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Worst Geometry Joke I Know

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

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When is a pentagon not a pentagon?

When it's intercepted by a separate plane.

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Farmer and Son

A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank
This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field."
The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field That is where I hid the money I stole.
The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes.

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A farmer To His Son

A farmer wrote a letter to his son in jail for robbing a bank: This year, I can't plant potatoes because you are not here to plow the field." The son wrote back, Papa, don't dare plow the field. That is where I hid the money I stole. The police intercepted the letter and by the next day they'd dug up the entire field but found nothing. The son wrote to his father, Now you can plant your potatoes."

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Tony Romo just tried to kill himself

The bullet was intercepted

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Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss.

He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger.

He's OK, The bullet was intercepted.

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Did you hear? Tony Romo tried committing suicide after yesterday's game...

But the bullet was intercepted.

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The NSA just intercepted a message from Vladimir Putin to Melenia Trump.

It said,"good, now that you are First Lady, GET MOOSE AND SQUIRREL!"

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[Request] Drone x Halloween x Bathroom joke

Something about a delivery drone being intercepted on the way to deliver the toilet paper by a witch on a broomstick?

...damnit.

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