Internal Jokes
51 internal jokes and hilarious internal puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about internal that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn about the different types of internal jokes and the effects that they have on people. Discover why internal jokes can increase morale, help a team bond and create a sense of security. Understand what makes a joke malignant and how to avoid using jokes like that in the workplace. Get insight into why internal medicine, internal control, internal affairs, and internal audit all need to be taken into consideration when it comes to humorous expression.
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Funniest Internal Short Jokes
Short internal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The internal humour may include short private jokes also.
- Security officer: If you find a USB outside, don't bring it into the office Me (taking notes): Note to self: Only bring international bees into the office
- I really wanted to watch the International origami Championships tonight. Sadly, it's only on paper view.
- A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship.
(I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.) - TIL France got a different version of The Force Awakens than the rest of the world. While the international version ends with Rey and Luke, the French version ends with fin.
- Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
- You are what you think you are Her: What do you do?
Me: Global prosthetics distribution.
Her: So you're an artificial limb salesman?
Me: I prefer 'international arms dealer'. - What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common? Both are measured in revolutions per minute.
- Boss: "Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life"!! Me: "Well It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Santiago 2011
Boss: "Really"?
Me: "No" - Today is International Women's Day. It was supposed to be yesterday, but they took longer than expected to get dressed.
- In a huge lecture hall once I only had four international students turn up - English, French, Spanish and German. I asked if they could all see me. They said... Yes, Oui, Si, Ja
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Internal One Liners
Which internal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with internal? I can suggest the ones about inside and outer.
- International women's day should not be used as an excuse for sexist jokes Period.
- Monica Lewinsky i have a joke I have an intern joke and it ... nevermind.
- What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke Warm.
May the 4th Be With You! - How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar? Total internal reflection.
- Happy International Women's Day! Or as I like to call it, Taco Tuesday
- What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm
- What do you call a tangled rope on International Space Station? Astroknot
- Why do interns make the best Dungeons and Dragons players? They do it for the Experience.
- I work for the Big, International Non-Governmental Organization. And BINGO is its name-o.
- Today we celebrate international twins day. Because twins are people two.
- So Pepe is now an international hate symbol... FeelsBadMan.
- The USA is number 1 when dialing internationally.
- What do you call trendy internal prosthetics? Hip implants
- How did the international good shipment feel as it crossed the border? Tarrified.
- What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!
Internal Combustion Jokes
Here is a list of funny internal combustion jokes and even better internal combustion puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Before electric skat were internal combustion skat
Internal Control Jokes
Here is a list of funny internal control jokes and even better internal control puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the crew of the International Space Station say to Mission Control? Houston, you have a problem.
The Funniest Internal Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
What funny jokes about internal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean helper jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make internal pranks.
Kim Jong-Un walks into a school in North Korea.
He asks a student "Who is your father?
The student replies "The Supreme Leader, infinite in wisdom and kindness, provider and protector of the Koreans, he is our only father."
Kim Jong beams. "Excellent. Now tell me who is your mother?"
The student doesn't hesitate. "The Land of True Korea, outstanding in her beauty, international superpower, and redeemer of all civilisations, she is our only mother."
Kim Jong applauses. "What a diligent student you are. What do you want to be when you're older?"
The student replies "An orphan."
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 81, your two hour rental period is up, please return to the dock.
Boat rental intern to manager: uh, sir, we only have 60 boats.
Boat rental manager over loudspeaker: boat number 18, do you require assistance?
The Trump administration is like the International Space Station
They're in constant free fall, and they needed Russia's help to get there
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"
Her friend asked, "What's the capital of France?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
An international conference was being held..
In which USA, North Korea, Europe and Africa were taking part.
The judge said,"I would like to hear your opinions about shortage of food in the rest of the world, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask us".
African president asked, "What is food?".
Europe asked, "What is Short?".
USA asked, "What is the rest of the world?".
North Korea asked, "What is Opinion?".
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Bill Clinton: "I sure hope Hillary gets better interns than I did..."
"All of mine s**..."
'Knock knock'
'Who's there'
'Okay Google'
'Okay Google, who?'
'Sorry I didn't catch that'
'OKAY GOOGLE WHO?'
'The World Health Organization is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. It was established on 7 April 1948, headquartered in Geneva, Switzerland. '
There was an International Job opening.
Two men applied, a Canadian man, and an American. After the test and the interview, they company decided to go with the Canadian man. The American with distraught asked why they decided to hire the Canadian and how he did in the interview and test. They said it was a very difficult decision because they both did equally well on the test and in the interview. The American was outraged. "THEN WHY DID YOU HIRE THE CANADIAN?!?." The manager then responded, "Well, you both did equally well in the interview, but the real problem was the test. You both got 9/10 on the test, but for question 10, the Canadian man put 'I don't know' and you put 'me neither.'"
Shout out to my Math Teacher for telling me this one.
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A doctor had s**......
A doctor had s**... with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have s**... with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."
But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"You're a veterinarian, you sick s**... fiend."
Dr joke I just made up
A young medical intern was standing in a hospital hallway, looking flustered whilst try to examine a patients' CAT scan. Seeing his confusion, an older doctor came to see what the problem was. He saw that the intern was reading the scan upside down, and turned it around for him. Seeing that the young intern was embarrassed by his mistake, the doctor said, "don't feel embarrassed, lad, there's more than one way to skim a CAT."
At a Diplomats' dinner, a waiter tripped
and shattered the beautiful plate in which he was carrying a large turkey.
Hushed silence turned into a roar of laughter, when
the quick-witted Diplomat announced:
"Ladies and Gentlemen!
You have just witnessed 4 major international events happening :-
Fall of Turkey
Breakup of China
Spillage of Greece
and Frustration of Hungary!"
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Last day for your taxes
A man walked into a restaurant with his young son. He gave the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy started choking, going blue in the face. The father realized the boy had swallowed the nickels and started slapping him on the back. The boy coughed up 2 of the nickels, but kept choking.
Looking at his son, the father panicked and shouted for help.
A well-dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit was sitting at the coffee bar reading a
newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looked up, put her coffee cup down, neatly folded the newspaper and placed it on the counter, got up from her seat and made her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully dropped his pants, took hold of the boy's t**... and started to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly.
After a few seconds the boy convulsed violently and coughed up the last nickel, which the woman deftly caught in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's t**..., the woman handed the nickel to the father and walked back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he was sure that his son had suffered no ill effects, the father rushed over to the woman and started thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
No," the woman replied, "I'm with the Internal Revenue Service."
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TBT - What's the difference between bill clinton and a screwdriver?
One turns in screws, one screws interns.
Do you know why women and children are always evacuated first in any emergency situation?
So that all the men can think and come up with a solution in peace and quiet.
Source: my dad (to me on International Women's Day)
An International School Teacher
...starts a lesson with her 4 students, who are an American kid, an African kid, a European kid and a Chinese kid. She asks "what's your opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"
first, the African kid asks "what's food?"
the European kid asks "what's scarcity?"
the American kid asks "what's other countries?"
and finally the Chinese kid asks "what's my own opinion?"
Have you heard of the international bathroom?
When you go there, you're Russian.
Once there, European.
At the the end, you're Finnish.
An international school teacher asks: What's your own honest opinion on food scarcity in other countries?
An African student responds: What's food?
A Western European student: What's scarcity?
An Eastern European student: What's honest?
A Chinese student: What's opinion?
A Russian student: What's your?
An American student: What's other countries?
Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but
. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''
Wife : ''Who's Paula?''
