Internet Jokes
161 internet jokes and hilarious internet puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about internet that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh at the internet! This article dives into the humor of browsing and exploring the worldwide web. Delight in internet jokes about internet explorer, internet dating, internet down, internet troll, internet safety, internet inside, internet of things, upload, providers, and shitpost.
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- Short Internet Jokes
- Internet One Liners
- Internet Explorer Jokes
- Internet Connection Jokes
- Internet Of Things Jokes
- Bad Internet Jokes
- Internet Dating Jokes
- More Internet Jokes
Funniest Internet Short Jokes
Short internet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The internet humour may include short network jokes also.
- What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.
- Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2017: Freedom eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.
- TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer." Now we wait.
- If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.
- What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet? I mean, didn't they get bored?
I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either. - What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer,
Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement. - I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either
- If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare... ...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.
- Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet. Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.
- The internet is an amazing thing. One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.
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Internet One Liners
Which internet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with internet? I can suggest the ones about online and nets.
- I won't control what you do on the internet but Theresa May
- I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet Whoops, E-Daisies
- Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.
- What do Russians call it when there is no internet? Inter-nyet
- I researched about LGBT on internet today Just couldn't get a straight answer.
- Happy thanksgiving Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.
- I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet His name is Hai Ping
- I accidentally sent my ex-girlfriend flowers over the internet. Whoops, e-daises.
- How does a tree access the internet? It logs on.
- Why is it so hard to look up an orphanage on the internet? There's no homepage.
- What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer? Google Chrome.
- What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime? A weebsite.
- How did pirates communicate before the internet? Pier to Pier Networking
- How do trees get on the Internet? They log in.
- A good Internet Explorer joke. [Long] Loading...
Internet Explorer Jokes
Here is a list of funny internet explorer jokes and even better internet explorer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- "Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son "Internet explorer.", I replied.
- HTML or HTML5? Guy 1 - 'How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?'
Guy 2 - 'Open it in Internet Explorer'
Guy 1 - 'Ok'
Guy 2 - 'Did it work?'
Guy 1 - 'No'
Guy 2 - 'It's HTML5' - I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.
- What do dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common? They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.
- I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me
- Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995 Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.
- Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!
- The ChatGPT servers must be on a virtual vacation exploring the vast expanse of the internet.
- Happy new year! -sent from internet explorer
- I'm not brave enough to go on a real safari, so I decided to be an Internet Explorer instead. Sadly even that was too Edge-y for me!
Internet Connection Jokes
Here is a list of funny internet connection jokes and even better internet connection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
- The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
- The internet connection at my farm was terribly slow, so I moved my modem to the barn... Now I have stable wifi.
- I once dated a girl just for her internet connection She was wifi material.
- What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
- I was having trouble with my internet connection at the farm, so I moved my modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
- Why don't horses use the internet? They can't find stable connections.
- What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping
- Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p
- Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces
Internet Of Things Jokes
Here is a list of funny internet of things jokes and even better internet of things puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I wonder... I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice. - What's the worst thing you can come across while browsing the Internet? Your keyboard.
- What's the worst thing about internet communists? They spend all day trying to seize the memes of production.
- You know how I know Al Gore invented the Internet? The whole thing runs on algorithms
- I've never understood why people repost things on the internet We've already Reddit, so what's the point?
- What is the worst thing to come across while searching the internet? Your keyboard.
- My internet connection and my diet are missing one thing in common... Fiber
- The thing about quotes from the Internet is that it is difficult to define their authenticity. -Abraham Lincoln, 1933
- Two things I've learned from the Internet: A) My mother is the largest thing in the universe
and
B) Everyone is still lining up for a turn at her. - What do you call a small insect that likes to download things illegally off the internet? A Tor-ant
Bad Internet Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad internet jokes and even better bad internet puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'm really tired of seeing "treat your pets like a member of your family" parroted all over the internet. I would never treat my pets that badly.
- My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl.
- I have the bad habit of asking internet strangers for advice Do you guys have ideas on how I can stop doing this?
- Why don't snails use the internet? Salt is bad for their health.
- Why is the internet so bad in outer space? It's 0 g
- What do you call someone with bad internet? Loading...
- Jesus must have had really bad internet his revival lagged for 3 days
- What did the guy with bad internet get? Loading...
- You can now order bad comedians off the internet. They have one weak delivery.
- Why is Trump so fond of his internet followers when he's having a bad week? They're always russian to help help him.
Internet Dating Jokes
Here is a list of funny internet dating jokes and even better internet dating puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Two internet routers went on a date... Then they went down on each other.
- Slept with my internet date... Got a virus
- Did you hear about Arnold Schwarzenegger's latest business venture - teaming up with the police to help protect kids on internet dating sites? Guess you'd expect nothing less from a Tindergarten cop.
- My Internet went on a date today He's going after that gache
Amusing Internet Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about internet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean computer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make internet pranks.
What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
​
Sincerely,
​
The Internet Provider
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
Your internet access has been terminated due to i**... usage.
