Interaction Jokes
20 interaction jokes and hilarious interaction puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about interaction that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Interaction Short Jokes
Short interaction jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The interaction humour may include short conversation jokes also.
- I have a gun by my bed. So in the event of an intruder, I can shoot myself to avoid having to interact with a human being.
- For two years I didn't go anywhere and didn't interact with people at all. But now that the lockdowns are over... I will have to come up with another reason.
- I like to keep a gun in my nightstand drawer just in case someone breaks in That way I can shoot myself to avoid social interaction
- There is no free will. Everything that happens, including human interaction, is deterministic... I'm sorry, I just had to say that.
- Wife: Our Disney certified stroller fits through all openings Dad: Yep, it's Universal
This interaction occurred as we left our Disney hotel room heading to the bus to EPCOT. - Did you hear that cops are going to start using bodycams when interacting with protesters? Oops typo. Body*slams*.
- A man tries to get a job at Paradox Interactive. In the job interview, the interviewer asks:
"Are you going to answer this question?"
"No", the man replies.
He got accepted. - Knock knock. 9. Nein your business. German knock knock jokes are non interactive for efficiency.... and they're not very funny.
- As an introvert I've always wanted to star in a sitcom Most of your social interaction occurs with the people you live with and lasts about 21 minutes a day.
- Interaction I had at a McDonalds last night Me: Can I get a water cup?
Cashier: Sure, if ya give that girl in the back your number
Me: Sure
Other Cashier: Wait, really?
Me: Look, I'm just thirsty
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Interaction One Liners
Which interaction one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with interaction? I can suggest the ones about touch and relations.
- I think my alarm clock loves me! It calls me every 5 minutes and wants me to interact.!
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
- Bohemia Interactive decided to rename their game "DayZ" The new name is now "YearZ"
- Neutrinos are somewhat introverted..... They only interact weekly.
- Honey, am I fat? Of course not! You just interact a bit more with the Higgs field.
Social Interaction Jokes
Here is a list of funny social interaction jokes and even better social interaction puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- [Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions? Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?
- Why Do Chinese people avoid social interaction? Because it's always a harrowing experience.
- A r**..., a bigot, and a pathological liar walk into a bar They don't interact. They have very little in common other than they all suffer from crippling social anxiety.
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What funny jokes about interaction you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impact jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make interaction pranks.
When interacting with police follow their instructions carefully
Me: [hears knock on door] "Who is it?"
Trooper: "State Police identify yourself."
Me: "Police identify yourself"
Trooper: "State Police"
Me: "Police"
Don't b**... Your Mother
Mrs. Rabin comes to visit her son Bernie for dinner.
He lives with a female roommate, Elaine. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Bernie's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Bernie and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Bernie volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Elaine and I are just roommates.''
About a week later, Elaine came to Bernie saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote an email:
*Dear Mom
I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house ; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son
Bernie*
Several days later, Bernie received a response email from his Mom which read:
*Dear son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Elaine, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Your Loving Mother*
What did Louis c**... call his style of management where he interacts with each employee on an individual basis?
Different Strokes for Different Folks
An amputee walks up to a stranger...
An amputee missing his left arm and left leg walks up to a stranger and shouts, I lost my left arm and left leg!!! .
The stranger looks at him, unsure what to make of this interaction, and says, All-righty then.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse behind the bar serving drinks
The man takes a seat at the bar, mouth wide open, stunned. The horse is interacting with customers, mixing drinks, taking meal orders, and giving change.
Finally the horse sees the man, and says What's the matter, buddy? Never seen a talking horse before?
The man says, No, it's not that. I just never thought the cow would sell the place.
Three engineers are discussing God's engineering background.
The first one says, "God was clearly an electrical engineer. The human nervous system is a feat of electrical engineering genius!"
The second one says, "Absolutely not! He was a mechanical engineer. The way the muscles and bones interact are mechanically brilliant!"
The third one says, "Nope, you're both idiots. God was a civil engineer. Who else would run a sewage line right through a playground?"
What do you call a s**... interaction between two trans individuals?
A transaction.
This is the only good original joke I've made in my entire life, and that's not a joke!
Haven't seen this posted elsewhere before.
My son is doing a social experiment for school.
He plans on wearing an "I love Liberals" shirt out in public and will be recording the interactions with others. So far he has been cussed at, spit at, slapped, and even threatened. Im afraid what will happen when he actually leaves the house.
