Interior Decorator Jokes
9 interior decorator jokes and hilarious interior decorator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interior decorator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Interior Decorator Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good interior decorator joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Amber Heard just fired her interior decorator...
They disagreed about the color and placement of the stool in the bedroom.
Did you hear about the gynaecologist who got into interior decorating?
He could wallpaper a whole house through the keyhole.
How do you get certified as an interior decorator?
You don't pull out
Furniture shopping
An old favorite which might bear more than one telling is the one about the lady who visited a furniture store and ask to see a s**... couch.
The salesman, masking his amusement, politely asked, Don't you perhaps mean a section couch, madam?
No, no, she replied emphatically, I'm sure my interior decorator told me I should have a s**... couch for an occasional piece in the living room.
First day as an interior decorator
Me: I am not sure if this giant cross is right for this space.
Priest: Again, this is a church
White supremacy is such a joke.
The only thing white people are superior at is interior decoration and getting sun burns.
My Mam was an interior decorator and me Dad was a gynecologist
So I can paint your hallway through your letterbox
Homer Sectional
Yes, he's an interior decorator.
A man walked inside an interior decorators convention and everyone was laughing...
He asked what's so funny.
"It's an inside joke".
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