The Best 34 Internal Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Internal jokes. There are some internal injuries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these internal internal medicine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Internal Jokes and Puns

All US prison wardens got together and brainstormed to put a stop to prison rapes.

They finally decided on a high tech solution- an anti-slip soap bar with an internal combustion engine equipped with state of the art artificial engine that would fly the soap back to the prisoner's hand even if it somehow falls down.

The Russian wardens too found a solution- shower gel.

I wasn't able to apply for a job in the Endoscopy unit...

... it was internal application only.

A doctor had sex...

A doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering...

"You're a veterinarian, you sick sex fiend."

What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton?

Lukewarm

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What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke Warm.

May the 4th Be With You!

How is a meditating monk and a fiber-optic cable similar?

Total internal reflection.

What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

500 Internal Server Error

Internal joke, What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong?

Why was the goat in the emergency room?

It had internal bleeting

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

"Punchline" is not an internal or external command. Attempting a continue...

C:\Windows\System32\ taskkill /IM joke.exe

What do your internal organs call their dating life?

Their homie-hoe-status

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Whats the internal temperature of a taun taun?

Luke warm

What did the poisoned rat say to himself as his blood ceased to clot and internal bleeding ensued?

Bromadiolone.

Did you hear Chuck Norris has been shot?

The bullet had severe internal injuries.

Husband says'' Honey, it's me. I don't want to alarm you but

. . . I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They've checked me over and dome some tests and x-rays. The blow to my head was severe. Fortunately, it didn't cause any serious internal injury. However, I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they might have to amputate my right foot.''

Wife : ''Who's Paula?''

My mom: You know, I love you very much. I'll fight with anyone who messes with you.

Me: You must have a lot of internal conflict

Sister: *gasp*

Mom: ....

Note: mom teased teased us a lot when we were kids

Internal joke, My mom: You know, I love you very much. I'll fight with anyone who messes with you.

Internal note from Department Head to all employees

Dear Employees,

We do get to know when you are texting during meetings. Seriously, nobody looks at their private parts and smile.

I have an unstable internal environment

No homeo

Took acid for the first time last night

I now have extensive internal chemical burns and tissue damage.

What's the difference between depression and drinking hot cocoa on a cold winter night...

One's an internal struggle while the other is an internal snuggle.

There has been some controversy lately...

...about what would happen if you put a lightsaber in water. Would it break? Would the water heat up or cool? Recent scientists have discovered the water will heat to about the internal temperature of a tauntaun...luke warm.

What did the white police officer say to the black transvestite gay married bisexual autistic handicapped veteran?

We won't know until the internal investigation is completed.

You know the internal temperature of a Taun-taun?

Lukewarm.

As a doctor, I get a load of stupid questions.

Just the other day some dumbass came in asking if I can fix his internal bleeding. That's where the blood is supposed to be, moron!!!!

Before electric skat were

internal combustion skat

What's the difference between isopropyl and whisky

Isopropyl treats external wounds and whisky reats internal wounds.

Internal joke, What's the difference between isopropyl and whisky

Give a man a loaf of bread and he'll eat for a week

Give that same man a fishing pole and he'll die of internal bleeding.

Do you know what the internal temperature of a tauntaun is?

Luke warm

Seemed appropriate with all the Hoth stuff floating around.

What is the difference between PetSmart and Taco Bell?

The internal temperature of the gerbil.

What is the internal body temperature of a Tauntaun?

Luke warm

Dr. Mike had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Mike, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of your patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Mike."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

What's wrong with you Mike, you're a veterinarian.

What do you call trendy internal prosthetics?

Hip implants

Star Wars Trivia: What is the internal Temperature of a TaunTaun?

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Luke-Warm

I held an elevator door for an elderly patient...

I don't know if this belongs in jokes but I had to post it somewhere.

I am in the main hospital. I am going up to the 3rd floor and I call the elevator. I see an elderly patient coming and hold the door for him.

Patient: "Thank you"
Me: "Absolutely, where are we going?" wondering what button he needs pushed.
Patient: "I'd like to just go to heaven."
Me: *internal wtf moment, how tf do I respond to that. I look at the button panel.*

Me: "Well.....closest I can get you is 5th floor."

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