Inten Jokes
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Short inten jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The inten humour may include short officer jokes also.
- Why hasn't America converted to metric? Because the changeover would have been to in-tens.
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In one Intensive care unit
people always died on the same bed at 11 am on a Sunday morning, regardless of their condition. This puzzled medical staff, so a group of doctors decided to observe the bed in secret and waited for the fateful hour. Some held crosses and prayer books to ward off evil influences, while the less superstitious had video cameras to catch the whole thing on tape. At the 11th hour, the door to the ward slowly opened, then a cleaner came in, disconnected the life support machine and plugged in a vacuum cleaner.
I tried to do an intense workout that involved 500 sit ups per day
But my body couldn't take the ab use
I intentionally left my cell phone at home when I went to visit the Vatican for the first time
But somehow I still incurred massive Roman charges.
You know what's intense?
Camping
Intensity is inferior to three times as much as tension.
Because I < 3 U.
What's the most intense moment in history?
When the mission to take the first cow into space commenced.
The steaks had never been higher.
I had a really intense counting contest the other day.
We just kept one upping each other.
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Intentionally or not, g**... are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first...
I have an intense fear of hiccups
Luckily, I only ever have one.
An intense fight broke out at the gym down the road just now
It now belongs to Team Mystic
I intended to put all my money in to electric stairs...
but the costs kept escalating
You know what can be intense?
Sleeping bags...
Why did the intense guy move to Taiwan?
He had a Taipei personality.
I 've got an intense fear that I am a hypochondriac, or at least showing symptoms of one
