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  1. A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present. Cop: You are the lawyer.
    Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?
  2. I've been interrogating the dog for two solid hours.
    He still won't tell me who's a good boy.
  3. I'm so good at being interrogated. I can do it blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back.
  4. A man was arrested. . . In the interrogation room he tells the cops, I'm not saying a thing without my lawyer present!
    Sir, you are a lawyer.
    Exactly, where's my present?
  5. Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!
  6. During the Second World War, an Italian soldier is captured. But during the interrogation the stern son of Rome did not utter a word... because his hands were tied.
  7. Interrogation A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed annoyed when I answered, "kindergarten!"
  8. I was in the interrogation room last night, but I refused to say a word. I don't think I should be a policeman.
  9. Chiropractors should become interrogators Because their patients crack easily under pressure.
  10. A person in the interrogation room will not speak without his attorney present. Officer: Sir, y*ou're* the lawyer, don't you know?
    Lawyer: Yes, but where's my present?

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Which interrogated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interrogated? I can suggest the ones about detained and arrested.

  1. How did the interrogators get the black man to talk? They took him to the movies.
  2. Interrogator: What's the worst lie you've ever told? Liar: I'm a liar
  3. what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark.
  4. Did you hear about the peanut who was being interrogated? He finally cracked
  5. Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!
  6. How does a Social Media Interrogator make people talk? He makes them Snap
  7. Why is a egg bad in the interrogation room? Because it always cracks under pressure.
  8. What do you call an interrogation of a barbecuer a George Foreman grill
  9. Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
  10. What did the KGB man say to the prisoner after he finished interrogating him? Gulag.
  11. What gets wetter the more it dries? "What?", says the interrogation suspect.
    "Not this."
  12. The Dalai Lama Was Just Arrested During interrogation he said "hey I just like Tibet"

Interrogated joke, The Dalai Lama Was Just Arrested

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A man was arrested and taken to an interrogation room

He says to the police officer, "I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present."
"You are the lawyer," says the policeman.
"Exactly, so where's my present?"

A mob dragged a man into a police station for running over 11 people, while shouting "Monster!" "m**...!" "Killer! ".

The policeman dispersed the crowd and began to interrogate the suspect.
The policeman : Tell me what happened.
The suspect : Sir I was driving home within the speed limit when my brakes failed. I had no choice but to either c**... the car into a group of 10 people or to swerve into the direction of a single person. Am I a monster for deciding to swerve into the single person?
Policeman : No, that sounds like a difficult yet reasonable decision to make. But tell me how did you end up killing 11 people?
Suspect : Well that a**... ran towards the other 10.

A drunk driver is being interrogated

Detective : okay buddy, walk me through the whole thing, from the top
Driver : I don't know, it all happened so fast, I need a drink of water..
Detective : Your water is on its way. But first, tell me if this was premeditated.
Driver : NO! I swear, I just lost control of the car and I was gonna either hit that o**... to the left of the road or plow into that open picnic party full of kids that was on the other side of the road. What would you have done!?
Detective : well, I would have turned for the o**...
Driver : Exactly what I thought as well! But then that guy ran into the picnic party and I had to go after him.

My blonde girlfriend froze

In the middle of love making so I gave her an interrogative f**... expression. " oh..I saw this on youporn" she said," they call it bufferring".

British clock in german hands

During world war II, a british clock found its way into german hands. The strange thing about this clock was it went tick-tick-tick-tick, instead of tick-tock-tick-tock. The germans could not figure this out.
Finally, it went to the gestapo. Their chief interrogator softly whispered to the clock " We haff ways to make you tock"

A Soviet Jew applies for an exit visa so he could emigrate to Israel.

As a result, he is summoned to the KGB headquarters.
I see that you want to move to Israel? asks the KGB interrogator. The Jewish man nods.
Here in the USSR, don't you have food to eat?
Yeah, I can't complain.
And here in the USSR, don't you have place to live?
Yeah, yeah, I can't complain.
And here in the USSR, don't you have job to work at?
Yeah, I can't complain.
So, Jew, why do you want to move to Israel?
Because There I can complain!

The police finally catch a notorious criminal,

so the chief himself decides to interrogate him.
Chief: "Let me see here, you have quite the backstory. Theft, forgery, burglary, forgery, blackmail, theft, forgery, forgery, forgery, the list goes on and on. What do you have to say for yourself?"
Criminal: "Well, it took me a while to figure out my area of expertise."

A taxi driver was being interrogated after an accident.

Police Officer: So, how did you kill 59 people?
Taxi Driver: I was driving at 80km/h, when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes, but they failed.
Police Officer: And?
Taxi Driver: So, I had to make the choice of either hitting the two men, or the wedding party.
Police Officer: You hit the two men, of course!
Taxi Driver: Exactly! We think alike! Problem was, after hitting one of the men, the other escaped to the wedding party, so I went after him.

George Bush swears he sees Moses in the crowd at a rally....

.....and he doesn't want to miss the opportunity to meet such a well-known biblical celebrity.
He yells at him, "Sir, you look a lot like a man from the old testament. Are you Moses?" Looking around, the man slowly shakes his head side to side denying the gesture. Bush is not convinced.. one more time he asks, "Sir, I don't see the need to lie to me; are you Moses?" Once again, a back and forth shaking of his head. Bush tells his security detail to interrogate him.
His lead security agent asks the man in complete confidence, "The beard, the cloak, the staff, the wrinkled skin... you look exactly like Moses." Moses replies, "Because I am."
Confused, the security agent asks, "Why didn't you just tell the president that then? What harm could it have caused?" As a matter of factly, Moses replies, "The last time I talked to a Bush, I was stranded in a desert for 40 years."

The Italian spy

A german, French, and Italian spy get captured. The French spy is tied with his hands strapped behind his back, a d is tortured and interrogated. He confesses after one hour. The German spy lasts two hours before confessing. The Italian spy lasts hours before his captors give up on him. The German and French spies ask how he lasted so long without talking and he says "I wanted to talk, but I couldn't move my hands."

2 spies in an interrogation room

The interrogator sat in front of them and asked for names.
Spy A says to the other
"Whatever you do, dont say a word"
A few seconds later Spy B said
"Fdugyop"
The Spy A looked at Spy B and said
"what did just say?"
Spy B replied
"Oh when we played scrabble you said '*thats not a word*' and NOW its a word"

Interrogated joke, I'm so good at being interrogated.

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