refuses to s**... on his mother's breast. So in a fit, the mother tells her son, "If you don't want this milk, I'm gonna give this to the gentleman beside us."
An hour later, the kid still refused to breastfeed. So she tells her son again, "If you won't breastfeed, I'm really gonna give this to this man beside us!"
Then the guy beside them suddenly interrupted, "Please make up your mind now. My stop was 30 minutes ago."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a pint, the second orders half a pint, the third orders a quarter pint. The bartender interrupts them, You guys need to learn your limits. Two pints, coming right up!
Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"
Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with "I"
After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says
"I is-" and is immediately interrupted by the teacher,
"I *am*!"
She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher, starting again
"I is-" again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily
"It's I *am*! Use the proper word!"
The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation.
"Fine," she sighs "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
