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60 internet connection jokes and hilarious internet connection puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about internet connection that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Internet Connection Short Jokes

Short internet connection jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The internet connection humour may include short internet access jokes also.

  1. How Can You Tell When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer? The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
  2. The internet connection at my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
  3. The internet connection at my farm was terribly slow, so I moved my modem to the barn... Now I have stable wifi.
  4. I was having trouble with my internet connection at the farm, so I moved my modem to the barn. Now I have stable wifi.
  5. Today while FaceTiming , my crush stared at me for an hour so I stared back at him . Turns out his internet connection was very slow and asked me if I had the same problem too .
  6. Why didn't the fisherman care about his wireless internet connection? Because either-net works when he's catfishing.
  7. My internet connection on my farm was be terrible until I moved the router in the horse barn. Now I have stable WiFi.
  8. The tightrope walker fell off the rope when his phone lost the internet connection. He couldn't get back online.

    *sorry*
  9. Top 5 internet connections of all time: 5) Dialup
    4) Dialup
    3) Dialup
    2) Dialup
    1) Dialup
    Cause it spit hot Firefox.
  10. The Interview Interviewer : we need people with lots of patience.
    Applicant : Sir, I use internet explorer, with a 2g connection.

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Internet Connection One Liners

Which internet connection one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with internet connection? I can suggest the ones about wifi connection and internet provider.

  1. I once dated a girl just for her internet connection She was wifi material.
  2. What sort of Internet connection can you get in a barn? Stable WiFi.
  3. Why don't horses use the internet? They can't find stable connections.
  4. What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping
  5. Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that . The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p
  6. Internet arguments are like connect four but you only have three pieces
  7. Why are alligators' Internet connections so slow? Because their modems are croco-dial up.
  8. How do Australians connect to the internet? They use the LAN down under.
  9. How do trees connect to the Internet? They log on.
  10. My internet connection and my diet are missing one thing in common... Fiber
  11. My internet connection is just like my Ex-Girlfriend Unstable
  12. My internet connection.
  13. Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection
  14. My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
  15. What do you call it when a Catholic can't connect to the internet? A Roamin' Catholic.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about internet connection can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of internet connection puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Comical Internet Connection Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about internet connection you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean internet jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make internet connection prank.

Funny facts about Google users:
50% of people use Google well as a search engine.


The rest 50% of them use it to check if their internet is connected

Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.

A ship is sinking in the middle of Atlantic...

A ship is going down in the middle of Atlantic. There's no hope, the captain is desperate, and suddenly someone tells him that among the passengers, there's a rabbi who can perform miracles.
The rabbi is immediately brought to the captain, and he implores him:
-- Rabbi, what can be done?!
-- Do you still have the internet connection?
-- Yes!
-- Sell the ship!

Connecting to the Internet. (WARNING:Old, Outdated)

Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech sup: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
Customer: Yeah....
Tech sup: And what sort of computer are you using?
Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen.....

I bet those firemen get good internet connections when they are fighting flames...

cuz they are in the center of the hotspot.

Have I told you about my new stereo that connects to the Internet and plays Star Wars music?

It's my WiFi Sci-Fi HiFi.

What do you call Dracula when he is having slow internet connection

dracuLAG

p**... are like internet connections

Having a big pipe is great, but it doesn't do you much good if you don't have any uptime.

Most Confusing Password

I was in a couple's home trying to fix their Internet connection. 
The husband called out to his wife 
in the other room for the computer password. Start with a capital S, then 123, she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but 
it didn't work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, I really don't know what's so difficult about typing Start123.

So I tried taking one of them online personality tests...

Turns out my personality is not connected to the internet.

What's a Pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Customer,
Due to recent i**... activities that have been performed through your connection, your internet service has been permanently disconnected.
-Sincerely, your ISP.

Which Hollywood director always gets problems with his internet connection?

Christopher NoLAN

Christopher has an Internet connection but cannot surf the Web.

Because he's Christopher Nolan (NoLAN).

What is the situation called when your network interface card (NIC) overheats when you connect to the internet?

It burns when IP.

What are the symptoms of a compulsive lisr?

I would check but I don't have internet connection...

I asked my friend what is the internet

He said,"internet is a network of networks which consists of inter connected networks. "
Now that's a lot of networks.

I was at a restaurant and a cute waitress was flirting with me. She gave her email and told me to hit her up sometime. I tried to email her the next day but the internet was down.

I couldn't connect to the server

My internet connection is a lot like my grandad

It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as h**... and we all know it's gonna go down again soon

During this period of the pandemic, a group of extraordinarily thin people came together to form a band.

It was a massive success. They were the best in their fields. The violin, oh so melodious! The synth on point everytime. The acoustics, superb.
One time they were offered to perform a virtual concert. All the tickets sold out.
But when the time came for them to perform, they couldn't connect to the internet.
They did not have enough bandwidth.

What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?

Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider

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