The Best 94 Internet Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Internet jokes. There are some internet bola jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these internet internet dating puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Internet Jokes and Puns

I often wonder what my parents did to fill their time before the internet was invented...

...I've asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they don't know either...

Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.

One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.

What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet?

I asked my 10 brothers and sisters, but they don't know either.

What is a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

​

Sincerely,

​

The Internet Provider

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What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage.

Sincerely, your service provider.


Wireless Internet is like Sex

You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place.

The internet is an amazing thing.

One minute I'm at work looking up
random pages, passing the time, the
next minute I'm at home looking for a new job.

Internet joke, The internet is an amazing thing.

My New Girlfriend

Facebook asks what I'm thinking.

Twitter asks what I'm doing.

Google asks where I am.

The internet has turned into my girlfriend.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

blond joke

A blonde went into an internet cafe to send a message to her mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money, but I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

"Anything?" he asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead ... Take it out....." He said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. Then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered .."Well ... Go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... tentatively said .... "Hello. Mum, can you hear me?"

The people on the internet are so friendly....

One guy called me bro, and he even said my story was cool.

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Happy Thanksgiving Guys!

I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time.

Poker is like sex

If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand

Edit 1: when you cheat in poker you have a partner

Edit 2: this is getting more upvotes than I thought it would get but before someone calls me out on it. This was a Mae West quote about bridge and several Internet memes put poker instead of bridge because more people play poker than bridge and when you cheat in poker you have partners(the poker strategy is called collusion)

An undertaker says to a bereaved husband

'When did you realise your wife was dead?'
'Well,' he replies, 'the sex was the same but
the dishes just kept piling up...'

from Internet.

What Makes ISIS Spread Faster Than The Internet?

An Airstrike.

Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ?

Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!

Internet joke, Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ?

I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed...

But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now.

TIL Calaway's Law states that "the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it's to post the wrong answer."

Now we wait.

I was wondering what my parents did without the internet

and none of my 7 siblings could tell me


I was flirting with this teenager on the internet...

...after a while, she tells me she's an undercover cop.

How cool is that for someone her age?

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in.

If I had $1 for every time I read a racist comment on the internet

I'd still be broke. Because I am black and can't read.

How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet?

I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers.

today my internet went out for About 3 minutes......

Met my family downstairs. They seem like nice people.

I met up with my internet friend yesterday.

We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls.

Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded...

at how gullible people on the internet are.

Internet joke, Local mom finds cure to weight loss, Scientist are dumbfounded...

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the Internet was a thing

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either

How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking


How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders

1. Go to your Desktop and make a new folder named Internet Explorer
2. Change the folder's icon to Internet Explorer
3. Keep it in your favorite corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer!

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.

Why are there so many grammar Nazis on the internet?

Because English majors have no jobs.

What's a pirates least favorite letter?

Dear sir,

Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.

Sincerely,

Comcast

I have a Chinese friend with really bad internet

His name is Hai Ping


How to get free internet @ home

I live in an apartment complex so I have neighbors left to right and below me. One day I asked my neighbor if he was interested in splitting the cost of my wifi 50/50 so he could also use it. He agreed. I went on to my other neighbor downstairs and asked him the same thing. Now both my neighbors are paying for my wifi.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear customer,

We are discontinuing your internet service due to suspicious activity/illegal downloading on your network.

HTML or HTML5?

Guy 1 - 'How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?'

Guy 2 - 'Open it in Internet Explorer'

Guy 1 - 'Ok'

Guy 2 - 'Did it work?'

Guy 1 - 'No'

Guy 2 - 'It's HTML5'

"Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten", asked my son

"Internet explorer.", I replied.

How did my parents combat boredom before the internet?

I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

I wonder...

I always wondered what my parents did to pass time before things like the internet and TVs were invented.
I asked my 26 siblings for advice.

Most Confusing Password

I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.

The internet is so full of people making up fake stories for fake internet points that no one is giving any credit to the real heroes anymore...

Like me, who just yesterday beat up a volcano

Why are there a lot of grammar nazis on the Internet?

Because English majors can't find jobs!

I won't control what you do on the internet

but Theresa May

What did grandma and grandpa do before there was Internet?

I mean, didn't they get bored?

I asked my 32 uncles and aunts, but they didn't know either.

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Customer,

Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Customer,

Due to recent illegal activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.

-Sincerely, your ISP.

My internet stopped working for some time so I went out of my room to see my family

They were nice people

what do a russian say when the internet goes down?

Internyet

I accidentally sent my friend flowers over the internet

Whoops, E-Daisies

So I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis...

