Internet Of Things Jokes
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Funniest Internet Of Things Short Jokes
Short internet of things jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The internet of things humour may include short internet connection jokes also.
- The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job. - I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice. - I've never understood why people repost things on the internet We've already Reddit, so what's the point?
- Two things I've learned from the Internet: A) My mother is the largest thing in the universe
and
B) Everyone is still lining up for a turn at her. - What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant
- What's the best thing about advertising using Internet memes? You don't have to spend a 4Chan to get the word out.
- Devin Nunes needs to chill about the whole Twitter debate thing. It's just an internet troll. Don't have a cow, man.
- My toilet is now computerized and part of the Internet of Things Giving new meaning to the word downloading for me.
- As someone who grew up with the internet, I occasionally forget that things aren't always online. At least everything else is though.
- Kyle: "Dude, why is my netflix DVD out in the snow?"
Ben: "Well, I heard the coolest thing on the internet right now is netflix and CHILL!"
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Internet Of Things One Liners
Which internet of things one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with internet of things? I can suggest the ones about internet and internet access.
- You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet? The whole thing runs on algorithms
- My internet connection and my diet are missing one thing in common... Fiber
- The only thing that stands between you and your goal is **Internet**
Internet Of Things Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about internet of things you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean old internet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make internet of things pranks.
How to get free internet @ home
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
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What's the worst thing about internet communists?
They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
A young grandson is talking to his grandfather.
"You know grandpa. Our generation is so much better then yours. We have video games, the internet, cell phones and so much cool technology. Your generation didn't have any of that!"
His grandfather replies;
"You're right, we didn't have any of those things around. That's why we had to invent them!"
I just got my COVID-19 vaccine today
I don't understand what everyone is so worried about, I haven't experienced any strange side effects. This thing is completely safe.
In unrelated news, I finally have good cell phone reception and my Internet speeds have never been better!
You have to go to college
me: you have to go to college
son: but why though?
me: to be able get nice things (shows him my watch) you see this?
son: yeah
me: I stole this from my roommate freshman year
(From Internet)
I believe the internet should be more balanced...
I believe the internet should be more balanced. Everyone posts their success' and not enough of their failures.
We must strive to keep things realistic so people don't feel bad.
So today I've decided that while I post my scholarships, I'll also Post Malone.
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The most useful thing Internet Explorer can do is download...
Add-ons!
Right?
**RIGHT?!?!**
One day a blonde is sitting on a plane next to one of those annoying, pushy businessmen.
He asks her if she would like to play a game.
She politely declines, but the man explains the game to her anyway.
He says, "It goes like this: I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong you will give me $5, and vice-versa."
She says no again, and tries to fall asleep.
The man tries harder, saying, "Aw, come on. I'll give you $50 for each question. Or how about $500?"
At that number, the blonde agrees.
The businessman explains again, "If you get my question wrong you give me $5. And when you ask the question, and I get it wrong, I will pay you $500.
"Got it," she replies.
He asks, "Who was the sixth president?" She admits she doesn't know and gives him $5.
Now it's her turn, and she says, "What has purple legs, five arms and only two yellow teeth?"
The businessman doesn't know - he uses his laptop, checks the Internet, e-mails his friends.
No one knows the answer.
So he gives her $500.00.
Then, as they're landing he asks her, "What was that thing anyway?"
She thinks a few minutes, hands him $5 and walks off the plane.