Intellectual Jokes

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Funniest Intellectual Short Jokes

Short intellectual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The intellectual humour may include short intelligent jokes also.

1. An IQ below 70 qualifies you for having an intellectual disability Now I just need to figure out if that's in Celcius or Fahrenheit
2. Kanye said he is an intellectual who doesn't read books. Which I get because I am an athlete that rarely moves.
3. Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
4. I hate it when people act all intellectual… I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart
   … when they probably haven't even seen one of his paintings
5. Why do Russian policemen go around in threes? One who can read.
   One who can write.
   And one to keep an eye on the intellectuals.
6. Why do the Politsiya (Russian federal agency) always go around in groups of three? One can read, one can write, and one keeps an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
7. Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three? One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
8. Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
9. Q. "Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?" A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
10. Why does the Trump campaign hire people in groups of three? One who can read, one who can write, and one to keep an eye on the other two "elitist intellectuals."

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Intellectual One Liners

Which intellectual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with intellectual? I can suggest the ones about intel your and cerebral.

1. Everybody : 4/20 Me as an intellectual : 1/5
2. I've decided to rent out my brain After all, its intellectual property
3. What do you call a Greek intellectual that only eats kimchee? An Epikorean.
4. Intellectual Property Carpe TM.
5. What do you call a smart woman? intellectual property!
   (i swear to god im not sexist)
6. Truth is, the frogs were gay from the start. Only intellectuals get it.
7. Why don't intellectuals go outside? The weather is controlled by the media.
8. Me: no u Me, an intellectual: Nobelium Uranium
9. What Do Anti-Intellectual Zombies Eat? Not brains!
10. What did the black intellectual name her twins? Entendre and....Entendre!
11. What does an intellectual r**... do? He has his way with words.

Intellectual Property Jokes

Here is a list of funny intellectual property jokes and even better intellectual property puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• McCormick spices are at a huge risk The company has a lot of intellectual property with its CEO, if he were to say fall down the stairs and die,
  It would be a season-ending injury
• What do you call a h**... that was arrested for theft of intellectual property? An unoriginal thot

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