Interment Jokes
32 interment jokes and hilarious interment puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interment that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Interment Short Jokes
Short interment jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interment humour may include short jokes also.
- I liked it better when Donald Trump used to say "you're fired" to people instead of to inter-continental ballistic missiles.
- I started a new diet this week. I now abstain from eating any food while I put my mittens on in the winter. I call it inter-mitten fasting.
- Russian Cosmonauts have been banned from telling jokes on the Interational Space Station... ... because they always involve Mir puns.
- I asked my friend what is the internet He said,"internet is a network of networks which consists of inter connected networks. "
Now that's a lot of networks. - I knew I needed to seek out help when my friends staged the public condemnation of two overlapping circles. It was an inter-venn-shun.
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Interment One Liners
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- What do Russians call it when there is no internet? Inter-nyet
- How does Bernie Sanders stay so slim? Inter-mitten fasting.
- What do you call taking naps between naps? Inter-resting!
- What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan? Inter-mitten.
- What do Russians use to censor websites? The Inter-nyet.
- When a dung beetle dies... is it interred?
- What do they say when there are no internet in Russia? Inter-njet
- What is a pirate's favorite statistic? The Inter-Quartile Range (a.k.a. the IQRrrrrgh!)
- What happens to a tapeworm after it dies? It will be interred.
- I went to the movies... ...and had an Un inter corrupted view.
- Apparently the running team had a huge o**... Inter-racial relationships.
Interment Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about interment you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interment pranks.
Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake. The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake. They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry. "Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!"
Happy Valentine's, everyone!
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for? "She says "I want to kill my husband ". He says "Sorry, I can't do that. "She then reaches inter her handbag a pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... "
Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning?
Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning?
They worked inter-mitten-ly
I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.
I'm writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United's defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn't even stand a chance.
I'm now confused...
An avid bird watcher heard an owl hoot
So he thought he'd give a hoot back. To his surprise and delight the bird hooted again. The next night the same scenario occurred.
All Summer, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of the "conversations."
Just as he thought he was on the verge of a breakthrough in inter species communication, his wife had a chat with her next door neighbor.
"My husband spends his nights calling to owls," the wife commented.
"That's odd," the neighbor replied. "So does my husband."