Interactive Jokes
59 interactive jokes and hilarious interactive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interactive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Interactive Short Jokes
Short interactive jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interactive humour may include short jokes also.
- For two years I didn't go anywhere and didn't interact with people at all. But now that the lockdowns are over... I will have to come up with another reason.
- Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings Dad: Yep, it's Universal
This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT. - Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters? Oops typo. Body*slams*.
- A man tries to get a job at Paradox Interactive. In the job interview, the interviewer asks:
"Are you going to answer this question?"
"No", the man replies.
He got accepted. - Knock knock. 9. Nein your business. German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.
- As an introvert I've always wanted to star in a sitcom Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.
- Interaction I had at a McDonalds last night Me: Can I get a water cup?
Cashier: Sure, if ya give that girl in the back your number
Me: Sure
Other Cashier: Wait, really?
Me: Look, I'm just thirsty - Why are certain bears so attracted to each other? Because they are polar bears (hence forming permanant dipole interactions)
- Microsoft should try making an optimistic and articulate robot that adjusts its responses based on interactions with the public. They could call it Marco Rubio.
- [Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?
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Interactive One Liners
Which interactive one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interactive? I can suggest the ones about and .
- I think my alarm clock loves me! It calls me every 5 minutes and wants me to interact.!
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Bohemia Interactive decided to rename their game "DayZ" The new name is now "YearZ"
- Neutrinos are somewhat introverted..... They only interact weekly.
- Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field.
Interactive Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about interactive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interactive pranks.
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At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, “Who here has ever seen a ghost?”
Most of the hands go up.
“And how many of you have had some form of interaction with a ghost?”
About half the hands stay up.
“Okay, now how many of you have had *physical* contact with a ghost?”
Three hands stay up; there’s a slight murmur in the crowd.
“Gosh, that’s pretty good. Okay, have any of you ever, uh…, been *intimate* with a ghost?”
One hand stays up.
The speaker blinks.
“Gosh, sir, are you telling us that you’ve actually had *s**...* contact with a ghost?”
The fellow suddenly blushes and says, “Oh, I’m sorry,… I thought you said goat!”
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening.
During the meal, she couldn’t help but notice how attractive his roommate Judy was.
She had been suspicious of a relationship between her son and his roommate for quite some time, but this only made her more curious.
She watched the two of them interact over the course of the evening and began to wonder whether there was more between John and Judy than met the eye.
Realizing only too well what his mother was thinking, John said, "I can see your wheels turning Mom and I know what you’re thinking. Rest assured Judy and I are strictly roommates."
A few days later, Judy went to John and said, "You know the beautiful silver gravy ladle? Well, ever since your mother came to dinner I can’t seem to find it. You don’t think she would have taken it, do you?"
"I doubt it, but I’ll write her a letter just to be sure," replied John.
John then sat down and wrote his mother the following letter:
"Dear Mom,
While I’m not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you 'didn’t' take a gravy ladle, the fact remains that ever since you were here for dinner one has been missing.
Love, Your son."
Several days later, John received a reply from his mother which read:
"Dear John,
While I am not saying you 'do' sleep with Judy, and I’m not saying you 'don’t' sleep with her, the fact remains that she would have found the gravy ladle by now if she were sleeping in her own bed.
Love, Mom."
After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.
I don't know if it was our source, or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.
After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same clerk. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smile's and sometimes a wink.
All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.
Fun with cucumbers
After trying many fruits and vegetables in my kids lunch, their favourite by far was sliced cucumber.
I don't know if it was our source, or our fridge, but they only really stayed fresh for a few days. This meant that at least twice a week I was stopping at the corner grocery store to just grab a couple cucumbers.
After a couple months it became obvious that I kept buying them from the same clerk. The way he interacted with me also changed, giving me little smile's and sometimes a wink.
All of a sudden it hit me, and I felt embarrassed by what he was probably thinking. The next time I went in I also grabbed a jar of Vaseline; hopefully I fixed this before he spread any rumours about me being a vegan.
The missing sugar bowl
Mrs. Fisher comes to visit her son Jacob for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Rachel.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Jacob's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Jacob and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Jacob volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Rachel and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Rachel came to Jacob saying, 'Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?' Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure.' So he sat down and wrote an email:
'Dear Mama,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my house;
I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it.
