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Breaking News

At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck t**... into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

If a**... could fly...

Reddit would be an international airport.

How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport

Re:LAX

Du Hast

German heavy metal band Rammstein travels to Poland for the next stop on their international tour. As the airport official goes through their passports and checks them in, she asks, "Occupation?"
The singer replies, "No, no. Were just here to perform a show. We'll be gone by tomorrow morning."

Where did Miami International Airport go?

It went MIA

So you need Andy Reid to take you to the airport for an international flight...

lol you didn't learn anything from 2004?

I feel like Jordans International Airport missed a big oppurtunity to call their airport...

Air Jordan.

Any international airport is like a children's cancer ward.

It has a lot of terminals.


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