Intent Jokes

Funniest Intent Short Jokes

Short intent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The intent humour may include short attempt jokes also.

1. Russia is reportedly seizing Apple's assets in Russia with the intent to make a new vehicle. They plan to call it the iVan.
2. Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea. Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"
3. My dad always told me that if a bee is bothering you, stare at it intently instead of trying to swat it. Because ….seeing is bee leaving.
4. Did you hear about the new minting machine that produces coins only if you focus intently on it? It makes cents if you think about it.
5. Remember, men, when your wife declares her intention to learn how to drive, Don't stand in her way.
6. Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after, Tom Brady announced his intent to vote for Trump.
7. A man sees a blonde girl staring intently at a ice cube in her hand The man asks the girl why she's staring at the ice cube and she responds, "I'm trying to figure out where it's leaking from."
8. What is the difference between stabbing a man and killing a hog? One is assaulting with intent to kill; the other is killing with intent to salt.
9. Hey, girl... Are you a cell phone? 'Cause I could stare at you all day...
   (I am ashamed to admit that intentionally bad pickup lines are my specialty.)
10. I intentionally left my cell phone at home when I went to visit the Vatican for the first time But somehow I still incurred massive Roman charges.

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Intent One Liners

Which intent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intent? I can suggest the ones about inter and purpose.

1. What do you call it when Al Capone goes camping? Criminal intent.
2. I hate dolphins... ...for all intents and porpoises.
3. Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes
4. What is the difference between intentionally and by mistake? The presence of a witness.
5. If ISIS would really like the world to know their intentions.. they should kill a lion
6. What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent
7. What do you get if a convict goes camping? Criminal Intent.
8. How was Boy Scout camp? Intents
9. The last person to enter parliament with honest intentions was Guy Fawkes.
10. What's the action like at a circus? In-tents.
11. I do all my own stunts But never intentionally.
12. How did the extreme campers describe their living conditions? Intents!
13. Opportunity, Motive and Intent Could-ah, Should-ah, Would-ah.
14. Why was the serial killer intentionally bad at bowling? He preferred to gut her.
15. How does a quarterback discipline his kids? Intentional Grounding

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Intent Jokes

What funny jokes about intent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean vent jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make intent pranks.