But the fact remains that it has been missing
ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Jacob'
Several days later, Jacob received a response email from his Mama which read:
'Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Rachel,
and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama'
John invited his mother over for dinner.
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates." About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. "You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Julie said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
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Don't b**... Your Mother
Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Elaine came to Bernie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
*Dear Mom
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son
Bernie*
Several days later, Bernie received a response email from his Mom which read:
*Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Elaine, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother*
What is the difference between a prison guard and a member of Congress
One interacts with felons, half of which are probably innocent of crimes, and the other works on Capitol Hill.
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The Gorilla and the r**...
A small zoo in Georgia obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became impossible to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the gorilla was in heat, and her aggressive behavior could only be relieved with s**... interaction with a male counterpart. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
After considering nearly all possible options, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a r**... part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, a very strong physical man, had little sense but was always bragging about his h**... tonk women. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this, and I mean no one." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", Bobby Lee said, "In the event that there are offspring, I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.
And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the $500.00."
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.....
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was.She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious....
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and
his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered,
I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just
to be sure." He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate But the fact
remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son.
Several days later, he received an email from
his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roommate, and
I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she
would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow…
Love,
Mom.
Never lie to your Mother
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, his son volunteered, I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?
He said , Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, your son.
Several hours later, he received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.
Love, Mom.
For all of those Philosophy Majors out there
Philosophy Joke:
If an argument concludes a tree fall without human interaction in a forest for a stump to be made, and there are no lumberjack's in the forest to hear it, does it make it sound?
A team of particle physicists ran an experiment for the entire year,
and the detector reported exactly fifty two events which they were looking for. They published a research paper called "Weekly interacting particles".
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A man was sick and tired of the city life, so he moved to the country side...
Years go by and nobody bothers him. Finally, one day, he heard a knock on his door.
Neighbor: "How are you doing, neighbor? I'm hosting a party and your presence there would be much appreciated!"
Man: "Cool! It's been years since I had human interaction. I'll come!"
Neighbor: "Fantastic! Just some pointers first though. There's going to be heavy drinking..."
Man: "I can handle my liquor."
Neighbor: "And maybe some rough drunken fights..."
Man: "I've been in a few bar fights before, I can hold my ground."
Neighbor: "And some raw drunken s**...."
Man: "Even better! So what should I wear to the party?"
Neighbor: "Don't bother with small details like that, it's just the two of us anyways."
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A frog is arrested for m**......
Mr. Frog was arrested and sentenced to 30 years for m**.... For 30 years he was stuck in a small cell. His interaction with the outside world was the guards and all these flies that would swarm through his cell window.
Every day the guards would check on Mr. Frog and bring him fresh water. The guards were always amazed that the frogs only activity was gulpng these flies but he always had a huge frog grin throughout the decades.
Finally, it was time for Mr. Frog to be released. He hopped back to his old pond and encountered an old acquaintance.
"You're out! Was your time locked up hard and boring?"
"No," replied Mr. Frog, "time is fun when you're having flies."
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What do you call a s**... interaction between two trans individuals?
A transaction.
This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.
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What did Louis c**... call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?
Different Strokes for Different Folks
An amputee walks up to a stranger...
An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.
A thought about Del Toro's The Shape of Water
The Shape of Water is a story about a woman who falls in love with an otherworldly creature that learns how to communicate, has a funny scene where he interacts with a domestic setting and has magical healing hands. He is also returned to his natural environment, almost dying on the way by a plucky protagonist dodging authority.
However, the protagonist also has a love scene with him.
You could say that this is *BestialE.T.*
When interacting with police follow their instructions carefully
Me: [hears knock on door] "Who is it?"
Trooper: "State Police identify yourself."
Me: "Police identify yourself"
Trooper: "State Police"
Me: "Police"
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90 percent of adults admitted to having some form of s**... interaction in the office.
I licked an envelope once.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse behind the bar serving drinks
The man takes a seat at the bar, mouth wide open, stunned. The horse is interacting with customers, mixing drinks, taking meal orders, and giving change.
Finally the horse sees the man, and says What's the matter, buddy? Never seen a talking horse before?
The man says, No, it's not that. I just never thought the cow would sell the place.
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What is the common thing between German soccer team and two girls?
Watching both of their interactions with a cup is disappointing.
