The Best 49 Interrupt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Interrupt jokes. There are some interrupt halt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these interrupt pause puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Interrupt Jokes and Puns

So Adam was lonely.

God asked Adam, "What's wrong?"
Adam replied, "I'm lonely."
So God said, "Adam, I will make you a partner. She will wash and cook and clean for you; she will listen to what you have to say and never interrupt you. She won't nag you about your actions and she will even bear your children. She will stay loyal to you and never be influenced by other men."
So Adam asked, "Well, what's his gonna cost me?"
"An arm and a leg," God replied.
Then Adam asked, "Well what can I get for a rib?"

Not so funny on the internet, but try these on your friends.

These are 2 options for knock knock jokes that only really work in person.

**1:**

* You: Knock knock!
* Them: Who's there?
* You: Interrupting cow.
* Them: Interrupting-
* You: MOOO!!

(Make sure you interrupt them)

**2:**

* You: I have a great knock knock joke for you.
* Them: Okay.
* You: Okay so you start it.
* Them: Knock knock!
* You: Who's there?
* Them: ....uhh

Enjoy!

I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months...

I didn't want to interrupt

I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks.

She told me not to interrupt her.

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Interruption of the speech of Comrade Stalin

Stalin reads his report to the Party Congress. Suddenly someone sneezes.

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.)

"First row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Applause.)

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) "Second row! On your feet! Shoot them!" (Long, loud applause.)

"Who sneezed?" (Silence.) ...

A dejected voice in the back: "It was me" (Sobs.)

Stalin leans forward: "Bless you, comrade!"

Thanks to allrussias for glorious joke!

I haven't talk to my wife in 2 years

Not my fault, I just wouldn't interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks...

I didn't want to interrupt her.

Interrupt joke, I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks...

I haven't spoken to my wife in months...

We're not having any problems, I just don't want to interrupt her.

What's a pirate's favorite element on the periodic table?

Gold!

(works better when told - most will interrupt with "Arrrrrrrrrgon!")

A man walks into a bar and notices two fat women.

They had obviously been drinking a lot, and were speaking loudly with heavy accents. After an hour he becomes annoyed with the noise, walks over to them and asks, "I'm sorry to interrupt, but are you two ladies from Scotland?"

"Wales, you idiot!", shouts the fattest one.

"I'm sorry," he says. "Are you two whales from Scotland?"

If Kanye West runs for president, and wins..?

Who will interrupt his inaugural speech to say BeyoncΓ© should have won?

You can explore interrupt fokker reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean interrupt tepid dad jokes. There are also interrupt puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

My wife says that we don't talk anymore, so told her - "didn't want to be rude and interrupt".

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I haven't talked to my wife for 18 months

I don't like to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my girlfriend in months.

I don't want to interrupt her.

How do you interrupt a vegans dinner?

Just turn on the sprinkler.

A man says to his friend, I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.........

A man says to his friend, I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. The friend says, Why not? The man says, I don't like to interrupt her.

Interrupt joke, A man says to his friend,  I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.........

I've never been interrupted while masturbating

I've always had the pleasure of never being interrupted while masturbating. I don't know if it's because I play it safe or the people next to me just don't want to be rude.

I got into a fight with my girlfriend the other day

She was saying a bunch of generic stuff like 'I need to learn to let things go' and 'I always keep things bottled up inside' and 'I make her feel trapped.' I had to interrupt her pretty quickly and tell her "you can drop all the hints you want, I'm not letting you out of this basement".

Take my advice - Do not interrupt your wife while she's trying to tell you a joke.

You'll never hear the end of it.

I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly a year.

I don't like to interrupt her.

(Xpost: LPT) Never interrupt a Jonestown joke.

They literally shot a politician for skipping the punch line.

How do you know if a vegan is at your party?

He'll interrupt your story about crossfit.

A married couple goes to a marriage counselor...

"What seems to be the problem?", asks the counselor

The wife says, "My husband wont talk to me anymore."

The counselor turns to the husband and asks, "Is this true?"

The husband replies "Well i dont like to interrupt."

May I briefly interrupt you?

I don't talk with my wife a one year...

- Why not? - Ask a friend.

- I don't like to interrupt her.

Modern Turing Test: When calling a Customer Service, how do you know when you are talking to the robot, or the human worker?

The robot doesn't interrupt you as much.

Interrupt joke, Modern Turing Test: When calling a Customer Service, how do you know when you are talking to the rob

A father looks at his son after losing his first tooth. Now that you've lost your first tooth, son, what have you learned?

Never interrupt you again while you're talking

I haven't spoke to my wife in 3 Days.

I don't want to interrupt her.

[Bad Joke OC] Why shouldn't you interrupt a debate between cows in a marijuana field?

The steaks are too high.

How do you know if you are talking to a vegan?

Don't worry. They will interrupt you mid-sentence and tell you.

How many physicians do you need to interrupt the space time continuum?

It takes a paradox.

I always get interrupted whenever I'm playing the Air Harp

By people asking why I've summoned them over.

What's a 6.9?

A 69 interrupted by a period.

I haven't spoken to my wife in over two years

I hate to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in three weeks

Well, it would be rude to interrupt

I've heard it's rude to interrupt someone when they're talking, so...

I haven't spoken to my wife in 20 years!

No one texts me

but as soon as I start masturbating y'all wanna interrupt

Ever been interrupted by a tortilla?

It's annoying, they taco'ver you.

Got my wife with the greatest dadjoke yet

She was talking about something and I got the rare chance to interrupt her by saying "Hi leaving and taking the kids due to these stupid jokes, I'm dad!"

Mom asks her kid, "now that you've lost your first tooth what did you learn?"

Kid: "don't interrupt you while you're talking."

Why do sperm cells look like commas and apostrophes?

They often interrupt periods and lead to contractions.

Don't interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle

Chances are, you'll hear some cross words

A man says to his friend: "I have not spoken to my wife in 18 months...

Friend says: "Why is that?"

Man replies: "I don't like to interrupt her."

Sven: I haven't talked to my wife for 3 days.

Olaf: Well whys that?

Sven: I don't like to interrupt.

I haven't talked to my wife in 3 years

I don't like to interrupt people

A woman is talking on her phone while waiting in line at the bank.

After she gets off the call, the man behind her taps her on the shoulder and says, "I didn't want to interrupt your call, but next time you need to speak in English"

"Excuse me?" the woman replied.

"This is America," the man said, "We speak English in America. If you wanna speak Spanish, you can go back to Mexico."

"Sir, I was speaking Navajo, which was a language of this country long before you came here," the woman replied, "If you want to speak English, you can go back to England"

A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap

The owner says that he has a talking fox for only Β£20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".

Man: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

Friend: "Why not?"

Man: I don't like to interrupt her.

Buckingham Palace say the Queen will interrupt her annual stay in Balmoral in Scotland to hold an audience with the incoming new prime minister.

Creaking a bit, with limited mobility, but still doggedly in charge, the Tory party gets its new leader on September 5th.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the interrupt interfere puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working interrupt disrupt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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