Interpreter Jokes
17 interpreter jokes and hilarious interpreter puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interpreter that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Interpreter Short Jokes
Short interpreter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interpreter humour may include short translator jokes also.
- I had a job interview the other day and the interviewer says to me 'How would you usually describe yourself at work?' I said 'With words, but today I'm going to use interpretive dance'
- Astrologists are said to be poor interpreters... but they always find something, if it's any constellation.
- You think the Presidential debate was hard to watch? Think of what it was like for the sign language interpreters.
- The doctor told the sign language interpreter that the operation was risky. Now it was a matter of lie for deaf.
- What's the difference between astronauts and people with suicidal tendencies? Their interpretations of the phrase, "good bye world".
- Back when I was shot down over Korea in the war, all I had to eat was kimchi Such a shame, he was a great interpreter.
- Want to reduce the gender pay gap? Change your major from feminine interpretive dance to electrical engineering.
- Heard about that crazy pastor with the really relaxed interpretation of the bible? Total loose canon.
- A compiler, interpreter, and emulator walk into a bar. The compiler bought someone else a drink.
The interpreter drank a pint.
The emulator sipped methanol. - To all of the single women out there, I on behalf of millions of other men agree that the slogan "a best way to a man's heart is through his stomach"... Should not be interpreted by vegans.
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Interpreter One Liners
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- (Q)..... What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes? (A)..... The Interpreter.
- Back in 'Nam, we had to eat Kim Chi He was our interpreter
- First rule of law school It's open to interpretations.
- Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying? They only speak in Morse-toad!
- I got a h**... yesterday I'm now officially a sign language interpreter
- By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
Uproarious Interpreter Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about interpreter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean editor jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interpreter pranks.
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!
Not too sure I got the job....
Interview I had for a job:
"What's your greatest weakness?"
"Interpreting semantics of a question,
but ignoring the pragmatics."
"Could you give an example?"
"Yes, I could."
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...." [Leviticus 20:13]
A man is praying to God and asks "God, how is it you created all this in 7 days?"
God replied, "well, you see time is different for you and me. A million years in human time is only a second in time for me. I created everything in 7 days my time, not yours, so the time frame is much greater than interpreted."
"Oh my God, that is ncredible!" the man exclaimed. "So what, like a penny to you is a million dollars for us?"
"Um, yeah, kinda. Something like that...." God says
"Well, in that case, can I just have a penny, God?" The man shoots his shot
"Sure" God agrees, much to the surprise of the man. "Just gimme a second to find it...."
By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:
"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."
A child tells the make a wish foundation.
So a child is ill and the make a wish foundation asks "what do you want more than anything" the child responds "to trade places with Donald trump!"
They interpret as he wants to know what it's like to be president for a day.
So they ask trump, he obliges.
Trump meets the child and says "so you want to know what it's like to be president?"
The child retorts "no I just wanted you to have cancer"
My therapist told me that I have trouble interpreting social cues.
I think she wants to have s**... with me.
I got told off for m**... at the gun range.
We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip.
I met a local girl when I was in Shanghai, I asked her if she could e**... me
for a city tour and asked for her mobile number, so I could call her.
She got excited and said: "s**... s**... s**..., wan free s**... for tonight"
Wow, I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!
But then, My friend interpreted for me & told me what she really said : 666136429.