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I wrote an application that lets a computer simulate s**... interactions
6 GOTO 9
9 GOTO 6
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A r**..., a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar
They don't interact. They have very little in common other than they all suffer from crippling social anxiety.
I prefer to think of myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because it has just the right amount of flair.
Besides, "stalker" is such an ugly word.
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A man moves out to the countryside.
A man moves out to the countryside from the big city.
While he is moving in a neighbor up the street stops by and introduces himself.
The two men chat it up for a few minutes and then the neighbor leaves.
These interactions happen several times over the next few weeks until one day the neighbor says:
Neighbor: hey I'm having a little party tonight if you want to stop by.
Sure, sounds fun. What time?
Oh around 9 or so. There will be lots of drinking, probably some fighting, and if we're lucky, maybe even some s**... too!!
Wow sounds like a blast, who's going to be there?
Oh just me, you and maybe hank from down the road
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The interactive Netflix film Bandersnatch was so successful, they're creating another interactive film all about Donald Trump.
It's called Grabbed-her-s**....
An unpopular math nerd in school never really interacted with anyone.
Some girls decided to play a prank by giving him a piece of paper saying "i <3 u".
Unfortunately, the nerd did not understand and just responded, "Assuming solving for u, u > i/3".
Coming in 2019: a new interactive Netflix experience that shows what happens to society when all crimes are legal, and the entire thing is available live streaming. The series you can't miss, it's...
Binging and Purging
A programmer makes a robot girlfriend.
He tries interacting by text, putting in "i <3 u". But the robot unfortunately responds: "i not defined in this scope. u not defined in this scope."
A criminal defense lawyer says "Don't talk" to his clients regarding interactions with law enforcement,
except to his deaf-mute clients, to whom he says "Don't sign anything."
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Did you know that nobody's having i**... at the Quantum gay club?
Apparently, all tops turn into bottoms.
That explains the weak interaction.
We're witnessing the world in decay.
It's strange, and I find no charm in it.
Ok, I'm out.
I'll be having some Lepton tea.
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Favorite interactive joke from my childhood.
You go to shake someone's hand and continue shaking it for the whole length of the joke.
F1: hey my name is ***** what's yours?
F2: my names ****
F1: nice to meet you. Do you live in a house?
F2:yes
F1: I live in a shack... do you use the toliet?
F2:yes
F1: I have to use a can...... do you use toliet paper?
F2: Yes
F1: I use my hands
Will you remember me forever?
Another interactive joke.
Will you remember me a week from now?" "Yes"
"Will you remember me a month from now?"
"Yes"
"Will you remember me a year from now?"
"Yes"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Dont tell me you forgot about me all ready!"
My son is doing a social experiment for school.
He plans on wearing an "I love Liberals" shirt out in public and will be recording the interactions with others. So far he has been cussed at, spit at, slapped, and even threatened. Im afraid what will happen when he actually leaves the house.
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man
A Philosopher, a Physicist and a Common Man stand around a piece of fruit.
When asked what the fruit is, the philosopher says We can never know what this piece of fruit truly is. We assume, through wisdom, that the form of the fruit is closest to our perceptions of the fruit .
The physicist states: Truly there is no fruit. The fruit is simply the interaction of fundamental forces and unseeable particles colliding through time until the fruit is formed .
The Common Man replies: It's an apple.
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World War 2 joke
Sometime around 1943, when the Germans were losing the war, h**... decided to boost his army's morale by visiting the front.
While there, he had the oppurtunity to interact with a soldier. He commented, "My brave young man, you are risking your life for the country by standing in the way of the artillery fire. You are sure to die. Would you like me to grant you a final wish?"
"Yes, my Fuhrer ", the soldier repiled. "What is it, brave one?"
"That I have the honor of dying with you!"
>!Dont laugh too hard. 200 German soldiers were executed for hearing this and laughing at it.!<
Hey guys, just wanted to wish you all happy holidays.
Reddit is filled with ready-made messages that you don't even read, you just copy and paste to every subreddit, I don't like that, I like writing from my heart. Our friendship, from the deepest to virtual, is very important to me and couldn't ever be represented by a cookie-cutter message from anywhere. So, I'd like to thank you all, you're the best Dave & Buster's subreddit I've ever interacted with.