Sincerely, your service provider.
My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and said I shouldn't believe everything I see on the Internet
I told her I don't have to put up with this, not when there are desperate single milfs less than a mile away
What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?
Dear Customer,
Due to recent i**... activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
-Sincerely, your ISP.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear customer,
We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/i**... downloading on your network.
Poker is like s**...
If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand
Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner
Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)
I hope your internet is k**...
Because it's about to get choked
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Sir or Madam,
Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.
Sincerely,
Your Internet Provider
They say the feds track all internet activity and look out for keywords that indicate terrorism or otherwise
I wanted to test this out and Googled "h**... President"
Few days later I received a care package containing ammo
Young couple at doctors office
Young couple visits doctor seeking advice,
"Sir you gotta help us, we tried everything to have a baby, we tried vitamins, we tried changing positions, we tried every different day of the month, we searched internet for pregnancy advice, but we just can't seem to have any luck with it, we need to know if there is some medical problem."
Doctor sat back on his chair crossed his hands and sighed,
"You boys are nuts."
After being elected President, Bernie Sanders confronted...
...General Keith B. Alexander (the head of the NSA) and asked him on what grounds he wanted to continue observing the American people's cell phone/internet communications.
The General sighed and shook his head. "Some men just want to watch the world, Bern."
Why are there so many grammar n**... on the internet?
Because English majors have no jobs.
I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.
I couldn't connect to the server
The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore...
Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano
If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons
...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!
I was wondering what my parents did without the internet
and none of my 7 siblings could tell me
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.
I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...
So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
How did my parents combat boredom before the internet?
I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
How to get free internet @ home
I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.
Wireless Internet is like s**...
You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place.
I was flirting with this teenager on the internet...
...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.
How cool is that for someone her age?
What soft and wrinkly but gets sharper when you use it?
Your brain! (This joke brought to you by one of my 2nd grade students. I told him it was so good I was going to put it on the internet.)
What's a pirates least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.
Sincerely,
Comcast
What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider
Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ?
Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!
Why are there a lot of grammar n**... on the Internet?
Because English majors can't find jobs!
So I set up an internet page for Chinese n**......
So far it's gotten three Reichs on Facebook
What did our grandparents do without TV or internet?
I don't know. Ask your mom and her 6 siblings.
today my internet went out for About 3 minutes......
Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people.
BREAKING: The Internet has been permanently shutdown in Russia, Kremlin announced today, adding that a new network open only to Russians is set to go online within the week
Sources close to the Kremlin says Putin himself took to naming the network, proudly dubbing it as 'The Internyet'
Nowadays with internet in some prisons..
..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?
I wonder what my parents did before the internet
I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either
My wife told me to grow up and stop believing everything I see on the internet
But I don't need this. There are local singles in my area literally dying to meet me.
I've always wondered what parents used to do for fun before the internet.
I'll go ask my twelve brothers and sisters.
On the internet you can be whoever you want,
it's strange so many people choose to be s**....
My New Girlfriend
Facebook asks what I'm thinking.
Twitter asks what I'm doing.
Google asks where I am.
The internet has turned into my girlfriend.
How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders
1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop
Now, no one will open internet explorer!
Most Confusing Password
I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.
Funny and Witty WiFi names?
I think the best I've come across are;
1. Drop it like it's hotspot
2. The Promised LAN
3. Wu Tang LAN
4. Chance the Router
5. Winternet is coming
6. A LAN time ago
7. I believe Wi can Fi
8. Vladamir Routin
9. That's what she SSID
10. Lord Voldemodem
An undertaker says to a bereaved husband
'When did you realise your wife was dead?'
'Well,' he replies, 'the s**... was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...'
from Internet.
The people on the internet are so friendly....
o**... called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.
How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?
I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.
What's a pirate's least favorite letter?
Dear Subscriber,
We are cutting off your Internet service due to i**... downloading.
I have no idea what my parents did to have fun, back before the internet.
I asked my 17 siblings and they didn't know, either.
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
Dear Charter Internet Customer:
Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.
Putin asks a fortune teller when he will die...
Putin starts reading all the stuff on the Internet about how he has cancer, is going to be assassinated or overthrown. He goes to a fortune teller and pays her 1,000 rubles to tell his fortune.
She looks in her crystal ball. He says "tell me what you see." She says "I see parades. People dancing. They are wearing historic Ukrainian peasant outfits. There are floats and bands. You die on a Ukrainian holiday.
"Yes, but when" Putin says. "Which holiday?"
She says (of course) "Any day you die will be a Ukrainian national holiday."
Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded...
at how gullible people on the internet are.
What did our parents do to kill time before the internet?
I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.
Not oc but thought I'd share.
Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time?
I mean, where did it come from where did it go?
I often wonder what my parents did to fill their time before the internet was invented...
...I've asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don't know either...
blond joke
A blonde went into an internet cafe to send a message to her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.
He then said "Now get on your knees."
She did.
"Now take down my zipper."
She did.
"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered .."Well ... Go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... tentatively said .... "Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"