So far it's gotten three Reichs on Facebook

What do Dora the Explorer and Internet Explorer have in common?

They both take 20 minutes to perform a simple task.

Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet.

Your parents in 2017: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS.

Nowadays with internet in some prisons..

..How do they prevent the emails from having attached files?

Girl, are you dial-up internet?

Because you're really loud and annoying.

What is the most commonly searched term on Internet Explorer?

Google Chrome.

As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today.

I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!

I hope your internet is kinky

Because it's about to get choked

My wife told me to grow up and stop believing everything I see on the internet

But I don't need this. There are local singles in my area literally dying to meet me.

I have no idea what my parents did to have fun, back before the internet.

I asked my 17 siblings and they didn't know, either.

If you give a monkey a typewriter, it will eventually write Shakespeare...

...If you give a monkey a camcorder, it will eventually film a dead body and post it to the internet.

How do the russians say there is no internet?

Interniet

What soft and wrinkly but gets sharper when you use it?

Your brain! (This joke brought to you by one of my 2nd grade students. I told him it was so good I was going to put it on the internet.)

God should really get better internet for his son.

Its so laggy Jesus died and took 3 days to respawn.

I've always wondered what my parents did for fun before the internet...

So I asked my 27 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

Whys was the internet so obsessed with the song "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for a short period of time?

I mean, where did it come from where did it go?

What did our grandparents do without TV or internet?

I don't know. Ask your mom and her 6 siblings.

They say the feds track all internet activity and look out for keywords that indicate terrorism or otherwise

I wanted to test this out and Googled "how to kill President"

Few days later I received a care package containing ammo

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Subscriber,

We are cutting off your Internet service due to illegal downloading.

What did our parents do to kill time before the internet?

I asked my 16 siblings and they didn't know either.

Not oc but thought I'd share.

What do you call an internet page dedicated to anime?

A weebsite.

It's really nice to see Churches embrace internet technology during this pandemic.

Our priest even bought my son his own Webcam.

I wonder what my parents did before the internet

I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either

I've always wondered what parents used to do for fun before the internet.

I'll go ask my twelve brothers and sisters.

I researched about LGBT on internet today

Just couldn't get a straight answer.

Why is it so hard to look up an orphanage on the internet?

There's no homepage.

Young couple at doctors office

Young couple visits doctor seeking advice,

"Sir you gotta help us, we tried everything to have a baby, we tried vitamins, we tried changing positions, we tried every different day of the month, we searched internet for pregnancy advice, but we just can't seem to have any luck with it, we need to know if there is some medical problem."

Doctor sat back on his chair crossed his hands and sighed,

"You boys are nuts."

The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.

Now I have stable wifi.

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn't connect to the server

If McDonalds sold fancy steaks they'd call them Filet Mc'gnons

...also it's my 5 year cake day so shower me in internet points or however this works I dunno. Thanks!

Reddit is possibly the most environmentally conscious site on the internet.

Nearly 100% of the content is recycled at some point, often several times.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir or Madam,

Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation.

Sincerely,

Your Internet Provider

BREAKING: The Internet has been permanently shutdown in Russia, Kremlin announced today, adding that a new network open only to Russians is set to go online within the week

Sources close to the Kremlin says Putin himself took to naming the network, proudly dubbing it as 'The Internyet'

Putin asks a fortune teller when he will die...

Putin starts reading all the stuff on the Internet about how he has cancer, is going to be assassinated or overthrown. He goes to a fortune teller and pays her 1,000 rubles to tell his fortune.

She looks in her crystal ball. He says "tell me what you see." She says "I see parades. People dancing. They are wearing historic Ukrainian peasant outfits. There are floats and bands. You die on a Ukrainian holiday.

"Yes, but when" Putin says. "Which holiday?"

She says (of course) "Any day you die will be a Ukrainian national holiday."

On the internet you can be whoever you want,

it's strange so many people choose to be stupid.

A good Internet Explorer joke. [Long]

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Nurse: You've been in a coma since 1995

Great! My Internet Explorer page should have loaded.

What do Russians call it when there is no internet?

Inter-nyet

Don't believe everything you read on the internet just because they quote someone famous.

β€” Abraham Lincoln

I was thinking how I can make some random strangers on internet angry today…

… but first I will feed my dog that chocolate bar he has been eyeing.

My girlfriend called me a gullible idiot and said I shouldn't believe everything I see on the Internet

I told her I don't have to put up with this, not when there are desperate single milfs less than a mile away

Why is the internet so bad in outer space?

It's 0 g

A minister asked me, "Why do we spend hours on the internet but only minutes on our knees?"

I said "Golly!, reverend Keller, my boyfriend can't last that long.

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